Monday, June 30th 2008

Afternoon Crumbs

The incredibly true adventure of two cokey gayelles in love - Popsugar

Holly Madison, why you so classy? - Hollywood Tuna

Orlando Bloom's ho is topless in the middle of winter - Egotastic!

Princess RiRi wearing something from OshKosh B'Gosh - Lainey Gossip

Twatty Pratt made $50k off of MK Trollsen - Just Jared

MY EYES! A Cheryl Burke upskirt (NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Scientology isn't helping Hancock - IDLYITW

More of airbrushed Becks for Emporio Armani's panty campaign - Towleroad

Aubrey O'Day is all washed up out - Hollywood Rag

Brit Brit really loves her filthy ass UGGs - Cityrag

Posted by: Michael K


They seem like a good match.I like them together.Her profile was seen at milllionaire personals site ****"AffluentBachelors . c o m"**** yesterday. A rumor goes that she is dating a young single man on that site.I believe it"s just a rumor.
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Leatherette's picture

that Ronson loving is doing wonders for Lohan's complexion, never thought I'd see the day...and Ronson is manlier than all the dicks Lo's humped strung together.

letinstar's picture

i dunno why will smith denies the sciento...isn't jada opening up a school and looking for sciento teachers?
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Rain's picture

Are they really happy?someone saw her profile with hot & sexy photos on the wealthy dating club RICHLOVING.COM for hot singles to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. It seems the profile looks sincere, attractive and sexy. you went there for dating hot guys? Actually, Hollywood star Chairle sheen seemed to be found in it and find some dates with hot girls. Good luck to you! lol

parkrangerpete's picture

Lezin out hardcore

Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs

sexyboy20's picture

=====================She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on dating site "W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m " last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.=============================

parissucksliterally's picture

I just read an interview with LL, where she says she hates her legs. Why is she always wearing such short dresses, skirts, and shorts then?
I hate her legs too.....lol

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Submitted by devilgirl on June 30, 2008 - 7:53pm.

I may be in the minority, but I don't find SamRo and HoHan a cute couple, nor do I wish them well, nor do I care if they make eachother blissfully happy, because they are making me violently ill.

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dustbunny's picture

I'm guessing L.Hohan doesn't look oompah loopahish lately cause of filming.

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Mr. President's picture

Looking good as usual Aubrey. Finally, a real artist gets some coverage on this site. Thanks, MK.

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Better Off Dead's picture

ugh she disgusts me. Just go away Lindsey

NOT IMPRESSED's picture

Dem some pasty-ass legs!

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Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on June 30, 2008 - 3:40pm.

you mean it's not about the sax?... i thought she was a music lover!LOL!

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"My heart's beatin' rhythm,
and my soul keeps a singin' the blues.
Roll over Beethoven and tell Tchaikovsky the news."

Balenciaga Bitch's picture

Thank ESE...I dont proofread.

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Balenciaga Bitch's picture

Yep, they are. LL cant go without sex, every guy shes been with has said shes a sex addict. shes getting her twat tweaked somewhere. Trust.

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Submitted by chowgirl69 on June 30, 2008 - 3:34pm.

OK, true confession time: I was pondering the brazillian, then I saw pics of Britney's after she had hers done. I said to myself, if that's what waxing does to it, there won't even be candles anywhere near mine.

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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chowgirl69's picture

I wonder if Cheryl Burke forgoes the brazilian down there in favour of a little tiny mop for her twat to match the one on her head, so that she can flip and flick it around too.

Kizzy's picture

For reals, I love my friends, and will kiss their cheek, or forehead, or on top of the head, but never their neck. I don't know of any 2 people who AREN'T lovers that place kisses on the neck. I think they are a couple, and Sam seems to be the only one around her that is concerned with even the appearance of stability.

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

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Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on June 30, 2008 - 3:22pm.

yep, she likes the sax

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"My heart's beatin' rhythm,
and my soul keeps a singin' the blues.
Roll over Beethoven and tell Tchaikovsky the news."

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Submitted by Mud Packer on June 30, 2008 - 11:01am.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 30, 2008 - 2:00pm.
there is no way Sam and Lilo aren't a couple.
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NO. I'm not. They are together...I don't nuzzle my girl friend's necks, or hold their hands. The are GHEY.
Not that I care.....

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NovaNightly's picture

I think LL is "glowing" from actually having work for the first time in a year or so, not having her chocha serviced at the Sam-I-Am station. PLUS...she's laid off the fugly dirt tan she used to sport.

ALSO...just laying off drugs in general can help her appearance...geez, thought you all knew that. Guess you just cant help but want these two to dyke out...lol.

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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on June 30, 2008 - 3:08pm.

If my daughter were a gayelle, I don't think I'd want her bringing home a thirty year old itinerant dj who dresses like a 15 year old boy. No, I'd want her to bring home OPRAH!
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That is the best avi EVER.

