Tuesday, July 1st 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 30th!
A tisket a tasket
a crackhead in a basket - -ohmy-
Runners-up:
When Ray said he was going out to find a fucking kilo of coke, he wasn't exaggerating. - devilgirl
Frozen in the clam position due to spending an inordinate amount of time with her legs in the air, Sienna Miller must rely on the common shopping cart to get from point A to point B. - City Barbie
Here's a few more pictures of Crackhead Love in a cart.
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At Wal-Mart the scooters are only for the fat losers, but don't worry anorexic coke whores you'll get driven around by Frank "Stallone" Haim.
To the "Rip Curl" dude: Fool ass, you best be keeping that roach coach moving!
Walmart Special!!!Slash price of the Day!!
Was 75.99 now 1.99
Crackhoes on ailse three batteries not included may be charged with the following combination baking soda, coke, and household cleaners!!
Thanks for shopping at your friendly Walmart
All purchases are final no exchanges or refunds!!!!
As a friendly reminder please return all shopping carts
Courtney Love, ever inspired by Jacko the Wacko, has added a "footnote" to the one glove era.
Sequenced flats anyone?
i dont have a caption, but did anyone notice how small her feet are? thats about a size 5. i wish her mouth was as small as her feet.
Trash ain't gonna take itself out to the curb.
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
I want to be the girl with the most crack...
www.myspace.com/lowenbad
So this is what they meant when they said they were carting Courtney off to the loonie bin.
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"If you are going to burn our flag, please be sure to wrap yourself in it first."~~~Maxine
When he goes shopping for porn, he always buys the cheapest, worst thing he can find. His most recent trip was no exception.
Note to Self:
Never ever again will I mix Nyquil, Tequila and leftover boxed wine. Dude, what was I thinking!!
(heard from the mind of man pushing Courtney Love in a grocery cart down the lane)
Not everyone can afford a Hoveround.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 30, 2008 - 9:33am.
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on June 30, 2008 - 10:32am.
After spending all of Kurt's royalties, Courtney turned to the only transportation she could afford - a shopping cart.
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After killing Kurt and spending all his royalties...
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YES! Kravitz! Brilliance added. Thanks much, love!
Courtney Love's final salute to the world before being pushed into heavy traffic.
Commute time: 4 hours
Cost of gas: 0 dollars
Eviornmentally friendly: 100%
Looking like a douchebag: Priceless,
Hi I'm Lindsy Lohan and I believe in something!
Will you Okami please, and I shall do the same
Even the price of Crack Whores is going up. This guy had to walk home to save on gas!
Crackerellas new coach. Even the mice stayed away.
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"If you are going to burn our flag, please be sure to wrap yourself in it first."~~~Maxine
Boy George & Courtney Love shooting for their new reality show:
'Crack Residue'
www.myspace.com/triston
With the rise of gas prices, Courtney Love thought she trade in her gas guzzler for a more evior-friendly mode of transportation.. ie Shopping cart!
Will you Okami please, and I shall do the same
Francis Bean died of embarrassment when her mom came to pick her up from school.
Like all Canadians, Russell Crowe is heavy in the recycling business, as we catch a glimpse of him disposing of his cum bucket.
Will you Okami please, and I shall do the same
When Kitson kicked out Courtney Love,they meant it.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Just bringing her back to the supermarket- turns out she's 10 years past her "best by" date.
Billy Ray takes Miley to her latest Vogue photo shoot.
Hollywood's Newest Super Couple
Leonardo DiCrackio and Crackney Love affectionately referred to as Crackney DiCrackio.
It's easy to see what everyone is so up in arms about.....That dude's hair is a MESS!
I've been caught stealing;
once when I was high....
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on June 30, 2008 - 10:32am.
After spending all of Kurt's royalties, Courtney turned to the only transportation she could afford - a shopping cart.
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After killing Kurt and spending all his royalties...
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You're not a dancer. You're an elf and you're going to wear panties like an elf.
Im driving in my cart,
Tryin' to sell a radio
I only gots one shoe on,
And soon the other's gonna go...
I might look kinda sad now,
but soon I'll be much higher
'Cause when I gets my crack on...,
Ooooooo...Fire!
♥ ThreadKilla! Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan. Lean Like a Chola
After spending all of Kurt's royalties, Courtney turned to the only transportation she could afford - a shopping cart.
Courtney's new attempt at being "punk" is to infiltrate the homeless
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
This is exactly why people use babyseat covers and saniwipes when they shop.
Can someone please point me to the "Return the Crack Whore" line. This one needs to go back
Jackass 6 - The Boys Pick up a New Trick
Upon hearing about a 90s trash sale, Bob went to get Kurt before anyone else, but was outta luck and got his wife instead.
I pass out in my cart for FIVE minutes and this happens!!!! When I find the little bitch that stole my shoe, I'm gonna break her neck!
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MK in '08!!!!
Jeb will soon regret sleeping through those latin courses. This bin was clearly marked "Caveat emptor"
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
Jessica Simpson knew that breaking into country as a cross-over star would be easy once she saw the Billy Ray Cyrus & Courtney Love album cover.
Apparently, fuck you isn't returnable.
After Van Wilder 5 flooped at the box office Ryan and ScarJo weren't able to afford the dream wedding they always dreamed of.
Just because Duane lost his driver's license on his third DUI, didn't mean his cab customers didn't get the same great service as before.
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
I hope he knows that he is not allowed to return that to the second hand store that he bought it from...
I see carts with old dirty bags sitting around all the time too, but i dont actually decide to take one home.
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Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth.
On the back it said, "Wish you were here."
-- Steven Wright
Look what I found on clearance!
It looks like Kiki Dunst had a relapse. She'll never get to the Wino phase, though.
What? That's how I get home on Monday morning.
While stopping in the Crabshack, Randy realized he must have grabbed the wrong cart. Poor Earl is somewhere getting a crack contact high.
shit, did i miss the blue tag special today on isle 4 for the crack and pussy combo?
Courtney wanted to re-enact the popular 'Jackass' shopping cart skit but when you're Courtney Love, what is there re-enact?
I Guess You CAN Buy Me Love.....at Wal-Mart!
I told you to go to the grocery store for crackERS not crack whores.