Carrot Top Chic

It was only a matter of time before someone would be inspired by the extreme sexiness of Carrot Top. John Galliano showed his Spring '09 shit in Milan Paris today and sent out his dude models with giant fire bushes sitting on their heads. This is the future of beauty! Trust this.

Now if you'll excuse me, I must run out to get a couple of spiral perms, followed by a good hair soak in Phoebe Price's bathwater.