Monday, June 30th 2008
Alpha Cougar
Sharon Stone better have carded that bitch before doing fuckey fuckey times with him. The last thing she needs is Chris Hansen bursting in on her while she's pounding her cougar coochie into that child's face.
Wait....maybe Cruella de Stone isn't bumping no-no holes with this young bitch. Maybe, she's planning to wear his ass! Animal fur isn't good enough for her anymore, so now she's going to wear baby ass skin. Poor dude doesn't know it. He thinks he's going to bone the Stone.
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Dayum! I am all for older woman doing younger men, since I am one, but that dude is way to young for Ms. Stone. She looks like she is walking with her son, and that is who I thought he was initially.
WTF do they talk about? Oh, they probably don't talk much.
OMG, he looks so handsome. He is my favorite. Just saw his profile on milllionaire personals site ****"AffluentBachelors . c o m"**** last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
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She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club RICHLOVING.COM for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.
Submitted by forever.now on June 30, 2008 - 6:00pm.
to me this guy doesn't look like he's "with" her. he looks like he is making sure she gets home in one piece. understandable since she looks out of it.
I think you're correct. I think he's an employee of the bar/club/restaurant who's been deputized to take an out-of-it patron out to a waiting cab.
Yech!
The dude is pit ugly and looks like a QT as well (QT = Queen in Training). I think all they do is talk about men, clothes, shoes and makeup. And, honey, she needs to give him some makeup tips, STAT!
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to me this guy doesn't look like he's "with" her. he looks like he is making sure she gets home in one piece. understandable since she looks out of it.
She is one hot looking senior,I think she is still fab.The dude looks like dog shit.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
This is the worse I have seen Sharon look in a long time.
And honestly, she still looks good!
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WTF???!!!!!!
They look ridiculous (and I'm all for older women and younger men . . . but these two ARE NOT flattering each other. He looks like he's 12 and she looks 80. Not good).
These photos just outed that boy as a hired escort. There is no other answer.
Submitted by Stock Broker on June 30, 2008 - 5:44pm.
Don't forget Kim Cattrall...
Ooogly!
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Look at that larger picture more closely. It looks like the guy is talking to Sharon out of the side of his mouth. Maybe he's warning her about the camera people there or something.
Is she on medication or something? It almost looks like she's in a lot of pain or something.
Submitted by mike on June 30, 2008 - 3:08pm.
That cougar looks like she's just woken up from an encounter with a tranquilizer dart. Maybe she'd been feeding on small pets in a suburban area and needed to be relocated.
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Hah!
She needs "young blood" to keep the boobies perky!
Demi Moore because she can bring allow male cougar Bruce Willis. Granpa is dating a girl in her 20s.
Don't forget to add Shauna Sand and Ivana Trump to the island.
HA! cougar island!!
make sure to put shauna sand and that hogan woman on it too....
Could also be called "elegance island".....lmao!!
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Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth.
On the back it said, "Wish you were here."
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KokesiDol ~ below are my candidates for Cougar Island:
Sharon Stone
Madonna
Demi Moore
Halle Berry
Any show that has the word "Housewives" in it
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"Not only would you sell your mother to make a deal, you'd send her C.O.D." - Gordon Gekko, from the movie "Wall Street"
How nice Mommy taking her son for a stroll.....
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Submitted by Stock Broker on July 1, 2008 - 12:39am.
Rent-A-Date...Sharon Stone needs to give it up already and retire to Cougar Island with Madonna.
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Hmmm Cougar Island...you should pitch that to Fox as a reality show lol.
What facilities are on Cougar Island?
Fifteen buck, little man, put that shit in my hand. Nong, nong, ning-a ning-a nong nong!
Rent-A-Date...Sharon Stone needs to give it up already and retire to Cougar Island with Madonna.
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"Not only would you sell your mother to make a deal, you'd send her C.O.D." - Gordon Gekko, from the movie "Wall Street"
EEEW! Fake old tits.
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"I am a legend, get these people out. I want to take drugs."
Cougar needs to sleep.
Submitted by KokeshiDoll on June 30, 2008 - 10:21am.
haha!
If that money doesn't show, you owe me owe my owe.
My jungle love, owemeowemeowe.
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin
No way!! That is Sharon Stone? What happened?
She's so narcissistic that she can't see that she's a caricature of her former self. That "sex-kitten" crap that made her famous like 20 years ago is making her pathetic today. Embarrassing.
I guess it must be true, Botox migrates to your brain and makes you retarded.
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poor kid.
Its 4:20. Do you know where your weed is?
Damn.I feel bad for the youngster.She looks like she's off her meds...and her style game has seen better days.Girlie was doing some young brotha' bout 6 months ago.She actually looked like a decent cougar for him.Ol' Slim here looks like he's trying to remember where he put that x-tra strength Viagra pill.Presented with such a challenge-even a young man needs HELP.
Adam Horovitz?
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She is as relevant as Kim Basinger.
Fifteen buck, little man, put that shit in my hand. Nong, nong, ning-a ning-a nong nong!
he looks like a mix of shia ladouche and (young)matthew modine (sp?)
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Isn't he that guy in the Beastie Boys?
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
Jesus, she needs to date someone at least within twenty years of her age..
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin
Actually the cougar just looks like she came from the taxidermist!
Submitted by Carmeloh on July 1, 2008 - 12:08am.
Sharon Stone's face = Karma
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LOL, my favorite SS story is the one where when she was filming the movie ''Sliver'' She treated the crew like shit and acted like such a cunt, they peed in the bathtub that she was doing a scene in ...karma is a bitch lol.
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Fifteen buck, little man, put that shit in my hand. Nong, nong, ning-a ning-a nong nong!
She totally got new fun bags!!!
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Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth.
On the back it said, "Wish you were here."
-- Steven Wright
...maybe he's just escorting her drunk ass to her ride???
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Is the cougar's prey wearing braces?!? He has "braces mouth".
I don't give a shit about her. All I know is that I wanna do fuckey fuckey times with my new coworker. Australian, nice, hot. Everytime I see him I come so much closer to having a full blown orgasm.
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Sharon Stone's face = Karma
That cougar looks like she's just woken up from an encounter with a tranquilizer dart. Maybe she'd been feeding on small pets in a suburban area and needed to be relocated.
I thought it was a high school kid escorting his Granny to the Grandparents Dance.
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And in the end the love you take
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That is one helluva push up bra ..amazing she has boobs of a 20 year old porn star but the face of a used up memaw who hangs out at da club, looking for wang on a Friday night.
Fifteen buck, little man, put that shit in my hand. Nong, nong, ning-a ning-a nong nong!
@Okla- I know, doesn't matter what I take or how much, I always look alert and coherant.
why does she look so dead behind the eyes. she's been photo'd with a lot of strange men lately. methinks she might b the answer to the blind items. The one about the actress turning tricks.
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love me some Mayer....so what!!! its complicated
You know you're senile when you go out in public and just don't give a fuck what you look like. I hate to see her flash her cooch now. Not that I enjoyed it before.
Clarissey Pie.. You know earlier when I poured that cooler over your head, that was for winning that contest.. JSYK!!
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
Oh little man, you best be getting some serious bank for that!!! Trannie Crypt Keeper!
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who is that kid?
She looks so wasted....but at least she doesn;t have cameltoe there.
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