Monday, June 30th 2008

Speaking Of Cougars.....

On second thought, Shauna Sand is more than a cougar. She's like a rare white tiger in exquisite lucite heels. Even Dimitri the Lover would take one look at Shauna and say, "This elegant creature is much too elegant for me." Dimitri the Lover would probably explode from Shauna's intense elegance. Seriously, we should send elegant Shauna to destroy Dimitri the Lover once and for all!

Here's Shauna with some gay toy working the streets last night.

Posted by: Michael K


Janet Buttimer's picture

Love the glamorous black eyebrows. They'll match her glorious thistly bush.

I bet her farts are like cotton candy.

Shauna
She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site ****"AffluentBachelors . c o m"**** last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

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Life's picture

Before, back in the 60s, 70s & 80s, many well known TALENTED fucks were actually having fun screwing everything that moved while high on every hardcore street drugs, so a LOT of them died from overdoses, viruses and actual suicide very, very young. Now we're seeing just white trash acting like something wants to fuck them while being kept drugged up and fucked up on Pharmaceutical Drug$ by drug dealing doctors, their money hungry agents, friends and even family. So not as many of them are dying off as fast as they once did but staying alive instead appearing like ZOMBIES while high on every legal drug and also pain killers after overdosing off of plastic surgeries! I cant recall Mothers with money looking this bad back in the good ole days, like just 10 years ago? fake hair, fake breast, fake penises, fake lips (also vagina lips), fake biceps, fake cheeks, fake ass-cheeks, fake anal hole color (really, they dye anal holes lighter and most likely sew them up tighter!), fake skin color (Jacko), fake calves, fake nose, fake abs, fake chins, fake drugs, fake food, fake talent = ZOMBIES!! And they weren't even handicapped in the beginning, but now they are!

1 exception, Winehouse is real talent with real parts except for that hog on her head that's only a hair piece and not a parent,,, but still...!

"The More You Know, The Less You Need"

letinstar's picture

ss makes my skin crawl, the way pp makes my skin crawl...
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Rain's picture

Is that true? Her blog and photos where just seen at millionaire persoanal site ****** RICHLOVING.COM*****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now.

gucci's picture

Stripppah!

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

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Michaela's picture

MK, I am speechless. ...gay toy working the streets.

HATE YOU! LOL

jschuley's picture

Has there ever been a nastier piece of white trash?

joe shmoe's picture

Submitted by Cindyloo on June 30, 2008 - 12:22pm.
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She was actually quite pretty and much fresher-looking when she was married to him. Now she looks like she's been shellacked & stained (sorry, no idea how to spell that)

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Capitanne's picture

Her elegance is starting to resemble an LA version of Amy Crackhouse.

Brionity's picture

I think she might be turning into Bai Ling.

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Exercising pointless futility.

mimi's picture

mimi

que mujer der diablo ma feaaa

DUDE's picture

Submitted by M.E. on June 30, 2008 - 9:12am.

The pathetic thing is that, this twat is a mother to impressionable girls.

They have no chance to grow up nonwhore.

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Why do anything productive, like get an education?

When you can get some implants and have stupid men buy you everything you want?

the DUDE! abides...

Devore's picture

that is one ugly bitch.

ChubbyWubby's picture

I just had to take another look at her messed up scary face....the more I stare at it the scarier it gets! I think all the pounds of makeup she has worn over the years have become stuck to her face

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GrisslyGlamour's picture

Shauna the smiling zombie

"Mrs. Shackleton said something under her breath, so I cleansed and baptized her - I thought she looked fantastic"

Bondagebarbie's picture

Is there any solid proof this is not a tranny?I mean if it walks like a duck.....its a dude.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

walker's picture

Looks like she scrubbed her face down to its most sensitive layers. Yuck.

NovaNightly's picture

I love her, she's fantastic. I saw her profile on methfacedandglamourous.com:::::::::::::::: I hear you can meet the skank of your dreams there.

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Otter Pop's picture

She should not smile. EVER.

Hekki's picture

What Jinxy said. She's on drugs.

peaches's picture

This girl needs to take a break from the botox and go get that ugly smoker skin taken care of! she has that nasty, ashy smoker skin! gross!

