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File this under: Yes, they are still alive! Paris Bennett, Carmen Rasmusen and Ruben Studdard from "American Idol" might not be busy making music, but they are busy doing something. In case you give a duck's penis, here's some news on these has-beens.
Paris Bennett (Season 5): The jesus-loving 19-year-old is knocked up with her first baby! Paris will pop out a girl this October and plans to name her Egypt. Egypt?! That baby is already doomed. I knew a ho named Egypt and her mommy really should have named her Cleopbitcha instead, because she was a mega cunt. Hopefully, Princess P re-thinks that name. She should name her Toulouse instead. Paris & Toulouse!
Paris' mommy confirmed the news, "This makes five generations. I'm proud of how she did it. I was 16 when I got pregnant." Her mommy said that Paris is engaged to the baby daddy, but she wouldn't say his name. It's probably Clay Gayken's. (AOL BV)
Carmen Rasumsen (Season 2): While performing in Branson, Missouri, Carmen announced to the audience that she was knocked up. Carmen said she and her husband are expecting a baby around Christmas Eve. She added, “Now we’re able to open up and talk about (God)." HUH?! Seriously, who is this bitch? I don't even remember her! And she's lying. It's really Clay Gayken's baby. (Reserve Branson)
Ruben Studdard (Season 2 winner): The Velvet Teddy Bear married Surata Zuri McCants yesterday in Birmingham, AL. Ruben was joined by 20 groomsmen. He's probably pregnant too......with Clay Gayken's baby, of course. (People)
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Paris and Toulouse. Lets all jump on the choo, choo, train and park it after one stop.HEEEEEEE
Being a grandmother at 35/36 is nothing to be proud of. Her and the baby daddy won't last a year.
I had an employee who was proud as a peacock that she was going to be a grandma before she turned 30. She was 15 and her daughter was 14 when they birthed. She told EVERYONE, including clients. It was SO ghetto. She had never had custody of her daughter (her mom had her), and guess who ended up with the baby? My employee, who quit an went on welfare to take care of her. ICK.
I'm so sick of these folks who say they're all christian and then get knocked up before they're married. I thought good christians waited for marriage. Paris is foul & so is her mother. And that blonde chick also sounds like a dumb fuck.
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Wait, her mother actually SAID THAT?!! She's proud of how she did it?!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
MK, you fucking linked to a duck penis. A 12" long, cork-screwed duck penis...
And I'll bet you'd hit it.
they are a member of an famous interracialmatch dating club UKBLACKLOVING.COM.believe or not.
Wait, isn't Ruben Studdard Gay? Oh, maybe I wasn't supposed to know that. I'll go back to my Zima.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
Girls who love Jesus usually give birth before they turn 20.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
No worries; just wanted to make sure I wasn't confused myself, especially after asking my husband and him initially telling me I was wrong...
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
Submitted by boomsy on June 29, 2008 - 10:17pm.
Sorry, didn't know there was a test.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Isn't that an ANAGRAM? An acronym means the letters stand for something.
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
Submitted by boomsy on June 29, 2008 - 10:13pm.
GETYP
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
An acronym for what?
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
I wonder if Paris knows EGYPT is also an anacronym.
I saw more interesting people at my local supermarket today.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
American Idol sucks
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
Who cares? Big deal? Amazing... I found brintey spears had a personal account on on the wealthy dating club RICHLOVING.COM for hot singles to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. It's said Charlie Sheen has found his love there last May.
MMMnn ........Paris . Definite possibilities ......
@Sock-Monkey:
Trudat.
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I found the duck penis story more interesting than the life of these three fuckers combined!
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I always thought Carmen Rasmussen had a horrible voice. I tried to like her and see what others saw but I just couldn't see it. And her mormon mother wanted her to dress "modestly" so she told the producers no short skirts or low cut tops.
Paris's mom is an idiot and should never speak again.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
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She added, “Now we’re able to open up and talk about (God)." HUH?! / Seriously, who is this bitch? I don't even remember her! And she's lying.
I can't decide which of these two statements is more shockingly funny.
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Submitted by lelu on June 29, 2008 - 1:42pm.
Yeah, what the hell is her mother talking about? 5 generations of unplanned teen pregnancy is hardly anything to be proud of. I think it's safe to assume that her family is uneducated ghetto trash.
