The Face John Mayer Made When He First Saw Jenny Aniston's Chocha

EWWWW, gross. I would break up with him just for looking like that while he sings (and while
fucking too I can imagine).

Side note: I can't believe the DOUCHIFER
PR world tour is still going. How much longer do we have to see these two make fake kissy for the paparazzi?

Liba = aging unloved batshit-crazy Blandiston fan, who cannot cope with her idol being maligned, and thus insists that everyone who doesn't like her must be a Brangelina fan. Saaaaaaad. How are your twenty-six cats?

Leatherette, no I'm just not a fan of talentless, unattractive celebs who only get their fame via someone else.

I HATE HATE HATE John Mayer and Jennifer A.
They are completely boring and useless.
John looks like stoner Jim from "Taxi."
LMAO

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Hey Preppie

It is beyond pathetic that whenever there is a post about one of the members of THE TRIANGLE you have some jackasses bring up the other ones involved.This is an Anniston/Mayer thread so why the hell are Jolie and Pitt being mentioned?People need to get over this shit its been like forever!

Dementa = Batshit crazy !!!

Submitted by Crystal2 on June 30, 2008 - 5:30am.
"but Jenny Aniston did not watch him from the wings like a crazed stalker" LOL! Even after a nose job she's still ugly. Did you ever notice how Jen gets involved in a high profile romance whenever Angelina has a film coming out? Coincidence? I think not! She's jealous because she'll never have a movie make $51 million opening weekend or be as beautiful, talented and exciting as Angelina. Or maybe it's because Jen never has any films coming out. She hasn't been in anything since the Break Up which she was very bland in. She should thank Vince Vaugh for saving her ass. She'll never be able to headline a film either.

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What are you a crazy demented 13 year old?? Its people like you who are jealous of either jennifer or angelina !!! Living out your high school fantasies over here are ya??
They're ALL adults and have certainly moved on!! But losers like you never want the drama to end so you start living in your own fantasy world where these three will be entwined forever !!
Jen will always be miserable, desperate, ugly jealous woman to you no matter what !
What a miserable life you have! I pity you! While all three invloved are happy and content with their lives... YOU are sitting in your shabby room, hiding behind a computer screen, spewing hatred and conjuring up "sad, pathethic" stories about Jen, that how after 4 yrs and all... she STILL hasn't moved on !!! *MAJOR eye roll*

People have commented on her nose job, but honestly, I don't see a difference. She still looks the same to me-ordinary and boring.

Not hating, just saying.....

"but Jenny Aniston did not watch him from the wings like a crazed stalker" LOL! Even after a nose job she's still ugly. Did you ever notice how Jen gets involved in a high profile romance whenever Angelina has a film coming out? Coincidence? I think not! She's jealous because she'll never have a movie make $51 million opening weekend or be as beautiful, talented and exciting as Angelina. Or maybe it's because Jen never has any films coming out. She hasn't been in anything since the Break Up which she was very bland in. She should thank Vince Vaugh for saving her ass. She'll never be able to headline a film either.

That's the fuckin funniest thing i've read/seen today holy SHIT

When is Jen gonna get the breakup text message? Or the breakup blog? Can't wait!
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Dementa = Angie Jo

It's kind of funny to see all these middle-aged, bitter "ordinary girls" insisting that Jennifer obviously isn't pining after Brad, and that she is happy, well-adjusted and NOT desperate for a man or kids, while he is certainly miserable because he's no longer married to her shining, transcendent horsechin... I mean, self.

Back on topic, I'm surprised she didn't paint "Property of J. Aniston" on Mayer's back, because we all know this one is definitely running for the hills when she pushes him too far. And she's following him because he loves the rocker's prerogative. Groupies, groupies, groupies!

So she's tagging along for awhile. He'll tolerate it until he misses some vaggie opportunities because she's skulking around, and we'll get a few weeks of strained faces and sulking in the tabloids.

Then he'll dump her ass, and she'll spend months whining and moping and consoling herself in the arms of Sheryl "I'm As Horse-Faced, Desperate and Faux-Blonde As She is" Crow and Kate "Superskank" Hudson. After a while, she'll meet some fame-hungry douchebag (maybe a reality-show star?), whom she'll proclaim better than Brad ever was, and the cycle will start again.

Submitted by jessygreem on June 29, 2008 - 11:38pm.
Is it wrong for a man like him to have white sugar baby??
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In the immortal words of Whitney, "It's not right, but it's OK."

And in the immortal words of me, fuck off you spammer.

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Jenny has the best GD nips in all of Hollyweird!!!!!!!

