Monday, June 30th 2008

Sienna Miller Is At It Again!

Sienna Miller's got a lightning fast vagina. It wastes no time in finding another peen to keep it warm. It seemed like it was only minutes ago that Sienna dumped that Rhys Ifans dude and she's already linked to another dude. And that other dude is married! Hey, a dick is a dick to Sienna. Even if the dick has a wedding ring, she doesn't care. Actually, she might like that even more.

Sienna has reportedly been doing sexy times with Balthazar Getty. He's married with 4 kids, the youngest born last October. Sienna and Balthazar met through his "Brothers and Sisters" co-star Matthew Rhys. Balthazar is also an heir to the Getty Oil fortune.

A source told The News of the World that they are trying to keep their affair quiet, because...well....you know. The source said, "They daren't go out together, so they spend most of their time inside. When they do leave, they go separately."

Balthazar's wifey apparently left their home in Los Angeles, taking their kids with her, after she heard about his affair with Sienna.

About a month ago, a reader wrote me and said she had dinner next to Sienna and Balthazar in Prague. She said they were "making out" and talked about "how they were so into each other." She sent me a few shots of them saying goodbye. The dog is obviously ashamed for Sienna. That poor bitch doesn't want to be associated with homewrecking trash like Sienna!

And Balthazar is a major dumb fuck for messing with his money like that. Hopefully, his wifey takes everything, even that stupid ass hat, and leaves him broke. It upsets me when people screw with money like that. Money first, orgasms second.

Posted by: Michael K


Gonnaburn...'s picture

Whose tires do I slash first?

Why, whomever lives the closest, of course. Then drive on...

Gonnaburn...'s picture

"...giving skanks like that a giant paper cut on their privates when they least expect it."

HA! I hope the cut gets infected!

Devilgirl- There are worthwhile people out there. Don't give up.

Aww, thanks everyone for your offers of revenge and your words of comfort. It happened in the early 90's, so I am over it. Over him and her. Both still try to contact me to this day. He is married now with 4 kids and he still tries to start up things with me. He too is from a long line of cheaters.

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She is terrible...she sleeps with just about every man she co-stars with. She slept with Hayden Christensen when they were filming Factory Girl. She's slept with Daniel Craig...Jude Law of course...Rhys Ifans, Matthew Rhys and NOW this Balthazar guy. WHORE!!!!!!!!! I'm sure there are MANY MANY more....this girl has a revolving door on her vagina. BLECH!

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Do these people have NO shame or pride in themselves?

Have we become a society of bed hoppers and disposable ethics?

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Whats even worse is that I had financially just bailed her out of a $1200.00 situation she was in, and she never paid me, plus, the bitch went to San Fran on a business trip and called my mom. Soon my mother (who I never told what had happened) and she were friends. My mother has tried to mend our friendship, having no idea why the rift occured. The idiot slut tries to email me no and then, begging to have me as a friend again. She even came to town not long ago, hoping to see me while on business. I already was having problems with my current cheating boyfriend, the last thing I needed was another visit from her and another woman he could eff, willing and able. I can't seem to find a faithful man, and I have never cheated on any of my boyfriends, ever. I hate a cheating liar!

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Submitted by angel_i on June 30, 2008 - 2:43pm.
Dontcha get it? If he cheats on her with you then he's gonna cheat on you someday too. Duh.

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Submitted by devilgirl on June 30, 2008 - 6:12pm.

Whose tires do I slash first?

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Submitted by devilgirl on June 30, 2008 - 5:12pm.

I am sorry you had to go through that, but fuc%ing people like that pay for what they do. Everything you do in this life, you pay it before you die. Seriously.

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Submitted by Karen Flatts on June 30, 2008 - 5:11pm.
EXCELLENT eloquence :)
and love the avie

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She is a sleestack

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Submitted by devilgirl on June 30, 2008 - 3:12pm.

