Monday, June 30th 2008
Morning Wood
Who wants some Booty Sweat? Pff! Been there, drank that - I'm Not Obsessed
Will Smith's new school for budding aliens - A Socialite's Life
Enrique Iglesias and Anna Kournikova used to be married - Celebitchy
David Beckham knows how to write - Holy Moly!
Barfness. John Mayer and Jenny Aniston are giving us too much information - SOW
Is Brit Brit bringing her mess act back to the VMAs? - ICYDK
DMX arrested for the fourth time in two months - Vh1 Blog
Robert Buckley is always shirtless and I don't mind - Popbytes
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Submitted by Migraineuse on July 1, 2008 - 8:03am.
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The same amount Jessica Simpson must be paying you.
Submitted by Vivian on July 1, 2008 - 1:18pm.
Body language is a powerful thing.
You didn't answer my question about how much you're getting paid to promote John Mayer.
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"I thank God I wasn't born to a life of idle douchebaggery." - Secret Original, 6/24/08
Submitted by Migraineuse on July 1, 2008 - 5:29am.
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Gee, you can tell all that about these two people you've never met and their relationship with one another, by two little old photo's?!!! You must be super special... *eye roll*
Nice pic. I will post this pic on wealthy men for beautiful women site ****"AffluentBachelors . c o m"**** hopefully more ppl over there will enjoy it.
Submitted by Vivian on July 1, 2008 - 4:15am
Seriously, how much does his publicist pay you? Must be good money.
People in love feel protective of one another. Her body language is begging for love and protection, his is utterly indifferent.
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"I thank God I wasn't born to a life of idle douchebaggery." - Secret Original, 6/24/08
and why exactly would John have to show "protectiveness" toward Jen? Isn't she in a locked vehicle with a bodyguard driving? I mean Mayer does have his arm around her with his hand resting on her ass...I'd say he looks VERY into Jen with the intentions of getting even more "into her" once the reach their hotel.
Submitted by amle on June 30, 2008 - 7:36pm.
Jen looks to be turning to face John because of the razzi everywhere. No big deal. God help her if she ever gave him a peck on the cheek. Which didnt even happen here. Why such a prude?
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So how's the publicist job? Pay well?
Mayer's so obviously not into Aniston. He's not displaying any interest in her or protectiveness toward her. All he cares about is facing the camera.
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"I thank God I wasn't born to a life of idle douchebaggery." - Secret Original, 6/24/08
Enrique Iglesias: She has a great body but her face is a five.
Sounds like he's been taking "Real Men" lessons. Yeesh.
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Submitted by amle on June 30, 2008 - 1:36pm.
I actually like Aniston, just letting the loonies and media get me I guess.
Jennifer is all over Doucheboy, and right in front of the snapping photogs. Sounds like true love (ummm, PR) to me! Rock on, DOUCHIFER!
Submitted by joanne on June 30, 2008 - 12:04pm.
Yuck,,Aniston's and Mayers making out in the car was just as bad as Pitt and Jolie's video of them making out in a car. All 4 need to go away.
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?? Making out? Where? I dont see anyone making out. Jen looks to be turning to face John because of the razzi everywhere. No big deal. God help her if she ever gave him a peck on the cheek. Which didnt even happen here. Why such a prude?
Hey y'all! I got some Mazapam (or however the fuck you spell it), but that shit is long gone. =(
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
Submitted by KokeshiDoll on June 30, 2008 - 11:49am.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 1, 2008 - 12:47am.
Don't forget ''Summertime''....
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Now I am going to play "Summertime". One of the best songs ever. I am disappointed in Will Smith because he is letting Tom Tom control his brain. Come back Will please come back.
Wanna bumble with the bee huh?! Bzzzzzzz
Well said Alltheprettyones and by the way, your son is the shit. I'm totally stealing that line. Bitch holes, HA!
John Mayer is pretty cute, but he does seem like a jerk to the ladies. Jennifer better get all the loving she can.
wtf is wrong with DMX??? F rappers, except little Wayne. If I ever catch him slipin around these parts, a rape'n good time I will be havein...so sexy!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 30, 2008 - 11:27am.
I mean, for a religion that attempts to kill people for telling the truth about them, I doubt they'd let him 'steal ideas'. Know what i mean?