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She's losing it!! Looks like she's been hitting the crack pipe!

angel_i's picture

Seems she is a hooker...

is actually my new favourite but it should totally end like this:

Submitted by moonmaid on June 30, 2008 - 11:18am.
She is lovely and elegant. I've seen her face and dating profile on facesofmeth.com!

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Cindyloo's picture

What the hell did Lorenzo see in her to marry her? Oh wait, I already know. The little head was doing ALL of the thinking.

moonmaid's picture

She is lovely and elegant. I've seen her face and dating profile on facesofmeth.com!

violent_vomit's picture

bleeeeeeeeh
and bleeeeeeeeh
and bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh! again

moonmaid's picture

Very scary!!!

I love this outfit - it's what she wore to a Toys For Tots benefit:

http://www.topnews.in/acidfree-albums/acidfree-albums/celebrities/shauna...

M.E.'s picture

The pathetic thing is that, this twat is a mother to impressionable girls.

They have no chance to grow up nonwhore.

Lorenzo should be ashamed that he allows this whore to raise their children.

DebFrmHell's picture

Tigerlilly and M.E. ya'll are the true beauties in lucite heels.

Shauna stripes came from a can of paint ala Pepe LePew. Not meaning to insult a skunk.

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Clarisse's picture

Vabrownid1,
"How old is she?"

Technically she's around 37. This set of boobs are about 10, the lips are 5, the cheeks are around 3 and that busted ass hair, timeless.

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angel_i's picture

For me, she's just the new poster ho for "Getting an Education Doesn't Make You Smart."

♥ ThreadKilla! Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan. Lean Like a Chola

Chesters_muse's picture

I had seen the Dimitri the Lover thing from your page, hilarious.

Bitch. was. crazy.

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What did you think was going to happen?!?

Who cares. I am not a fan of Shauna"s. I saw her profile at milllionaire personals site ****"AffluentBachelors . c o m"**** last week. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site?

NO! Shauna on drugs? I don't believe it. A classy woman with her beauty and talent would'nt use drugs!

parkrangerpete's picture

Ah man. I love it when girls look like they got smashed in the face with a shovel

Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs

Vabrownid1's picture

She looks so old. How old is she anyway?

Cindyloo's picture

Oh wow, what a flattering pic of the Lucite heel queen. NOT!!

ChubbyWubby's picture

Submitted by christine the hoff on June 30, 2008 - 11:55am.
Chubby
gigitty, gigitty, let's have sex.
seriously, as a natural blonde, this bitch pisses me off.
I'm so sick of showing my pussy to prove I don't dye my hair.
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You mean the lovely Shanuna Sands isn't a NATURAL blond, with NATURAL tits, and NATURAL lips???

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Submitted by Jinxy McDeath on June 30, 2008 - 8:55am.

Is her face melting? By the way, she's on drugs folks.
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ya think?

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Dominique Devereaux's picture

What is she famous (or infamous) for. I don't know her. And why do I think I may not be missing much?

Jinxy McDeath's picture

Is her face melting? By the way, she's on drugs folks.

KokeshiDoll's picture

Submitted by Stock Broker on July 1, 2008 - 12:47am.

Anybody got a can of "Raid"

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Nope but I got a can of ''Bitch Be Gone'' you can use.

Fifteen buck, little man, put that shit in my hand. Nong, nong, ning-a ning-a nong nong!

christine the hoff's picture

Chubby
gigitty, gigitty, let's have sex.
seriously, as a natural blonde, this bitch pisses me off.
I'm so sick of showing my pussy to prove I don't dye my hair.
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Submitted by ChubbyWubby on July 1, 2008 - 12:48am.

Who else but Quagmire? Sorry had to throw that in LOL.

Love the Midnight Q avie : )

Fifteen buck, little man, put that shit in my hand. Nong, nong, ning-a ning-a nong nong!

Cara's picture

She looks like she has some sort of terminal disease that's most likely sexually transmitted.

ChubbyWubby's picture

Christine the Hoff-right back at 'ya! LOL

Hope you enjoyed it-I just love the Quagmire

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M.E.'s picture

That is one seriously ugly woman.

Stock Broker's picture

Anybody got a can of "Raid"

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Submitted by NovaNightly on June 30, 2008 - 10:43am.

"I just love love LOVE the way she matches her eye makeup to her roots!! Now thats class!!"

LOL! Class indeed. :)