Congrats to Ruben! The ohter duck farts can piss in a bottle.
don't they teach these jesus freaks that it's MARRIAGE first, then comes the baby? they sure love to preach that to everybody else...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
I remember Carmen Rasmussen because I think she was Goat Girl.
I want to know what Carman really said in place of (God). I hate when things are paraphrased for me.
Three "success" stories of TRAILER PARK...(BLACK & WHITE)...AMERICA.That is after all AMERICAN IDOLS' core audience: MONEYLESS MARGINALLY EDUCATED DREAMERS WITH ONE SHOT AT ESCAPING THEIR SHITTY CASTE.See ya' in the nail salon on Teusday-Tammy Jo.
I love how they get knocked up THEN talk about marriage, as if anyone cares these days if your baby is a bastard or not.
And any of these sluts in ANY combination sexually makes me wanna hurl my Vodka cran!
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There must be a crisschun channel that'll take these knocked-up, fornicating rejects and keep their flapping gums out of my wicked, Satan-loving mainstream gossip.
From the People article:
"But came time for his wedding, the vocalist got decked out. He and his groomsmen wore black Joseph Abboud tuxedos from local outfitter Mr. Burch Formal Wear, says a source.
The groomsmen's shirts and vests were black, while Studdard had a white vest and a white bow tie.
Studdard met McCants in October 2006, when he was signing CDs at a Wal-Mart in Atlanta. Struck by her beauty, he followed her to the store's toy department, and requested her phone number."
Well, what a FANCY wedding!! Tuxes from Mr. Burch Formal Wear! You DON'T say!
And, I mean, how sad -- you're signing CDs at Wal-Mart and then you have to follow a Wal-Mart shopper into the toy department like some lunatic pedophile with a nose that's sniffing out a six year old with a baby blanket and an inattentive mommy.
Yucky poo,I don't watch or care about American Idols,they are not celebrities to me and they are all kind of creepy. I do have the wets for Simon C though.That's some serious man candy!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by joanne on June 29, 2008 - 1:45pm.
I don't know, I can't tell, I hope not for it's sake. Damned glad I'm not a duck.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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Twenty groomsmen?
Twenty??
It must have taken an hour to get everyone situated and filed in.
Clicked again, is it stuck to the ice?
"This makes five generations. I'm proud of how she did it. I was 16 when I got pregnant."
What exactly does that mean? Are mothers actually happy that their teenagers are getting knocked up? What exactly is being "proud of how she did it?" She waited till after high school, she's 3 years older than you were when you got knocked up. These expectations are so low and so sad. Being a grandmother at 35/36 is nothing to be proud of. Her and the baby daddy won't last a year.
I'm amazed at many Christians give themselves a pass on fornicating. Seems a little contrary to scripture to me...
I wonder if Ruben's wife realizes that he has no career left whatsoever.
Submitted by boomsy on June 29, 2008 - 1:32pm
I took the bait and looked at the duck, too. I think I need help. It's a sickness with me. I know better than to click, I tell myself not to click, but I do it, I click. Now, I have images that I don't have enough drugs to erase.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I'm confused; what does Paris' mom mean "I'm proud of how she did it". How are you a Jesus freak and having kids out of wedlock, and better yet, how does that make your mother proud? Why, because she waited 3 more years than her mom did? Hot ghetto mess.
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
And I just cut my grass.
Ok, I took the bait and looked at the duck penis: OMG where does it keep all that in its body?
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
Egypt is fucking gross name. Do any of these dumb hoes CARE they their kid is going to through hell at school becaus they're tramp of a mother named them Egypt??? Fucking hell.
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why are you telling us this MK? Is it naptime already?
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it's a family theme, name your spawn after places...her mama's name is Jamecia (kinda like Jamaica)
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
The only one of these prats I know is Ru--Rub-- Fuck It, I can't speak OR Type the cunts name. He makes me want to kick puppies. Fucking dumbass cunt.
~♥~"Since I'm holding my son, I'm Not Gonna Belt In His Face!"~ Xtina to Larry King~♥~
~♥~"Oh My God! They've got little animals on their peepees, it's kinda funny ~Xtina~ ♥~