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Sadly, I do. Let us pray.;p
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Submitted by angel_i on June 30, 2008 - 12:24pm.
I would like to believe that, in his dalliances with Scientologists, he's found some ideas and some methods that are valuable. Will is the king of crossover and perhaps he's trying to put his talent to good use here....
I do that constantly. I develop my own programming based on those of larger institutions but I take out all the shit I don't like. So maybe other people do that too.
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I really hope you're right. It would be a shame for Will to go from being a really cool guy to a crazy buttcrack Scientologist. I'm sure there are some thing they teach that are meaningful and beneficial, but the shit they make you do, and the restrictions they put on you... sometimes I don't think Scientology is one of those religions you can just dabble in. Once you dip your toes in, you're done. I mean, for a religion that attempts to kill people for telling the truth about them, I doubt they'd let him 'steal ideas'. Know what i mean?
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 30, 2008 - 11:16am.
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Truly, I'm not sure.
I would like to believe that, in his dalliances with Scientologists, he's found some ideas and some methods that are valuable. Will is the king of crossover and perhaps he's trying to put his talent to good use here....
I do that constantly. I develop my own programming based on those of larger institutions but I take out all the shit I don't like. So maybe other people do that too.
I can't be sure but I can hope, I guess.
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 30, 2008 - 11:18am.
Submitted by Stoney on June 30, 2008 - 4:57pm.
Hey!! *throws Stoney Roses*
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Submitted by angel_i on June 30, 2008 - 5:11pm.
Translation - Hire Christina. ;0)
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Exactly:)
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Hey Stoney welcome back! You get any good drugs?
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Let us pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Lord, so that she might learn a hoe's place. Amen. - A Pimp Named Slickback
Submitted by Stoney on June 30, 2008 - 4:57pm.
Hey!! *throws Stoney Roses*
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Submitted by angel_i on June 30, 2008 - 5:11pm.
Translation - Hire Christina. ;0)
~♥~"Since I'm holding my son, I'm Not Gonna Belt In His Face!"~ Xtina to Larry King~♥~
~♥~"Oh My God! They've got little animals on their peepees, it's kinda funny ~Xtina~ ♥~
Submitted by angel_i on June 30, 2008 - 12:14pm.
Will IS a great guy, IMO. Even greater for the fact that he's come out and said, straight-up, that Scientology doesn't do it for him but he's able to respect the beliefs of others.
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You really don't think he's not a Scientologist or seriously considering being one? Think about it - you can respect Catholicism, but does that mean you're going to go and create a Sunday School program if you don't intend on heavily being a part of the religion?
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Hey Stoney: I missed you!
(;x)
PS. I didn't get any flowers when I had my wisdom teeth chiseled (chiseled!) out, either. Wassup widat, anyways?!?!?
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Submitted by Bossy on June 30, 2008 - 11:12am.
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Will IS a great guy, IMO. Even greater for the fact that he's come out and said, straight-up, that Scientology doesn't do it for him but he's able to respect the beliefs of others.
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Submitted by KokeshiDoll on June 30, 2008 - 11:49am.
Don't forget ''Summertime''....
Fifteen buck, little man, put that shit in my hand. Nong, nong, ning-a ning-a nong nong!
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Orrrr... "Welcome to Miami" "Ay Papeeeeee!"
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
1) Kanye will have a heart attack or cap some bitches if Britney gets to perform again.
2) I L-O-V-E, love Will Smith. He seems like such a genuinely down to earth, good person and his movie are always fun. However, if he comes out as a scientologist I will definitely question his mental sanity--as many of you have already said.
~*Head Bitch*~
I'll tell you how to top Britney performing at the VMAs: Hire somebody who's not perpetually high, has talent and skill and will actually blow our minds with beauty. Easy peasy, yes?
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Yuck,,Aniston's and Mayers making out in the car was just as bad as Pitt and Jolie's video of them making out in a car. All 4 need to go away.
I actually drank that this morning.
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
Submitted by KokeshiDoll on June 30, 2008 - 5:49pm.
Or 1000 Kisses with Jada... Le Sigh.
Curse u Xenu!
Ok... I take that back Xenu, was just kiddin'... *gulp*
Hey, I don't fault the VMA's for wanting to deduct Britney's performance off their taxes as charity.
