Nicky Kidman's Birthing Soundtrack
Nicole Kidman is due to pop out her pillow baby sometime soon and she's created the perfect soundtrack for when she goes into labor. Only Nicky Kidman would do this kind of shit. A source said, "Nicole has been putting together CDs of music to listen to during labor. She has always loved James Galway, particularly his classical albums. Whenever you go to her house, she has Galway on. There is one Prokofiev sonata that is her favorite."
Broing ass James Galway? That botox baby is never coming out, because it will be knocked the fuck out! James Galway could put a tweeker to sleep. And why do people always want to put soothing music on when you're going through some fucked up shit? When I had some painful ass dental work done, the dentist put on some easy listening. Like that shit is going to help. I'm sorry, but I don't need Sade cooing in my ear while a fucking drill is going into my toof.
Submitted by Sheeps on June 30, 2008 - 6:56pm
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Funny I felt like I was being watched....
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" N'oubliez pas que le cerveau est l'organe sexuel par excellence."~Laurence Dubois
I am so happy she has a baby and i am also a bit curious..................the magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profile was found on the single persons site ++ S i n g l e P a r e n t Kiss .c o m++ last week and she was chatting and discuss with her fans and .....wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nicole,congratulations!I saw her profile at milllionaire personals site ****"AffluentBachelors . c o m"**** last week. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site?
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billy ray cyrus... people should just come up to him and kick him in the balls as hard as they can for that horrid horrid song he put out. when you put something that bad into the world you have to pay!
thus garth brooks should receive ball kicking for friends in low places (vomit) and other physical mayhem as desired for his other pukey songs. I had put that particular musical abortion out of my head until today! :(
Submitted by TheBreakdown on June 30, 2008 - 9:51pm.
I'm wishing Nicole all the best, because she was married to a midget 'mo for a decade.
She deserves a more normal life and her own kids that Scientology cannot control.
I wish her and that pillow well.
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Well said. She could be a complete banshee behind closed doors and I'd still cut her some slack for surviving that psycho elf and his cult army.
I cannot believe how many people think she is NOT preggers...
She is much bigger all the way around. She is huge compared to one yr ago. Her arms, her boobs. She was a virtual 2x4 before this. And if she was going to fake it, she would have a much bigger hump in the middle...like Katie did toward the "end" of her pregnancy.
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"If you are going to burn our flag, please be sure to wrap yourself in it first."~~~Maxine
Shouldn't her chi-chis be growing along with that pillow- i mean belly?
Something in the titty milk ain't clean.
Fifteen buck, little man, put that shit in my hand. Nong, nong, ning-a ning-a nong nong!
i have a feeling that kidman will sneeze and the baby pillow will just come sliding out...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
I'm wishing Nicole all the best, because she was married to a midget 'mo for a decade.
She deserves a more normal life and her own kids that Scientology cannot control.
I wish her and that pillow well.
www.myspace.com/triston
She looked so happy.Someone saw her profile with sexy photos on RICHLOVING.COM, a hot hook-up club for millionaires and celebrities. It seems the profile looks sincere and attractive. Is it real!? Lots of beautiful girls and lady are said to be there.
As I've said many times, this ice ho is not pregnant. I believe the rumors that her sister Antonia is carrying the baby. Also, you know if that bitch is putting together music CDs, she's filling them with Milli Vanilli and the Spice Girls.
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Wilson: "When you care about someone ..."
House: "You LIE to them!"
Sounds of the humpback whale?
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
I had on punk on the way to the hospital and everyone flipped out. They thought I was crazy having contractions on the freeway and rocking out to Face to Face.
I personally don't believe there's a baby in there. I think she's just borrowed one of Wino's crackhives (she's gotta have a spare doesn't she??) until her people can find/engineer her a newborn.
It's interesting that NicKid hasn't gained any lbs anywhere else like a normal pregger gal.
It has to be a pillow or a stuffed animal or something. Maybe a big stuffed koala? That makes for good fake pregnancies.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 30, 2008 - 6:43pm.
...OH!!! I HATE GARTH BROOKS!!! OMG!!! They played that damned song everywhere, all the time, you honestly just want to go all BugsBunny and clang some big cymbals with someone's head in the middle!!
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Well tell us how you feel about that tired hat he wears all of the time?!
