Sunday, June 29th 2008
Dreamy's Lullaby To Kate
Dreamboat Doherty posted this lovely video on his YouTube account and dedicated to the snagtoof of his life, Kate Moss. He sings some song called "Bohemian Love" while pictures of him and Kate flash on the screen. I swear, crackies love webcams and cameras. If you don't know what to get your favorite crackhead for Christmas, get them a webcam. They will love you for it.
One of Dreamy's scared pussies also makes an appearance at the 1:45 mark. Pussy looks so relaxed. It probably just had a hit from Dreamy's pipe.
And here's some pictures of Dreamboat at Glastonbury. Who the hell didn't play Glastonbury?! Please tell me Samantha Fox is closing that bitch.
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This guy has posted his personal ad to the wealthy dating site called for several months. I just visited his profile page yesterday. It seems he has logged in recently. OMG, is he looking for a new relationship?
good song - 'tis a shame that it's not peter singing, which it definitely isn't.
That's so sad and sweet and beautiful.
it`s a lovely song. :)
Junkies are just not appealing to me.
Crack head
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
Submitted by Crystal2 on June 30, 2008 - 5:15am.
More like he misses Kate's bank account. Junkie wants his sugar momma back.
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I thought it was because out of all his girlfriends she was the only one who could put away as much coke as he could? It's a match made in crack heaven when you can match each other ounce for ounce.
Glastonbury has been over for years. It's not hip anymore except for accountants who want to "slum it". Noone really goes except the yuppies now. It just so happens that this year was lamer than most but really it's been lameass for a while now.
More like he misses Kate's bank account. Junkie wants his sugar momma back.
Submitted by billy5276 on June 30, 2008 - 1:55am.
I LOVE SAMANTHA FOX!!! SERIOUSLY, IT'S TIME FOR A MAJOR U.S. COMEBACK!!!
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OMG!!! YOU DO??? SO DO I!!! Not really, but I just felt like screaming.
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Sláinte duine a ól.
I LOVE SAMANTHA FOX!!! SERIOUSLY, IT'S TIME FOR A MAJOR U.S. COMEBACK!!!
Submitted by illuminaupolis on June 30, 2008 - 12:14am.
LOL. I concur. You remind me of MizRo.
Dreamy makes my stomach tumble (and not in a good way).
"@D.R.: I was pleasantly surprised myself; he's not bad. Almost sounds like a young Sting there."
It's a recording from a club and coco, stings daughter is performing the song. It's her song! Pete's only contribution is the silly pseudo-artsy video editing.
His voice sounds good actually and it's a sweet song. Crack addicts sure have good voices, damn them!
Hey, Team Valtrex, this is for you, bitch (the bitch part is said with love, admiration and respect but of COURSE).
Ready? OKAY!
Duh, duh duh duhhhhhhhh duh duh duh duhh, duh duh duh duhhhhhh duh duh duh duh, duh duh, 'shicky boom', duh duh, booty shake, 'dud duhhhhhhh' and biggggggggg reveal:
((.)(.)) <--I've gained a coupla pounds.
Just remember, when you get old you can't trust a fart [stolen from the movie, "Bucket List"].
Dreamboat disgusts me.
I found some pictures of those sugar babies that those spammers keep talking about. Hot stuff.
http://www.mysugarbabies.com/
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by jessygreem on June 29, 2008 - 11:28pm.
Ummm, he's a white guy. Thanks for playing, pick up your lovely parting gifts before you go.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
hohoho, I saw his profile on the interracial match dating site ukblackloving.c om last week. It said he is interested in seeking a white woman for sugar baby on that site! what a fool man!
I love Crack-a-bys!
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Wow, three hours later and he's still singing that song to Kate. Now I know why they call the group I Blame Coco.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
jumbled up Bob Marley/The Police... meh, still couldn't give a shit about him... or her
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"Ain't no wrong now, ain't no right.
Ain't no wrong now, ain't no right.
Only pleasure and pain."
They're totally getting back together. Sickos...
this site definitely has the funniest people on the web. especially true when i've had a couple of gorden biersch marzens (like, uh, now).
@D.R.: I was pleasantly surprised myself; he's not bad. Almost sounds like a young Sting there.
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
Even though he's acting like a complete weirdo, his voice does sounds pretty good. I swear, all these crack addicts need to eat some real food and get some sleep. (Oh, the cat does look awful, though. Take it to the vet.)
