Tuesday, July 1st 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 30th!
A tisket a tasket
a crackhead in a basket - -ohmy-
Runners-up:
When Ray said he was going out to find a fucking kilo of coke, he wasn't exaggerating. - devilgirl
Frozen in the clam position due to spending an inordinate amount of time with her legs in the air, Sienna Miller must rely on the common shopping cart to get from point A to point B. - City Barbie
Here's a few more pictures of Crackhead Love in a cart.
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Will that be a paper or plastic sack for its head?
"look y'all, even i'm not that batshit crazy!"
--brit brit
It's hard wok being a manny for an adult
You see, K Fed's not such a bad guy after all. He's still Britney's designated driver from time to time.
He typed in "Whore Foods" instead of "Whole Foods" on GoogleMaps, but, hell, he still got a deal on the stale tarts.
To ensure sale, they DO always discount the shit near its expiration date.
Who knew? The Whore Store is having deep hole discounts!!
Edwins friends from the local billiards-club tell him to go round up some 8-balls... this is as close as he got
P. Diddy's first passenger in his limo service for drunk celebrities.
Courtney on the way to pick up her drug order...
Great news! Crackhead Love finally learns how to talk.
Going Green has never been so good!!
No gas, no crack, no coke, no stress!
Get your Green On Right Now. Bomb not included!!!!!!
Look Kids! Its the Rip Curl Parade! I know they are ripped... I think its later when the curling happens.
My only question is why is she flipping off her one bare foot?
His belt buckle says, "If you can read this, the bitch fell out."
Billy Ray and Miley pose for their next father/daughter photoshoot titled "Mealticket".
What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?
Let me guess....K-mart was having a "Blue Light Crack-head" special this weekend?
And it's back to the RealDoll factory for a tune up.
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A video movie could improve your life.
Make Love in a grocery cart?
Even the greenest guy in Hollywood can't turn this trash into anything useful, so Leo DiCaprio is doing the next best thing by taking it to the dump without causing any emissions.
Coutney trying to re-invent her career with the Avril Lavigne DVD series "Being a Total duche bag made easy"
Dear Olsen Twins,take a look into the future...
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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His mom said "Oh my god! Don't you dare bring that filthy thing in the house! You take that straight back to the dump! And then come right back here and WASH YOURSELF!"
Sometimes, you mom is just right.
Avril Lavigne has resorted to drive by concerts at your local Walmart! Keeping it real!
Yo Momma!
Leave my mom be, she's on her honeymoon!
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin
Shop Dollar General where you get more crap for you money!
NOW HERES THE LATEST NEW TREND
FUCK LIL DOGS WHEN U CAN CARRY AROUND UR OWN LIL CRACKHEAD
CRACK PIPE SOLD SEPARATELY
THIS IS MY WORLD YALL HOS JUST LIVE IN IT
WWW.MYSPACE.COM/BUNNY420
Hey, look what I picked up at the flea market!
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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The only way Courtney can count past 10 is by taking off her shoes
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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done with the first ring, frodo must take on a new quest: take avril lavigne to the volcano and destroy her once and for all.
His shopping list consisted of bleach, cigarettes, Coke and nuts.
“Um…I’d like to return this. It smells and the expiration date is June 1994.”
Leonardo DiCaprio found a bargain when Hobags went on sale at WalMart.
Could someone please tell me when the “F” Leonard Dicaprio started dating Brit Brit?
She thinks he took her to Disney Land!
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- betterthanyomama
Britney's license was finally revoked
I take it he picked "plastic"?
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- betterthanyomama
How did they get through the Grocery Express line?
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"Not only would you sell your mother to make a deal, you'd send her C.O.D." - Gordon Gekko, from the movie "Wall Street"
Not with your daddy's dick, bitch.
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- betterthanyomama
Leo Dicaprio stars with Courtney Love in the made-for-Lifetime movie ....."Driving Miss Crazy".
Oh shit-and I bet she was on sale!! The question is, how long until I can get a Britney and a Paris for the price of Nicole??
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- betterthanyomama
Something rotten this way comes
courtney's latest male musician victim is jonathon davis of korn.
Blue light special.
The gas prices has everyone in a pinch!
He is my favorite. I support him.I saw his profile on milllionaire personals site ****"AffluentBachelors . c o m"**** last week. It is said he is in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now.
Go Speed Racer, she's a demon on wheels.
Submitted by Lohohater on June 30, 2008 - 12:50pm.
i dont have a caption, but did anyone notice how small her feet are? thats about a size 5. i wish her mouth was as small as her feet.
One of my sisters wears a size 5. She has an extremely hard time finding shoes that fit. In many stores the women's sizes start at six and the little girls end at four.
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
Naturally. Where else would Courtney Love be but riding around in a shopping cart? How classy.
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She's a lady...whoa whoa whoa she's a lady!