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not so good.

Is it wrong for a man like him to have white sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like UKBLACKLOVING.COM.. what will the world be??

It's the "Oh Face"

Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs

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Your story just reminded me of this incident that happened when I was a Junior in high school. We were all sitting in class, and in a moment of dead silence, this girl, Jeannie, sneezed and farted (really loud too) at the same time. Of course, the entire class busted out laughing and she never heard the end of it. Actually, I don't remember anything else about the poor girl, but that moment was just too damned funny to forget.

Sorry, I just had to share. :)

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Gentlemen... start your boners.

Rain: GO AWAY. No one is going to visit your lame website. You are wasting your time.

He's a big star. I am his big fan. I saw him dating on a FREE & HOT celebrity&millionaire dating site called '' RICHLOVING.COM ''. Seems he is hooking up with a hottie. The girl is from California. Very soft and sexy.

Look at his face,he is so funny.and Seems he is a hooker. I’ve seen his profile on the wealthy dating club --+ S i n g l e P a r e n t Kiss .c o m --- for hot singles to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. He seems to be hooking up with nice girls there. I’ve been there for day, it seems the girls are not hard to hook up.

Submitted by lizardo911 on June 29, 2008 - 8:14pm
And does she wear anything besides jeans - ever?? LOL!

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Someone once told her "her butt looks cute in jeans" and she ran with it

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love me some Mayer....so what!!! its complicated

It would be nice if she found a nice guy.

I think it's so funny that some people think that it's Jennifer Aniston who is so concerned about Angie Jo's comings and goings, when the paps always print stories of Angie Jo's rages over her partners constant contact with his ex-WIFE. Jennifer kissed that loser off three years ago, and i'm sure has no burning desire for a replay of what time they shared. The past is over, she's moved on, Brad's moved, well he is moving somewhere , where ever Angie Jo tells him to move to. And we all know that Angie Jo is trying to populate the world with her now sagging belly and boobs. Anyone have the number of a good plastic surgeon for mother earth? Am i the only person to notice how much both AJ and BP have aged in the short time they've been together? I know Jennifer was very upset over her miscarriage, but when the time is right she will have a child, and it won't be one of a litter of six.

This dude is such a freaking retard. He just is... I am not sure why anyone would want to fuck him. Jen has obviously gotten desperate in her old age. LOL! And does she wear anything besides jeans - ever?? LOL!

Submitted by Hekki on June 29, 2008 - 6:53pm.
....But what if you're wearing the rubber ones and your real ones get erect and they're not aligned? Then it would look like you have four nips.

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Hekki, in my case it would look like I have three. :O)

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Submitted by C U Next Tuesday on June 29, 2008 - 4:46pm.
Migraineuse, I clicked your link, OMFG did you see JAKE GYLLENHAAL?! I literally CANNOT stop laughing at this pic...
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It is hilarious!

Wanna bumble with the bee huh?! Bzzzzzzz

Hahaha, Joe, I think I read somewhere that Spike was actually Shakespeare's nom de plume.

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Sheeps, believe it or not, I didn't ask about the mega-schlong! What was I thinking? But her friend who hangs with John is a guy, so I don't know if he has volunteered that info.....I will be asking though. Count on it....

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Good point. I was buying that she was just getting some of that rumored mega-schlong, but now she's following his ass. Yes, there's dickmatized but then there's desperatized. The two don't necessarily go hand-in-hand.
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according to tmz
Jennifer Aniston hung out by the stage to take some shots of boytoy John Mayer during his performance at London's Hyde Park yesterday.

-desparation is not a good look on anyone..
even if he does like her (per your friend's friend of John's). he loves hard and fast like Michael K. he's a known heartbreaker (enter pat benatar song) her stalking is cute now cuz he likes her.
but when he dumps her and she can't handle it, this will get ugly. remember the open letter he wrote on his blog to get jessica simpson to stop calling him after they broke up? he's such a tool (tilts head and sighs) but i love him anyway

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 29, 2008 - 4:26pm.

Did your friend mention if he has a mega-schlong?

Submitted by islandgirl on June 29, 2008 - 6:42pm.

That reminds me of a girl who went to my highschool. She would always have to go to the bathroom during English class and when she came back, her nips were always hard. We started calling her "Spike" and she had no idea why. Personally, I think she was getting off on Shakespeare.

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That sounds perfectly reasonable to me, IG. *fanning myself*

Sheeps, I wouldn't trust that guy either, but then again, I wouldn't get involved with him in the first place...

