That's It?!
During Amy Wino's tour de trainwreck performance at Glastonbury yesterday, she called Kanye West a "cunt" during one of her songs. I refreshed his blog all night, hoping he would deliver another CAPS-filled rant. He did not do this. He posted this shit instead. Hey, at least it's in all CAPS. He didn't disappoint me there. Hopefully, Kanye was so fucking mad that he threw his MacBook Air out of the window while posting. Wait, do MacBook Airs fly? If they don't, Apple needs to get on that.
Below is the video of Wino singing "I'm not openiiiing for a cunt like Kaaaaaanyeeeeeee-aaa-eeeee." It's at the 2-minute mark. Bitches need to watch and learn. This is how you do it! This is how you entertain.
And here's some pics of The Wino returning to her tomb at The Clinic after her performance.
Images: Wenn
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Kanye is a little bitch. Go Wino. Kanwhaaaa was probably up all night plotting his revenge.
GOD that was painful... NOT worth it. Does she have paper drink umbrellas thingies in her hair…?
Submitted by Sheeps on June 29, 2008 - 12:10pm.
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You are correct, sir. In Amy's case, scat could be interpreted in the literal sense. And the Cajun was OK, however the Danish was better. :)
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Sláinte duine a ól.
Amy might be high all the time but doesnt mean her statement isnt correct. Kanye is a cunt. excellent word for him.
Submitted by islandgirl on June 29, 2008 - 9:07am.
To me, scatting requires some artistry, using the voice as another instrument, as Ella did. I just think she's too ripped to recall the words. (And how are you, BTW? Was the Cajun good?)
Submitted by Mr. President on June 29, 2008 - 12:01pm.
Angel started the ball rolling, so here's another gem from the comments section on Kanye's blog:
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OMG!! How fucked up was the idiot that got fooled by the Cleopatra makeup into thinking Amy's asian?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I don't want to hear her live....so sad, when you compare it to the studio album.
STOP FUCKING SMOKING AMY! Jesus....
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“I don’t want to always be known as the funny sister. I want to be the sexy, smart and funny sister!”
-Khloe Kardashian
Submitted by Sheeps on June 29, 2008 - 12:04pm.
I think she's forgotten nearly all of the words and is just riffing on the melody.
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Or as Mel Torme and I liked to call it, scatting.
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Sláinte duine a ól.
Rather ironic he spelled it WHinehouse, considering how much he whines.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I think she's forgotten nearly all of the words and is just riffing on the melody.
Angel started the ball rolling, so here's another gem from the comments section on Kanye's blog:
playplay | June 29, 2008
WHO THA FUXX CARES SHES SO IRREVELANT shes like 25 lookin like n old ass asian ugly woman wit bad jugdement not takin anything away from her cracked up talent BLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEE OWNED!!!!!!!!!
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
You can almost see her diaper.
LMAO but it's TRUE!!
WTF is up with the male vs female "celebs" "bashing" one another? MEH!
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"I fucking drink beer and party!"
wow, I expected more Kanye......what a disappointment.
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“I don’t want to always be known as the funny sister. I want to be the sexy, smart and funny sister!”
-Khloe Kardashian