Did any of you whores even miss me? I was gone for a week getting my fucking wisdom teeth pulled. I expected flowers, but not a single one of you sluts came through for me!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 1, 2008 - 12:47am.
Don't forget ''Summertime''....
Fifteen buck, little man, put that shit in my hand. Nong, nong, ning-a ning-a nong nong!
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 30, 2008 - 11:32am.
LCT - Just the Two of Us era Will Smith? Loooove. Friggin tongue kissing Tom Cruise's bunghole era Will Smith? I want to kick in the face.
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YES. And Getting Jiggy With It era. Men in Black. He was the fucking shit. I swear to God the day he admits he's a Scientologist I'm burning every DVD of his I have. Then taking a dump on the remains.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
LCT - Just the Two of Us era Will Smith? Loooove. Friggin tongue kissing Tom Cruise's bunghole era Will Smith? I want to kick in the face.
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Let us pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Lord, so that she might learn a hoe's place. Amen. - A Pimp Named Slickback
When is Will Smith going to come out of the Scientology closet and admit he's one of them? He builds a school that teaches Scientology principles but he's still not a Scientologist? Who is buying this crap? His agent and those who paid to see "Hancock"?
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 30, 2008 - 11:16am.
I have a weird Love/Hate with Will Smith because I like him, love watching him in movies, but I hate everything he fucking represents off-camera. And this school business makes me have even less respect for him.
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I totally agree. This Scientology business is bullshit.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
IF Shitney had the brains that God gave a goat she would stay far away from the VMA's as possible. But of course, she is an idiot, and will probably show up making a bigger ass of herself than she already is. It would take a miracle as close to raising the dead to make this twat perform without toppling over onto her fat ass.
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"Fuck off, ya Bitch-holes." by my son. I am so proud...
Aaah man, i really used to like Will.
Guess there's no hope for an intervention then...
It doesnt matter if Unfitney performs on the VMA's the ratings will still be low & the show will still be shit. Who wants to tune in and watch the same performance the twice? The only thing that might change if Unfitney performs again, is that she'll be a little less wobbly & a little bit better at lipsinking.
The only thing that can save the VMA's in a complete overhaul. Take a year or two off, chnage it up a bit, get rid of the shit & relaunch it. (With performers that actually do their jobs, not just wonder around looking dazed & confused)
~♥~"Since I'm holding my son, I'm Not Gonna Belt In His Face!"~ Xtina to Larry King~♥~
~♥~"Oh My God! They've got little animals on their peepees, it's kinda funny ~Xtina~ ♥~
oh yeah and did anyone see the alt. ending to I am Legend? I am DYYYYING to talk to someone about it without spoiling.
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Let us pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Lord, so that she might learn a hoe's place. Amen. - A Pimp Named Slickback
I have a weird Love/Hate with Will Smith because I like him, love watching him in movies, but I hate everything he fucking represents off-camera. And this school business makes me have even less respect for him.
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Let us pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Lord, so that she might learn a hoe's place. Amen. - A Pimp Named Slickback
Dmx is an animal abusing asshole, but I do like a few of his songs. Yes, I hang my head in shame for that bold admission!
GDI WILL! STOP BEING SUCH A DOUCHEBAG!
Why the eff did he have to buy into this crap? Couldn't he just have stayed COOL?
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
PSL,
Thanks! I was surpised...D-Listed has some funny biatches (and Bastardos)...didn't imagine coming out on top of that pile!!
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
I agree with all of you...Will is doing some serious covering up for that school of his.
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on June 30, 2008 - 10:22am.
I can't wait until Tropic Thunder comes out. It looks funny.
Will Smith is an asshole. And he is TOTALLY opening a Scientology school.
Wonder what goods the cult has on him.
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It's really not hard to guess, Mel-Tang.
Submitted by Stock Broker on June 30, 2008 - 11:51pm.
What a shitty morning this is turning out to be.
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Nah just the sign of the Apocalypse, just had 4 Horsemen knock on my door and feel free to use my pool during the rapture.
Fifteen buck, little man, put that shit in my hand. Nong, nong, ning-a ning-a nong nong!
Maybe she hiding or trying to go down on him one of those two
Fifteen buck, little man, put that shit in my hand. Nong, nong, ning-a ning-a nong nong!
I lost all respect for Will Smith after he started sniffing around Tommy Girl.
DMX = thug
What a shitty morning this is turning out to be.
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