Somewhere, somehow, and sometime, that bitch will get it back threefold. You may not be there to witness it, or even ever know about it, but fate has a way of giving skanks like that a giant paper cut on their privates when they least expect it.

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Submitted by devilgirl on June 30, 2008 - 5:12pm.
That's so sad she threw away your friendship that way :(
seventeen years, sadness-I'm sorry

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Balthazar is Fucking HOT!! I would love to meet him someday. Now that he will probably will be on the market soon I am so excited. Hey come up to Seattle. You'll throw Sienna to the curb when you see me!!

Oh and I am in love with Bros and Sis.. I am renting the whole series from Netflix!!!

The thing that kills me about these whores is that we are suppose to feel sorry for THEM when it happens to THEM. I seem to remember a very publicly hurt Sienna Miller bitching about how horrible it was that Jude Law cheated on her. Oh, poor you!! You're the only one we should care about, right?? Listen, I've been cheated on, I know the pain. And I can honestly say that I would NEVER be a part of causing that kind of pain to another woman. NEVER!!

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Submitted by devilgirl on June 30, 2008 - 6:12pm.

Hideous! I love the threesome comment! Like that was teh logical thing to say to clear up the situation! Ruh??? HA!

Years ago, I had this man that I was seeing and madly in love with. My best friend comes to visit me, the best friend who I confided all my hopes, dreams, fears, and love for this man to. Long story, but I will try to be brief. I ran a resort, I took my friend to my house then went back to my office to count the days receipts. Two hours later I go home to find my boyfriends vehicle at my place. Delighted to have both my two most trusted people at home waiting on me, I get inside to find two empty wine glases in the living room, no bf, or bff. I head to my bedroom where I hear them having sex. I scream and flip on the lights to find them in my bed, having sex. To add insult to injury, my bff flies off of the bed to my closet and comes out wearing one of my silk robes. The bf , while getting dressed, is trying to get the eff out, but I keep screaming at him, and her. Finally as I am following him down the steps he says "I thought you wanted to have a threesome" (picture Scooby doo looking confused saying "ruh", turning head to side) When did I ever suggest or say that I say. He doesn't know. I added that if it was supposed to be a threesome, why were they only a twosome, and I was no where around. Anyway, I ended it with him, and after a 17yr friendship, cut her out. Bad enough him, I expected that, but her? She knew how I felt and she was my best pal.

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 30, 2008 - 1:59pm.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on June 30, 2008 - 1:54pm.

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I thought it was very well known that Sienna and Jude were doing it on the set of Alfie.
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Me too- but it seemed like people thought this was her first time being the "other woman".
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Submitted by SpiceDong on June 30, 2008 - 2:46pm.
How do we know that is Sienna?...you never see the skank's face in those candid shots...just a blonde mane...and the guy looks like a completely different dude...is not Balthazar Getti
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This is being reported on by several other gossip sites, and MK says "...A source told News Of The World that they are trying to keep their affair quiet..." in the article. The pictures were just a bonus that a reader sent in. Obviously MK has more integrity than to just post grainy pictures which he was sent a MONTH ago, but only did post when there was other reports that independently backed them up.

If you take the time to read the whole post, sometimes these questions miraculously answer themselves. Sorry, but that's a huge pet peeve of mine.

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Did anyone even watch Factory Girl??? This chick is like F-List and Balthazar Getty is another low budget ass making Sci-Fi Channel movies. Her chocha is probably so janky. GAG. Puta!!

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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on June 30, 2008 - 5:00pm.
See? Nobody is really sure which movie she filmed here. I'm sure the STDs she left in town are more lingering than her visit was.

GENIOUS!