Wanna bumble with the bee huh?! Bzzzzzzz
Submitted by angel_i on June 30, 2008 - 7:20pm.
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*wincing & covering little sock monkey ears* I promise you ..if they played that crap while I was trying to give birth or while at the dentist -I would scream over that shit and.. beyond until they turned it off!!! Trust!
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How about Guns N Roses' "Welcome To The Jungle"?
Does she mean music to listen to while she is waiting to dilate or during actual delivery?
Correct me here moms, but wtf do hear during birth?
The doctor, nurse, person holding your hand....are you listening for the chorus and keeping the beat?
Oh who am I kidding, she's having a C Section, sure, music while the anesthesia kicks in....
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
MK, I love you so so so much. It's crazy.
Puleeeze, the only thing I want while pushing a 7-8 pound human through my vagina is a vodka on the rocks and multiple hits of epidural.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Pretty good, Viva...12 seconds is not too shabby at all. Do you have any idea how many albums that guy has?!? He must have a huge penis or something.
♥ ThreadKilla! Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan. Lean Like a Chola
angel_i: 12 seconds..... that is how long I made it through that shit
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Let us pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Lord, so that she might learn a hoe's place. Amen. - A Pimp Named Slickback
joe: ACK!!! I wouldn't leave the house!
VLL: that cracked me up! LMAO
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"You should've known from the jump, that you'll always get dumped; so dust off your Fuck Me Pumps"
-Amy Winehouse "Fuck Me Pumps"
Ok, but let's forget about music and pregnancy in general and TRY to remember what an annoying schmuck James Galway is, shall we?
Check it out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkUpto_ohEc
Would you want THAT playing anywhere at ANY time???
♥ ThreadKilla! Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan. Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 30, 2008 - 7:03pm.
I have nothing to say on this thread.
I have never been pregnant, or divorced.
Oh, well.....sigh
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Don't give up hope luv! (about being pregnant, not divorced!) I wanted to tell you, knowing how you love bees, that in the I province in live in Canada, a truck overturned today with 12 MILLION live bees in it. Some have escaped, not all, and the Dept of Agric. is waiting for nightfall when they'll return to their hives,so that they can recapture them. Creepy or what>>>
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" N'oubliez pas que le cerveau est l'organe sexuel par excellence."~Laurence Dubois
I want a jacuzzi tub next time i give birth!!....er...that is if i muster up the courage to get pregnant again. After having twins, im afraid I'll end up like Jon and Kate...PLUS 8!! No thanks. lol.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 30, 2008 - 6:12pm.
LOL
Good night lovely ladies.
Thanks for the laughs and fun.
Lots of XOXO's for you all.
CFO signing off :)
Submitted by angry mom on June 30, 2008 - 4:09pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 30, 2008 - 6:04pm.
I can never find those girls that time of the year...Micheal K is right, they should be available year round and eat them for breakfast as he does :)
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Why, then they wouldn't be special, now would they, dear?
(why am I talking like someone's grammaw?)
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You're not a dancer. You're an elf and you're going to wear panties like an elf.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 30, 2008 - 4:03pm.
Hi PSL! I betchya haven't ever exposed the world to your nasty cooch and thrown out a couple racial slurs for TMZ in obnoxious baby voice either but you are still qualified to talk shit about Paris!
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Let us pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Lord, so that she might learn a hoe's place. Amen. - A Pimp Named Slickback
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 30, 2008 - 6:01pm.
Hurray, I need a suger pick up!
Submitted by christine the hoff on June 30, 2008 - 6:03pm.
Double hurray!
Submitted by Kizzy on June 30, 2008 - 6:04pm.
I can never find those girls that time of the year...Micheal K is right, they should be available year round and eat them for breakfast as he does :)
Submitted by Kizzy on June 30, 2008 - 4:02pm.
Look, you'll come to my house, we'll consume mass quantities of girly drinks, listen to Dwight on the stereo and make fun of Pudge while he grills some burgers.
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You're not a dancer. You're an elf and you're going to wear panties like an elf.
Kizzy- Our local newspaper has a weekly feature called Sr. Spotlight. It profiles graduating seniors and asks them their favorite this and that. Anyway, when my mother was in town to visit, we got into the habit of cking out the Sr. spot every week. Without fail pizza, their favorite meal, Tom Cruise favorite actor, and Garth Brooks fav singer. Favorite song- Low places. My mom was so fascinated, we had to find a country station so she could hear it. She was appalled anyone would brag about their low life friends in a song.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 30, 2008 - 7:01pm.