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
I like crackheads. Where else can you get a DVD player for $3 at 4 in the morning?
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
CTH: I love you too, sweets. Who else would I share my Petey piniata with? :)
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
sky
tath's fine I still love our ass
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by Tigerlilly on June 29, 2008 - 8:28pm.
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MWAH! (;x)
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CTH: I would love to, but I've had a network outage ALL day today. Grrrrr. Miss you!
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
skybitch
call me asshole
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin
***Submitted by christine the hoff on June 29, 2008 - 8:30pm.***
Hey baby, you KNOW I'm your bitch! You don't even have to ask. :)
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
What a crackhead!
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
skybitch
lick your pussy and call you my bitch!
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by angel_i on June 29, 2008 - 8:12pm.
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Darling! How have you been? *air kisses so as not to mess up my Chola brows*...We must do lunch sometime, dear. Do call me...I must dash, however. Pardon my haste. Tell your dear mother I said 'hello'...
What? We DListers is classy like that sometimes, bitches...*scratching tiger ass*. I SAID sometimes geeze, it ain't all Jackie O up in here all the time. *lining tiger lips with black eyeliner*...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
CTH! ♥ *MUAH* ♥
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
Okay, I don't like this guy, but I hate to admit it that I DO like the song - a lot! And he at least carries a tune and can be understood whereas Amy Wino just mumbles and stumbles.
I really Paolo Nutini, too. Thanks for whoever posted that video. He has another song I really like. I think it's called "New Shoes" but I'm not sure.
Well, I donate a cure video
fasination street is a good start.
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by Sandbitch on June 29, 2008 - 8:18pm.
If we all donate a pill to Mike...
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Or perhaps a hooker...?
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Submitted by mike on June 29, 2008 - 9:13pm.
Agree with you there. Maybe I should try this with vodka.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
If we all donate a pill to Mike...
'Tis a rare day on which I find not a single dlisted post interesting.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on June 29, 2008 - 8:11pm.
My turtle neck brings all the girls to the yard
Damn right it's dirtier than yours....
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LMAO!
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My turtle neck brings all the girls to the yard
Damn right it's dirtier than yours....
Ugh. What lurks beneath...*pukes*...
Kate Moss is either immune to every known vaginal infection or her lil' kitty is one mangey, oozing, volcanic mess! *pukes again*
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
For my madame s.
"If only I though of the right words, I could have held on to your heart.
If only I thought of the right words, I wouldn't be breaking apart, over pictures of you."
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin
I'd like to share it with the hotties who also like sports I met at RICHLOVING.COM,where the hot affluent singles and sexy girls and models to hook up for Hot Love, Flirt and Sexy Dating!
Submitted by Mr. President on June 29, 2008 - 7:31pm.
angel_i, he called Mayer a hooker as well. Just trying to keep up with Bobo, I guess.
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Well, when I read it all it did make more sense.
You see - It seems he is a hooker becuz he's hooking up with all the not hard to hook up girls. Now, in North America we call *them* hookers, but it must be different in other places.
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DreamyAguileraEyes:
You totally saved me - I was SO in need of some good mind-numbing activity (and I mean that in the best way)...
Those cute animals are SO cute! And the photography's really good too...
I was worried about the Angry German Kid for a minute there...that was kinda disturbing...
Sadly, I think I've already oversaturated myself with news bloopers...I'd seen them all, but in different places. *sigh* I'm such a l0zer.
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Submitted by 2Di4 on June 29, 2008 - 6:20pm.
i must be dry drunk because (yes, i'm going to openly admit this), i actually kinda liked it. what the hell. while i'm being this open, i'm going to go the extra mile here and admit that i was not fully in hate with the crazy stockings and grandma shoes. granted, bitch needs to do a few leg presses to get some definition on those undernourished sticks, but other than that i..liked them.
maybe i should just get on the pipe already because my brain is never going to recover from such admissions.
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Hahaha. It's okay. I liked the song (it isn't Doherty singing if that makes you feel better: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi7TARNInJY )and the stockings too.
I've heard that Pete is quite musically talented, but I missed out on that particular craze.
"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."
christine the hoff,
I'm only doing a drive-by right now! I have Sunday night work to do (deadline tomorrow). But the computer keeps beckoning me like the whore it is. Listening to The Cure on YouTube seems WAY more fun than working tonight. xoxo