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Submitted by Gonnaburn... on June 30, 2008 - 4:48pm.
You're Awesome GB!
you were plenty clear, I'm an angry forgetful moron :)

Submitted by Devore on June 30, 2008 - 4:50pm.
I was only violent with my cheating man whore...I understand why most woman react differently...I blamed him, but thought the skank was a skank...I think most woman are so hurt they need someone to console them and turn back to the douche that hurt them in the first and thus begins the cycle...I just tried destroyed his home, a few days later his car, and only deal with him for son-related issues since...I turned to a shrink, my friends, and family for support...which these woman should prolly do.
anyhoo, sorry for the rant yet again...have a good one Devore :)

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See? Nobody is really sure which movie she filmed here. I'm sure the STDs she left in town are more lingering than her visit was.

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Devore-
No one is saying to let the dude off the hook, but the gal who looks for the married man because"someone thinks that he's quality" should feel the love as well.

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I've been cheated on in the past, with ex's. Only one did I actually catch them in the act. I literally tried to run her over with my car. GD bitch was supposed to be one of our "friends".

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@ Jill
I thought that she was filming "The Mysteries of Pittsburgh" when that went down.

Devore's picture

the movie was factory girl, based on warhol muse edie segwick's life.

this girl is not star material.

she does not have it going on.

she owes her career to jude law.

Devore's picture

these "sluts" arent raping these guys.

the married folks are the peeps who made the commitment before god. the married peeps should be tarred and feathered if any violence should occur, not the side ho.

its true, women have like, zero self esteem and self respect.

women will "stand by her man" after he has taken her through the ringer and disgraced his family, meekly submitting to his emotional and mental abuse.

but let another woman look sideways at her pathetic piece of a man and then the claws come out.

you wont be violent with the person who betrayed you but you will be violent with the other woman.

if he aint cheating with her, he is "cheating" with some other ho, so who is really at fault here?

anyhow, prague looks very beautiful. those are the cleanest city streets ive ever seen.

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Submitted by SpiceDong on June 30, 2008 - 5:46pm.
How do we know that is Sienna?...you never see the skank's face in those candid shots...
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Sienna who?

(and yes I was born in Pittsburgh and this little slut ripped on our town, calling it "Shitsburgh" in Rolling Stone. Funny, nobody remembers just what movie was being filmed, it probably went straight to DVD)

It's in the gene pool with those Getty men and cheating. Gordon Getty, his uncle, had a 14 year affair and had 4 kids with another woman. The father, J.P Sr. had numerous affairs during his marriage. I guess they think that money entitles them to swing their schlongs around with reckless abandon.

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Angry: That story made me smile. Good work.

Sorry for being unclear; I didn't work with the whore- he did.

@ Clarisse- That video camera story is really horrible too!

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What's that blind item got to do with anything?

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Submitted by angel_i on June 30, 2008 - 4:43pm.
Dontcha get it? If he cheats on her with you then he's gonna cheat on you someday too. Duh.

This bread of skank doesn't understand ridiculous shit like logic, angel :)

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How do we know that is Sienna?...you never see the skank's face in those candid shots...just a blonde mane...and the guy looks like a completely different dude...is not Balthazar Getti. A month ago Sienna was still sucking face with that other ugly dude with bad teeth she was with....I hope these suspect shots aren't the only proof there is of this new affair 'cause this is sketchy at best...file this under totally random hook up of the moment.

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Dontcha get it? If he cheats on her with you then he's gonna cheat on you someday too. Duh.

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Submitted by Gonnaburn... on June 30, 2008 - 4:39pm.
I kicked the door of his new house he was fucking the whore in and grabbed a tire iron, hammer, and monkey wrench and had fun crushing his new stuff till his stupid friend called the po po on me...I took off before I could get close enough to dumb ex with the tire iron
God bless you for listening to my looney rants Gonnaburn! :) xoxo

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RE: Cheaters...

I have a friend of a friend who's wife caught him cheating by finding the video camera that he had hidden in the family x-mas tree to secretly tape him fuckin the girl on the side, IN HER LIVINGROOM, that they shared with their three kids....