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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo

But.Seriously.Folks's picture

If my daughter were a gayelle, I don't think I'd want her bringing home a thirty year old itinerant dj who dresses like a 15 year old boy. No, I'd want her to bring home OPRAH!

angel_i's picture

Looks to me like Cheryl Burke peed in her panties.

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angel_i's picture

Spencer and MK sitting in a tree, D-R-I-N-KI-N-G
First come the pic
And then comes the money
Then comes the fight
And we're all rich for life, hunny.

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ChubbyWubby's picture

I for one think Lindsay Lohan is very unattractive.

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thlayly5's picture

The cracking of their scales actually make them more susceptible to infection... Poor little babies. What a horrible defect- I could not imagine being the mother.

"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

I looked up Harlequin babies on Wikipedia and found it interesting that they have scales. Sad, but interesting. Sometimes I wish I had scales. Not to be cool, just to be safe from the disgusting sneezers and coughers on the train.

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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo

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Submitted by M.E. on June 30, 2008 - 1:33pm.
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For more information, we been schoolin' on the Heidi thread. What the hell else is that hag good for anyhow?

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Submitted by Kizzy on June 30, 2008 - 2:38pm.
I had never heard of Harlequin babies, so again, I have learned something from dlisted. I honestly thought it was a newborn pic photoshopped with pizza on it, because of the white cheesy stuff they have on them.
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I wasn't sure what was going on the avie at first either. The both of us learned something new today.

Wanna bumble with the bee huh?! Bzzzzzzz

M.E.'s picture

Harlequin Babies - You learn something new everyday. That saddens me. Those poor children.

Kizzy's picture

I had never heard of Harlequin babies, so again, I have learned something from dlisted. I honestly thought it was a newborn pic photoshopped with pizza on it, because of the white cheesy stuff they have on them.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Stock Broker's picture

M.E. ~ come over here and I'll hold you.
That is a disturbing avie.

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M.E.'s picture

Someone hold me and please explain to me WTF Mud Packers avvie is.

DebFrmHell's picture

Nice shout out for MK and his Dmitri on IDLYITW!

On the other hand, I will never click on any link to DS.

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Jinxy McDeath's picture

I'm sorry, but I hate Lindz as much as the rest of you...but I beginning to like her more as a lesbian. Seriously. She seems super happy and she seems like she's not as big of a cunt - if that's not ironic...

Stock Broker's picture

"By July 19th, the only way you'll be able to see Hancock is on the side of a wall in Mexico from a camera powered by a donkey." - review by IDLYTW

- that sums it up for me.

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"Not only would you sell your mother to make a deal, you'd send her C.O.D." - Gordon Gekko, from the movie "Wall Street"

thehoustongirl's picture

LMAO @ The Breakdown!

and can someone PLEASE tell Blohan to cover those lumpy, marshmellow, NON SHAPED legs? *vomit*

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oklahoma's picture

LCT.. LMAO Is cherly sporting the Zohan bush.. He has a huge one in the movie.. You think its a big ole ding dong.. nope Its all bush... I miss out on everything.. *mopes*

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So that's what your after... A Farter?

Funny that Posh find tight pants on guys offensive.

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

how in THE FUCK does this Spencer guy keep making money?!

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"My heart's beatin' rhythm,
and my soul keeps a singin' the blues.
Roll over Beethoven and tell Tchaikovsky the news."

angry mom's picture

The incredibly true adventure of two cokey gayelles in love
I THOUGHT that said TUNA adventure...Micheak K has my mind warped....and I like it :D

kdracofan's picture

"Princess RiRi wearing something from OshKosh B'Gosh"

lol

Mud Packer's picture

Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 30, 2008 - 2:00pm.
there is no way Sam and Lilo aren't a couple.
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Are you kidding?

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

Will Smith made a shitty movie?... shocking!

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"My heart's beatin' rhythm,
and my soul keeps a singin' the blues.
Roll over Beethoven and tell Tchaikovsky the news."

parissucksliterally's picture

there is no way Sam and Lilo aren't a couple.

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"I think she is a bitch and whore. "
-Pam Anderson, re: Chestica

Carmeloh's picture

I'm not hatin' tho... LiLo has been glowin' an its not MysticTan related no more.

Carmeloh's picture

Lindsay is perhaps giving the best performance in her life, as a faux gayelle...

Yes! Look at how happy Linds is... Love her or hate her, she has looked a thousand times better than she has in months since her and SamRo started scissoring.

A big *bloop* to the rest of those stories!

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Let us pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Lord, so that she might learn a hoe's place. Amen. - A Pimp Named Slickback

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

Is that just how Cheryl Burke's underwear looks or is she sporting a big hefty bush? Either way, should not have looked.

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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo