Monday, June 30th 2008
Speaking Of Cougars.....
On second thought, Shauna Sand is more than a cougar. She's like a rare white tiger in exquisite lucite heels. Even Dimitri the Lover would take one look at Shauna and say, "This elegant creature is much too elegant for me." Dimitri the Lover would probably explode from Shauna's intense elegance. Seriously, we should send elegant Shauna to destroy Dimitri the Lover once and for all!
Here's Shauna with some gay toy working the streets last night.
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I think Dmitri may actually be too good for her.
Mmmmm, someone needs to trim those ends.
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Submitted by ChubbyWubby on June 30, 2008 - 10:43am.
gigitty gigitty goo!
sorry, been wanting to do that for months now.
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin
If Eddie Murphy saw her walking down the street, he would pick her up ,then toss her ass out of the car because he thought she had a penis.
Fifteen buck, little man, put that shit in my hand. Nong, nong, ning-a ning-a nong nong!
She's a walking PSA against the dangers of smoking. And plastic surgery. And over-processed hair. And believing your own hype.
Dang Mk, you are testing our tolerance levels today. Starting with Fantasia then Pammy, Stone and now this. I am reaching for the pepto.
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I just love love LOVE the way she matches her eye makeup to her roots!! Now thats class!!
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Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth.
On the back it said, "Wish you were here."
-- Steven Wright
Plastix hair
Plastix lips
Plastix tits
Lucite
And a douche in old, dirty Nikes
That's no cougar, that's a chihuahua!!!!
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*Looking down at lucite heels on tiger feet*. Is MK saying I'm as elegant as Shauna Sand? Could it be I have been paid the highest of DListed compliments?
Seriously, the main pic is just too trannylicious for words! Breath taking, just breath taking (and vomit inducing)...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
On a serious note, I hope she doesn't smoke in the house or near her kids. That is my biggest pet peeve with smokers.
Fifteen buck, little man, put that shit in my hand. Nong, nong, ning-a ning-a nong nong!
I wanna look like Shauna Sand when I grow up. :)
But first I'll have to enlarge my lips to out proportion my face, get lots of fake looking hair extentions and buy all my clothing from "Hoochies R Us".
Unbelievable, but true. Her children will all graduate Magna Cum Laude...
from whore school.
the DUDE! abides...
Put a bag on that goblin's face.
And to think, this ugly, selfish bitch has 3 young kids. She looks like a drug-addicted prostitute.
Tara Reid in about 3 months from now or Britney ummm now ...
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Fifteen buck, little man, put that shit in my hand. Nong, nong, ning-a ning-a nong nong!
If Oompah Loompahs ran a whorehouse, she would be their high priced hoe.
Fifteen buck, little man, put that shit in my hand. Nong, nong, ning-a ning-a nong nong!
Woof *twat* Woof!
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She looks a bit like her pimp just gave her a beat down.
She's 1 crackhive and 2 raccoon eyes away from lookin' like Wino in that main pic! Yikes!
damn this bitch looks ruff
Its 4:20. Do you know where your weed is?
jesus christ, nothing says classy like black eyebrows and blonde hair.
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin
she looks like the marlboro man... ack
Doesn't she know that smoking will ruin that flawless skin of hers? *snort*
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Sláinte duine a ól.
this woman confuses and scares me.
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I wish some big game hunter would shoot her, then have her head and heels mounted on his wall. Can't we ever be free of this predator?
Disgusting twat. She is looking sooooo haggard in her "elegance"...lol.
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Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth.
On the back it said, "Wish you were here."
-- Steven Wright
that main pic is PRICELESS.
I had to save that pic...she looks so heinous.....lmao!
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"I think she is a bitch and whore. "
-Pam Anderson, re: Chestica