Tuesday, July 1st 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 30th!
A tisket a tasket
a crackhead in a basket - -ohmy-
Runners-up:
When Ray said he was going out to find a fucking kilo of coke, he wasn't exaggerating. - devilgirl
Frozen in the clam position due to spending an inordinate amount of time with her legs in the air, Sienna Miller must rely on the common shopping cart to get from point A to point B. - City Barbie
Here's a few more pictures of Crackhead Love in a cart.
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Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
A tisket a tasket
a crackhead in a basket - -ohmy congrats slut i was lmfao and noow it's stuck in my head
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money first orgasms second
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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
Congratulations, funny hoooooors!! WTG devilgirl!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Congrats, you funny sluts!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Congratulations winners!
ohmy, that was perfection!! Hilarious without name dropping the same old, tired celebutards.
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
LMAO! You whores are hilarious.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
~George Carlin. RIP George.
This guy is thinking: Thank god I still have the receipt. Now I can still trade it.
A young Hannibal Lecter decides to go shopping through the bargain meat aisle.
Submitted by HairyPotheadfan on June 30, 2008 - 2:10pm.
She's a lady...whoa whoa whoa she's a lady!
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for damn sure
He says "Damn I need a new job, this bitch freaks me out" she responds with "Fuck you, I pay you with blow jobs so don't stop pushing!"
ideal transportation when gas shoots past 5 bucks a gallon
Screw land clamming for bottles , this bitch is gonna make me some real money.
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Submitted by stupidhero on June 30, 2008 - 7:19pm.
"HOLE new idea" good one!
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A video movie could improve your life.
Deryck Whibley's really let himself go...
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Yeah, well, I don't like your girlfriend either, fool.
L.U.V. = Lazy Utility Vehicle "or"
S.U.C. = Sport Utility Cart
Can't Decide
We now know who the two asses are stole the shopping cart from Big Lots
After listening to Bohemian Love, Kate Moss and Pete Doherty decided to go for a drive to talk things out.
This is how crack heads 'go green'.
Avril Lavigne showing off her brand new human powered car.
Love paying homage to Larry Flynt.
Party in the front, party in the rear?
Authorities believe Courtney Love made her escape into a waiting getaway cart after swiping Max Headroom's glasses.
I finally got the chauffeur i've always wanted
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
He came from the market with a cart load of cracked crabs.
When did Courney Love and Brendan Fraser start hanging out!?
**Potential winners**
Submitted by Slemsers on June 30, 2008 - 6:55pm.
ever since he saw her holding Tom Brady's child, Leo has been parading Bar around right under Gisele's nose...
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Submitted by City Barbie on June 30, 2008 - 6:57pm.
Frozen in the clam position due to spending an inordinate amount of time with her legs in the air, Sienna Miller must rely on the common shopping cart to get from point A to point B.
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Submitted by Shivonne on June 30, 2008 - 6:18pm.
Poor guy hasn't realized he picked up the wrong bag at the grocery store!
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Submitted by smazz on June 30, 2008 - 5:34pm.
You see, K Fed's not such a bad guy after all. He's still Britney's designated driver from time to time.
Wanna bumble with the bee huh?! Bzzzzzzz
I only bought her because she came with a cigarette.
I guess he's returning her as being 'Defective' -- she keeps flipping off. Hopefully, he can get his money back.
Rollin along on La Nalga Express
In his continual effort to save the environment, Leonard DiCaprio has ditched his Prius and started driving the all new Love Mobile. - It's the Hole New Idea in transportation!
NAC - where are you guys getting the Leonardo Dicaprio part from???? I don't see it.
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Let us pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Lord, so that she might learn a hoe's place. Amen. - A Pimp Named Slickback
Loozer's won it for me "Just because Duane lost his driver's license on his third DUI, didn't mean his cab customers didn't get the same great service as before."
Yes!
Talk about strange pairings, I didn't even know that Leonardo Dicaprio and Courtney Love knew each other existed.
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Best Week Ever:
Upgrade for Leonardo Dicaprio
Downgrade for Courney Love
Seriously ... another Ronson/Lohan post ...
Not a caption but what's happened to Sweetas??? Anyone know??
Frozen in the clam position due to spending an inordinate amount of time with her legs in the air, Sienna Miller must rely on the common shopping cart to get from point A to point B.
Holy shit! This is just more proof that gas prices are too high when hookers and their pimps resort to this form of cartel.
ever since he saw her holding Tom Brady's child, Leo has been parading Bar around right under Gisele's nose...
Go to any grocery store across the nation and you're bound to see an example of why it's so important to use birth control.
Yeah FUCK OFF cameraman, leave us be on our little grocery cart stroll through the park.
Meals on Wheels?
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
Beware of supermarket sales! Just because it is cheap, it doesn't make it a good deal.
Good think he kept the receipt from the Crack Depot and he's on his way to return the "defective" merchandise.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
Thanks for taking out the trash!
Poor guy hasn't realized he picked up the wrong bag at the grocery store!
She must be getting familiar with the grocery cart, so when she's a bag lady she'll know how to operate one.
She's just pissed cause when he ran her ass over the scanner it came up fish.
Oj had a black glove and a white Bronco, Courtney has one of Whinehouse's leftover ballet slippers and a grocery cart. Obama 08!
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