Submitted by angry mom on June 30, 2008 - 4:00pm.
For these comments I'm creating the I love Kizzy and Christine the Hoff Bassasses club
I call Tresurer or CFO!!!
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I'll chair the social committee,'K?
Kool Aid and Girl Scout cookies for everyone!
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I'm an old pro at rollin' Girl-Scouts for their cookies, LMAO
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I have nothing to say on this thread.
I have never been pregnant, or divorced.
Oh, well.....sigh
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"I think she is a bitch and whore. "
-Pam Anderson, re: Chestica
@angry mom
I declare you the president!
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin
I always snicker when soon to be parents are completely prepared. Ahh I remember the days of sweet ignorance well. Its almost like a secret club.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 30, 2008 - 7:00pm.
Kizzy--
What can I say? I loved hard core twang
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OK, I'll grant you that he looked good in a tight pair of jeans, but it would fall into the Beckham category, just shut up and let me take you to happyland, if you open your mouth, the panties are coming back up.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by angry mom on June 30, 2008 - 4:00pm.
For these comments I'm creating the I love Kizzy and Christine the Hoff Bassasses club
I call Tresurer or CFO!!!
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I'll chair the social committee,'K?
Kool Aid and Girl Scout cookies for everyone!
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You're not a dancer. You're an elf and you're going to wear panties like an elf.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 30, 2008 - 5:51pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on June 30, 2008 - 5:48pm.
For these comments I'm creating the I love Kizzy and Christine the Hoff Bassasses club
I call Tresurer or CFO!!!
:)
Kizzy--
What can I say? I loved hard core twang.
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You're not a dancer. You're an elf and you're going to wear panties like an elf.
what IS it about x mother's in law?
I would kill mine if I knew I could get away with it. jesus.
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Cows, all of them. I swear my XMIL near died in the arse when I dropped the GET F-Bomb. And I gave her the forks! I figured I'd come this far, I may as well go the whole hog. The only thing I regret is leaving my smokes behind at the reception. I guess this means I'm off the christmas card list...mission accomplished.
Submitted by christine the hoff on June 30, 2008 - 6:46pm.
kizzy
For reals!! I mean, damn, depressive much? Give me a blazing guitar talking about fun times.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by joe shmoe on June 30, 2008 - 3:52pm.
I've seen the hospital security video. Can I burn you a copy?
Your siggy: that's French, right?
joe schmoe - Where I was the rooms were equipt with jacuzzi tubs. With my first, I was soaking in that thing, jets pressed firmly into my back when "pop" my water broke and they made me get out.
Fast forward 3 years when dr. broke my water to induce and they let me get in that jacuzzi and STAY there.
WTF?
Submitted by Sandbitch on June 30, 2008 - 6:43pm.
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Heeeeheeee
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" N'oubliez pas que le cerveau est l'organe sexuel par excellence."~Laurence Dubois
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 30, 2008 - 6:48pm.
Kizzy, I'm tellin ya...
Dwight Yoakam rocks.
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NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Step away from the light!! Do not go into the light!! Come back!! Come baaaaaaackkkk!!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by M.E. on June 30, 2008 - 6:47pm.
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Waaaa! That made me laugh. My hospital had a birthing jacuzzi and I sat around in that until I was ready to pop. Waddling down the corridor to the birthing room with a hand towel barely covering me was a little traumatic.
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" N'oubliez pas que le cerveau est l'organe sexuel par excellence."~Laurence Dubois
Submitted by angry mom on June 30, 2008 - 6:40pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 30, 2008 - 5:36pm
Gimme names, numbers, and the lowdown, I'll take care of it. My boss loves me for one reason and one reason only: We were about to land a multi-million client, and their CFO said about my boss, "not sure about the little faggot" and I said, "Yeah, but he's the little faggot that is going to keep the Chinese from crackin' your system and stealing your shit again, so I'd listen up." We got the account.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Mrs. K. thanks for the link.
I never spent one minute thinking Tommygirl fathered suri.
she looks like L. ron hubbard for christ's sake, she even has his chin cleft.
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin