Saturday, June 28th 2008
Carrot Top Chic
It was only a matter of time before someone would be inspired by the extreme sexiness of Carrot Top. John Galliano showed his Spring '09 shit in Milan Paris today and sent out his dude models with giant fire bushes sitting on their heads. This is the future of beauty! Trust this.
Now if you'll excuse me, I must run out to get a couple of spiral perms, followed by a good hair soak in Phoebe Price's bathwater.
Source: Style.com
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Dot, please don't judge us midget porn enthusiasts. I'm one of the many people out there who are anxiously awaiting a Hayden Panettiere sex tape.
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Aubrey's headed to Broadway! She's going to show them how it's done.
Submitted by stake_spike on June 28, 2008 - 10:30pm.
How does John Galiano even know about Carrot Top? Who knew Carrot Top was so famous?
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I keep thinking the same thing. What if he just actually came up with this on his own and he now has to weather the fact that he, in essence, stole from Carrot Top. Haha.
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How does John Galiano even know about Carrot Top? Who knew Carrot Top was so famous?
This is just gross. I really hope it doesn't catch on. I don't want to be walking down the street seeing queens with curly red hair and sparkly top hats.
That one dude in the pink undies is FIERCE though. All of the other dudes are like 'f-ck what am I doing' and that dude is working it. Pout those lips baby! He'd make a fabulous drag queen.
Hey, Dot. Watch out you are among the midget porn kings around here...don't tease them with the stick.
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Gay midget porn is actually less vomit-inducing to me after this crap. Thanks, MK. Oh who am I kidding? *barf-hork-chunks-cookies-toss-vomit* ;p
Submitted by stake_spike on June 28, 2008 - 11:27pm.
This is just gross. I really hope it doesn't catch on. I don't want to be walking down the street seeing queens with curly red hair and sparkly top hats.
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You mean besides Phoebe Price?
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The only clothing line that is gayer than 3 guys blowing 2 guys.
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(what do you want from him...it's undies for pete's sake!)
I would laugh my ass off if I got to the sexy times and found those drawers in there...
and i still think they should be wearing CROCS!
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For that fashion show to be any gayer, the models would have to be carrying Tony Awards.
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Happy Birthday Kellie. Hot stuff.
Oh no - that face CT's making, it's the "Thaz what I'm talkin' 'bout!" face. That and "throwing scissors" have gotta stop.
My gaydar must not be working.
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Am I missing something, or is this guy missing his, um, wedding tackle?
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 28, 2008 - 10:15pm.
I wonder if he ever rejected a design as being "too gay".
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And if he did, I hope MK posts that next.
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I wonder if he ever rejected a design as being "too gay".
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
I've just OD'd on gayness. I may no longer be a fag hag. The sparkly pink top hat ... gahhhh! I'd like to see someone actually wear that ... wait, maybe not. I'd probably dry heave.
The model looks like a lit match.
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Is this what you wear to a gay porn movie premiere?
Ronald McDonald's redheaded gay nephew?
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John Galliano should sue his drug dealer.
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red headed ugly people...
duh!
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
oh lawd ... Who would buy that shit?!
Pink 'wife-beater' from wally-world: 12 bux
Nappy red-head wig from "Clowns are us" 14 bux
Embarrassing pix to forever be available on the internets [see dumbnails], PRICELESS.
Looks like the end result of a Teletubbies bukkake session.
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Happy Birthday Kellie. Hot stuff.
I know it's hard to differentiate 2 letters that have 2 straight lines connectd by a line in the middle but in this case the letter to use would be N and not H, thereby this shit is NOT!
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
And because of this Ima go out and drink and listen to some 70s and 80s rock music. even though I am on call for work at home (mia from it). hehe. drinky time countdown.ima take a nice cold shower for this drinky event so i can feel warm later. seeing this post has made me thirsty. in a naughty way.
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yay! ronald mcdonald fashion wear is making a comeback...what's old is new again....
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
I'm laughing my ass off so hard it hurts.
Color me slayed!
*tears of laughter*
Is it me or does he make men's wear really really look like women's wear especially lingerie?
I actually thought this would be the summer I really get my bi-guy genes going, but guess not. Those models make me wanna go watch some "90210" re-runs and masturbate furiously when Tori Spelling comes into the scene. Do you think that's wrong?
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I was so waiting for this trend to start, it's HOT!
Your face!
Yum! Ginger encrusted hood rat stuff...*licking tiger chops*...Did I just say something offensive? What is hood rat stuff? And most importantly, *poking roasted hood rat with tiger claw*...Is my hood rat done? *licking tiger chops*...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Nice collection. Looks like someone dropped acid and mismatched their Garanimals.
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DawnieDawnDawn on June 28, 2008: Oh shit I am drunk as hell. They have drive-thru daiquiris here in Texas, er, um Arkansas, i mean SHIT! Lousiana. Yeah. There.
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When in Rome....or Paris...or Luxembourg...or whatever...
I saw the best "news" piece about that. Fun, fun, fun! ...was it Stephen Colbert or that Andy whatsisname...? All's I remember is that he visited as many as he can and keep driving....damn good idea them drive-thrus!
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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 28, 2008 - 9:37pm.
Drive-thrus, in which you can get daiquiris??
@Angel_i:
Oh shit I am drunk as hell. They have drive-thru daiquiris here in Texas, er, um Arkansas, i mean SHIT! Lousiana. Yeah. There.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Submitted by mike on June 28, 2008 - 9:08pm.
I didn't know about Vegas, lost track of him, oly see him on dlisted,lol. I just found out Emo Philips is still doing his thing.
Um, what the fuck? This is more over-the-top than man heels!
Submitted by joanne on June 28, 2008 - 9:02pm.
I thought Carrottop was cute and funny when he was younger, he pumped himself up and quit telling jokes, now he's scary.
What's he do now? I thought he still performed in Vegas?
I saw him once live, in the early '90s, in Wilson, NC. It's one of the many things I'm not especially proud of.
No man alive makes me as intensely uncomfortable as CT! Blarrf!
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I thought Carrottop was cute and funny when he was younger, he pumped himself up and quit telling jokes, now he's scary. I liked him and Emo.
Submitted by christine the hoff on June 28, 2008 - 7:53pm.
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I'm so old I know you mean Ultravox.
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This is a fashion disaster. I really fear for John Galliano's sanity since it's like some 70s blaxploitation nightmare mixed with Carrot Top mixed with that annoying purple shit PP wears... but for some reason I can't help but find it aesthetically pleasing in how tranny mess it all is... *drinks bleach*
I am so old I am listing to ultravov
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Those giant silk flowers on the shoulder make every one of those outfits.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 28, 2008 - 7:46pm.
*sits next to Angel_i on fogey couch*
"Got any Werther's?"
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Um....how about Ricola? O wait! I forgot about the treasure chest! ( but that's a good thing, I'm supposed to forget about that)...ok, ok...I have toffee...some bonbonierre...aha! Werther's!
Here you go, babe!
Where the hell have you been anyway?
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*sits next to Angel_i on fogey couch*
"Got any Werther's?"
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
It's so not sexy when a man's thighs are thinner than mine.
Carrot Top. Ahead of his time.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
You see how all us old fogies are throwing up our dinners at this sight? Now we can be sure that it IS the next hot look. Because that's how it works, dammit. Dammit!
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@Madam Pince,
Because he was tired of guys kicking sand in his face??
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They really should have been wearing the sherbert colored Crocs for thses pictures...
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Does anybody know why he bulked up on roids?
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