Whenever my friend mentions him i go "Who? Dave Who? OH, the cheating piece of shit"

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Gonnaburn, sign me up for the tar + feather party.

I get so enraged when someone defends the skanks these married jerks sleep with. Bitches like this disgust me, almost more than the married cheater does.

Mrs. Getty deserves full custody, all the property, most of his future earnings, and the opportunity to beat Sienna Miller with a bag of oranges.

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Submitted by Kizzy on June 30, 2008 - 4:37pm.
agreed
the skank shares responsibily equally I feel

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Submitted by angry mom on June 30, 2008 - 5:37pm.

Bless you! I hope you burned some of his shit!

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Submitted by Gonnaburn... on June 30, 2008 - 4:35pm.
Oh and that story is awful
how do you work with that skank and NOT tar and feather her?

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I realize "morality" is a loose term nowadays, (ahem) but I have to weigh in on the side of WTF is wrong with women who KNOW the guy's married? Yes, he is a bastard for cheating, but she's a whore for doing it with him, knowing he's cheating on his wife. Surely I am not the only bitch that, when at lunch with a man I dug hard, I asked if he was married, he said yes, and I said, "I gotta go"? He was all, "at least I was HONEST." OOOh yeah, honestly going to cheat, there's a winner.

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Submitted by Gonnaburn... on June 30, 2008 - 4:31pm.
I hear ya hon...granted I try not to be judgmental in real life too often but these skanks I can't handle...While my marriage was dying I had my own personal Sienna to deal with...dumb whore, sure we were on the verge of seperation anyway but why not fuck a dude that doesn't have two kids and an angry wife
hence the name
angry mom
:)

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Submitted by angry mom on June 30, 2008 - 5:24pm.

An acquaintance of our family just cheated on his wife, and mother of his three kids, with a gal from his work about ten years younger who was into the kink. He had pictures and video downloaded onto his phone of her doing porn-like things. He was so proud that a 22y/o wanted to be with him and let him do f'd up things to her. While wifey was at home pregnant, he was screwing this whore who was also doing another married man at the office. I guess the ho was proud to be breaking up families. She laughed at the thought of these clueless, boring wives at home, cooking and cleaning while the hubbies were buying her shit. I am not super close to this guy's wife, but tarring and feathering the slut would have been a cool Friday night activity for me. I guess we all have rants about this kind of fuckery.

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Submitted by Veingelina Jolie on June 30, 2008 - 2:30pm.
I also immediately thought of that Lainey BI. However, I just checked her column and she already commented. It sounds like this is not the couple she was referring to.
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joe schmoe, gonnaburn - I dont think I've ever seen the original. I'm going to have to see if I can rent it.

And yes, having one of the crew (adult) survive is completely void of point.

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 30, 2008 - 4:47pm.

Could this blind item be Sienna?

Not that she was destined to become the next Angelina Jolie – not even close – but since B List and reality stars are all the rage these days, who’s to say she would not have had a career revival as the matriarch for a new generation? Or a movie of the week once every few weeks?
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I also immediately thought of that Lainey BI. However, I just checked her column and she already commented. It sounds like this is not the couple she was referring to.

Sienna is a slut and he is a piece of shit. I have read some articles about how he is such a family man and how in love with his wife he is. I remember even seeing a Vogue spread where him and his wife are hosting a dinner. I think Joaquin Phoenix was in attendance. Every one of these people are phonies.

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Mrs.Kravitz,
That's the color you turn when your cawk has been tainted by Sienna Miller.

You know, like that chemical that turns blue when you pee in pool water...

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what a fucking BITCH

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However, in 1917, he announced that he was retiring to become a Los Angeles-based playboy. Although he eventually returned to business, Getty had lost his father's respect. Just before George Franklin Getty died in 1930, he believed that Jean Paul would destroy the family company, and told him so.

After taking a few years off from the money-making grind to enjoy spending his earnings on women
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From Wiki in regards to Balthazar's grandpappy.

Man whore.