Monday, June 30th 2008
Where's Rumer?
Vanity Fair's "Hollywood's New Wave" issue is here and it should really be called the "You Are OLD" issue, because I have no idea who 25% of these skanks are. And where in fuckity fuck is Rumer?! Mommy Demi and Daddy Bruce couldn't pull some strings to get their Tater Head in this issue? For shame!
At least I recognize the chicks on the cover. Amanda Seyfried, Emma Roberts, Blake Lively and Kristen Stewart are featured on the cover. Again, Tater Head definitely effed up by not getting her chin on the cover.
The rest of the issue includes Zoe Kravitz, The Jonas Hos, Jonah Hill and the twats from "Gossip Girl" who definitely recreated this "Friends" cast shot.
Visit Vanity Fair to read the article if you give an eff.
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So much for me RENEWING my Vanity Fair subscription...
I am SO happy Rumer wasn't included in this shoot!
Someone at VF has their head on straight...
The Jonas Bros are so fucking FUG.
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MK, they couldn't put Tater-Head on the cover, because she's too goddamn ugly. And that's just her personality, or lack thereof.
Even HER parents don't have enough money to fix her ugly.
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None of these people will be around long enough for a VH1 "Where are they now?" episode.
Jonah Hill? I thought that was Jack Osborne! Eh, same diff.
I'm happy to say I have no idea who most, if not all, of these people are. The benefits of living in europe, I guess. :)
My gut feeling is that the Jonas Bros. are not gay, but their manager is.
Ah, the new generation of anorexics. How heartwarming.
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Looking at Jonah Hill makes me nauseated. He reminds me of those ugly fat guys in High School who thought they were cool and funny but in reality far from it.
And who watches "Gossip Girl"? No one I know of as my friends and I think it's boring and I guess no one else as I read it might be canceled. What a lame attempt at Vanity Fair to try to be "young and hip".
==================She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on dating site "W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m " last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.================================
WTF? Emma Roberts is clearly only famous for being Julia Robets' niece, and has had like, one craptastic movie, Nancy Drew. Throw the wench out of there. I like Amanda Seyfried, the rest of these bitches can fuck the fuck off.
I only recognize that horse-faced girl from Big Love. It's hard watching her with those eyes set at the sides of her face.
I couldn't give a f-ck. Most of these teeny twats won't last long. Look a Lohan, and the other teen stars from 5 years ago. Hell I can't even remember who those breakout stars were back then but that's my point. Give it a few years and you won't remember any of these fools.
Just like the OC, those Gossip Girl kids will be gone in a few years.
PS - I'm 22 and only knew like three of the people in that "New Wave". I guess Vanity Fair's new target audience is 12 year olds?
Yawwwwwnnnnn.
Enjoy your fifteen minutes, kiddies.
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the jonas bros. are disney. I think that virgin til marriage thing is a lie they have dis kids tell to be "family friendly". they had britney do say that, too.
Rumer's head is planted in a field in Idaho for the winter crop.
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is vanity fair's readership dying off of old age? first miley cyrus and now this. it seems like there has been another "young folks" feature.
Can anyone with precise gaydar please tell me if the Jonas Bros. are gay?
I didn't think they were at first, but then I saw Camp Rock and now I'm convinced they are.
They talked a while back about a promise they made to each other that they wouldn't have sex with anyone until they were married or something like that.
I thought it was just a nice gesture, but now I am wondering....
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Submitted by thehoustongirl on June 30, 2008 - 10:09am.
If this is "The New Wave", then it's gonna fucking SUCK! I'm 24 and don't even WATCH none of this bullshit.
If this is the New Wave, I'm surrendering to the undertow.
I do like the last pic, though.. :)
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If this is "The New Wave", then it's gonna fucking SUCK! I'm 24 and don't even WATCH none of this bullshit.
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Alright, i have to come clean, i HATE Jonah Hill. Not because he's a fat freak, but because he's fuckin annoying!
Phew!! I feels better!
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That one on the far right is SCRAWNY.
Don't feel bad, MK, I know how you feel. And this is like the THIRD "new wave" in the past five years, so I guess the PR people are in overdrive. What happened to all the hot young actors they were hyping three years ago?
Love me some Amanda Seyfried! I can't wait for the new season of Big Love.
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Imagine Rummer's chin on that cover...It would have to be a horizontal, 3 fold cover. But it would be like a dream.
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I don't know who they are either.. never even seen an epi of Gossip Girl!!
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You're doing better than me. I don't know who 100% of those people are. And yet I'm 100% positive I'm missing absolutely nothing. :D LOL!
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Vanity Fair must be getting really desperate for material.
EWWWWWW! I hate Emma Roberts.
She has to be the worst actress alive, behind her screwy, ugly aunt Julia and Jamie Lynn Spears, of course.
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