Saturday, June 28th 2008
Carrot Top Chic
It was only a matter of time before someone would be inspired by the extreme sexiness of Carrot Top. John Galliano showed his Spring '09 shit in Milan Paris today and sent out his dude models with giant fire bushes sitting on their heads. This is the future of beauty! Trust this.
Now if you'll excuse me, I must run out to get a couple of spiral perms, followed by a good hair soak in Phoebe Price's bathwater.
Source: Style.com
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The wig and model looks better than Carrot Tops hair
THREE WORDS: Gayer Than Gay!!!!!!
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Oh,no!These clothes look so funny!I don"t like them.LCT"profile have been seen on millionaire dating site
****"A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com"*** last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
sorry, but if Mk marries carrotop, we should all just slit our wrists in the bathtub.
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin
joe, you just made me think of the "Friends" episode, with the tailor who has been molesting Joey his whole life, and Joey had no clue...lol
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"In a word or two, it's you I wanna do; no not your body your mind you fool..."
- Prince "Sexy Muthafucka"
Oh,no!These clothes look so funny!I don"t like them.LCT"profile have been seen on millionaire dating site
****"A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com"*** last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
Holy Mother of God,I am going to run to the nearest desert island if that look becomes a trend.I have CarrotTop phobia ,ack!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Oh,no!These clothes look so funny!I don"t like them.LCT"profile have been seen on millionaire dating site
****"A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com"*** last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
Submitted by Sheeps on June 28, 2008 - 8:02pm.
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I've heard that he's very *coughcough* devoted to his models and carries his own little personal sewing kit so that he can repair their inseams on the spot.
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Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life.
~Lord Byron
Hey, I love the gays....I'm just aware of the population that doesn't....
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"In a word or two, it's you I wanna do; no not your body your mind you fool..."
- Prince "Sexy Muthafucka"
Joe: John himself personally fitted each undergarment.
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Am I missing something, or is this guy missing his, um, wedding tackle?
Umm. This should have been tagged "I don't like jokes".
to madam s
so john galiano did this whole line as a kind of audition for the fabulous d listed wedding. he wants to design it. yay!
we each need to buy all the vodka we can find!
Submitted by forever.now on June 28, 2008 - 7:57pm
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Yeh no kidding. Those dressing rooms pre-show must be a frenzy of tucking and anxious screeching.
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Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life.
~Lord Byron
I think the blooming hibiscus on the shoulder in the first picture is perhaps a little much. Ever heard of "gilding the lilly John"?
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Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life.
~Lord Byron
to joe schmoe
drag queens? trannies? it might be easier if there was less to tuck?
Oh,no!These clothes look so funny!I don"t like them.LCT"profile have been seen on millionaire dating site
****"A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com"*** last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
forever.now,
Holy shit... good point! I think these runway boys are the soon-to-be bridesmaids for Michael K's and Carrot Tops wedding! Hot.
Submitted by madam s. on June 28, 2008 - 7:54pm
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Hahahahaha! Kind of like a catch and release program.
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Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life.
~Lord Byron
to gucci
he WAS but he is like 40 now
joe shmoe,
I think anything he can trap and drug.
Submitted by madam s. on June 28, 2008 - 7:49pm.
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I don't like to be nosey, but what exactly is the status on Carrot Top's sexual preference. He seems to be gay...but then you never really hear anything one way or the other...
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Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life.
~Lord Byron
ah ha hahaha ah hahaha
it is a sign of a dlisted wedding!!
michael k and carrottop?
michael k and prince hot ginge?
escandlo! michael k and phoebe price?
all I know is this is what we horz are gonna hafta wear.
someone mentioned here that carrot top was a teenager is this true?
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
High fashion is truly a joke on us all. JEsus.
I can see Carrot Top finding one of those poor look-alike models, bringing him back to the Carrot Top Love Den, chaining him to the radiator and doing bad things to him/himself.
PSL:
Any man who wears that on the street is asking to get the shit kicked out of him.
not in nyc or san fransico! oh my god these pictures are so funny!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
I puked in my mouth..
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by madam s. on June 28, 2008 - 7:47pm.
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Hahahahahaha!
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Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life.
~Lord Byron
Submitted by Sheeps on June 28, 2008 - 7:45pm.
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Well I think JG probably only has one...umm what was your question again?
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Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life.
~Lord Byron
joe shmoe,
Evil jilted ex-lovers is all I can think of. Guys, if an ex-girlfriend tries to give you a pill after you break up with her and she says "This is NOT a penis-reducing pill, it is a vitamin. I swear". Don't eat it.
It's only a matter of days before American Apparel sues his ass for copying their designs.
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Happy Birthday Kellie. Hot stuff.
OMG! Thumbnail no. 2 has confirmed my worst fear. I apparently have a pair on John Galliano shorts *running from room in shame*
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Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life.
~Lord Byron
Ahhaha Sheeps,
I was going to say the C-word, but I was trying to keep things polite.
Submitted by joe shmoe on June 28, 2008 - 4:43pm.
He has more than one?
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Am I missing something, or is this guy missing his, um, wedding tackle?
Totally off topic: but probably fitting in a John Galliano thread: why is there an add for "penis reducers" on this page? Why would a man want to reduce his penis?And why would that make other people jealous?
Signed: Clueless
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Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life.
~Lord Byron
Hey Madam: The only thing missing is matching Crocs.
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Am I missing something, or is this guy missing his, um, wedding tackle?
PSL,
How very unPC of you! And how very correct.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Any man who wears that on the street is asking to get the shit kicked out of him.
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"In a word or two, it's you I wanna do; no not your body your mind you fool..."
- Prince "Sexy Muthafucka"
I'd be horrified by the orange afros and flower pot hats if it weren't for their insult on my senses being paled by the sandals and banana hammocks.
Red hair and purple lips - AH No!
Oh,no!These clothes look so funny!I don"t like them.LCT"profile have been seen on millionaire dating site ******"AffluentBachelors.com"****** last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
umm I kinda like these dudes in their skittles outfits and makeup... I think I'm hanging out in WeHo too much...
Shame on John Galliano. Those poor misguided teenagers have probably been promised the moon to prance around with flower pots on their heads.
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Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life.
~Lord Byron
LCT---I still love you...
"Ghey" is far too weak a word to describe those ensembles.
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Am I missing something, or is this guy missing his, um, wedding tackle?
oh my god my pants are soaking wet from laughing so hard at these pictures.
why the hell am i here?
Haven't seen those color combinations since 1993.
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
ok, i know nothing about fashion, but i do know... this is just wrong
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I'm goin' coconuts but at least I'm goin' my way.
I'll probably be here when that sun goes down."
I really like the flower in the first picture.
Wanna bumble with the bee huh?! Bzzzzzzz