I've posted this before, but was ignored....my friend has a very good friend who is part of John's Entourage, and according to this guy, John really likes Jen a lot....

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Submitted by Sheeps on June 29, 2008 - 7:12pm.

Here's my half-assed notion about why she went to England: she doesn't trust him and hopes to keep an eye on him when he's on foreign soil. And she actually cares for him, which he'll treat as proof that he has the upper hand.
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Good point. I was buying that she was just getting some of that rumored mega-schlong, but now she's following his ass. Yes, there's dickmatized but then there's desperatized. The two don't necessarily go hand-in-hand.

Here's my half-assed notion about why she went to England: she doesn't trust him and hopes to keep an eye on him when he's on foreign soil. And she actually cares for him, which he'll treat as proof that he has the upper hand.

Boring and not that hot, yep these two make a good couple.

hekki, you must love padded bras then.....I used to also, but for different reasons....hehehe. (I've embraced the fact that I am small, and that is the way it is....at least I am in proportion with my body and don't look like a freak)

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Submitted by Hekki on June 30, 2008 - 12:53am.

Some perv out there probably thinks that would be hot.

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Submitted by islandgirl on June 29, 2008 - 3:42pm.

You went to high school?

how can u say that seizure frowns during banging are not sexy? give me a seizure frown over a making love smiling bliss face ANYDAY!

islandgirl, that's ME! It always happens to me, no matter what kind of bra I'm wearing. They even show through sweaters. It has nothing to do with being horny or cold. I'm pretty modest, and try to hide them.

There are little rubber nibs you can buy to put in your bra to make it look like they're always erect. I can't understand why that's a desirable look, but apparently it is to SOMEONE. But what if you're wearing the rubber ones and your real ones get erect and they're not aligned? Then it would look like you have four nips.

Submitted by Migraineuse on June 29, 2008 - 6:28pm.

Freaky. I hadn't looked closely at him in a long time, and I just noticed it in this picture because in this angle it's especially obvious that the nosetip has been thinned down.

Migraineuse, just face it, you know what you are and I'm one too..."BOOGER PATROL"!

But I don't have much to compare this douche by [as far as pictures of him in his youth] and he's not worth my google efforts so I'll take your word for it. I always laugh at the "deviated septum" excuse though. C'MONNNNNNNN. It's called a giant HONKER! Embrace your hood ornament and stop letting the world tell you that you need to have a teensy nose on your HUGE cranium. Direct traffic, conduct an orchestra, shwing baby, shwingggggggggg!

That reminds me of a girl who went to my highschool. She would always have to go to the bathroom during English class and when she came back, her nips were always hard. We started calling her "Spike" and she had no idea why. Personally, I think she was getting off on Shakespeare.

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Submitted by La Llorona on June 29, 2008 - 5:58pm.
Seriously, what is up with her nipples? Why are they always hard? She's got perma-headlights.

the bloggers make jokes that she has a nipple tweaker. i dont know if thats true but what other explanation could there be...lmao

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I'm surprised she didn't get up on the stage[s] to do a dance reaffirming their "great love." He probably promptly banged two girls simultaneously after he got off the stage at Glastonbury, in his own "reaffirmation" of their "great love."

Nobody knows whether they cheat or not, but the point is, they don't obviously and openly treat women like shit. It's possible to be a rockstar without doing this.

Best guitar player I can think of is The Edge, and while his marriage ended, he's still a great example of a down-to-earth, totally unpretentious nice guy.

Insecure rockstar wannabes think being an asshole is somehow necessary for success. It isn't.

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Submitted by La Llorona on June 29, 2008 - 5:58pm.
Seriously, what is up with her nipples? Why are they always hard? She's got perma-headlights.

Those are her nipples? I thought they were pop-up turkey timers, looks like they're done.LOL

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Submitted by . on June 30, 2008 - 12:01am.

Whenever you change the shape of a nose, you can't change just one thing. It affects all the rest. Mayer probably wanted a more less globby-looking and more defined nosetip, but narrowing the tip had the effect of elongating the nostrils.

Freaky. I hadn't looked closely at him in a long time, and I just noticed it in this picture because in this angle it's especially obvious that the nosetip has been thinned down.

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I don't know the first thing about this man but I do know that you can capture all kindsa crazy-assed faces if you take pics at the right moment.

That being said: Something about this guy whispers "sleazy" to me...so capture away!

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I have to play Devil's Advocate here....yes, Billy Joe and Bono have been married for a long time to their wives, but how do we know they haven't cheated? I'd like to think they haven't also, but the only ones who know for sure are Billy Joe, Bono and maybe their wives.

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