Saturday, June 28th 2008
Carrot Top Chic
It was only a matter of time before someone would be inspired by the extreme sexiness of Carrot Top. John Galliano showed his Spring '09 shit in Milan Paris today and sent out his dude models with giant fire bushes sitting on their heads. This is the future of beauty! Trust this.
Now if you'll excuse me, I must run out to get a couple of spiral perms, followed by a good hair soak in Phoebe Price's bathwater.
Source: Style.com
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Submitted by dead-actress on June 29, 2008 - 1:14am.
what can i say, dahlin'? i know you!!... *kiss on the cheek*
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"Well, here I'm rollin' down another sunny highway, been in the sun too long.
I'm goin' coconuts but at least I'm goin' my way.
I'll probably be here when that sun goes down."
what do we have here?
drunks, drunks and more drunks...
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"In a word or two, it's you I wanna do; no not your body your mind you fool..."
- Prince "Sexy Muthafucka"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 29, 2008 - 1:09am.
how rude of me!.. *kiss on the palm*.. *places box of Derringer bullets with big red bow on bar*... how could i forget?!
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Aawww! Nothing speaks of love and devotion then a box of bullets. I was on my last one. (I had a box of ten at the beginning of this month.)
~Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity..Barbara Stanwyck~
These dudes are doing a good job of tucking it in. Puts Brooke hogan to shame.
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Aubrey's headed to Broadway! She's going to show them how it's done.
Submitted by xxyxz on June 29, 2008 - 1:09am.
Boobies!!!! YAY!!!!
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by boomsy on June 29, 2008 - 12:10am.
@ angel_i: That's why you keep it short and sweet.
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Cool.
*stunned by the entrance of a braless Neicy Nash*
♥ ThreadKilla! Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan. Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by xxyxz on June 29, 2008 - 1:09am.
woo hoo!.. xx is goin' triple x!!
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"Well, here I'm rollin' down another sunny highway, been in the sun too long.
I'm goin' coconuts but at least I'm goin' my way.
I'll probably be here when that sun goes down."
@ angel_i: That's why you keep it short and sweet.
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
OMG!!! TV Dead-actress and ESE
*takes bra off*
Submitted by dead-actress on June 29, 2008 - 1:05am.
how rude of me!.. *kiss on the palm*.. *places box of Derringer bullets with big red bow on bar*... how could i forget?!
OT: sonofa!!.. that guy in the 2nd thumbnail stole my bathrobe!!
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"Well, here I'm rollin' down another sunny highway, been in the sun too long.
I'm goin' coconuts but at least I'm goin' my way.
I'll probably be here when that sun goes down."
Submitted by angel_i on June 29, 2008 - 1:03am.
OMG! I'm not drunk! You can't hear me! *sigh*
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When you get to the point where you can't feel your face?..officially drunk, baby!
~Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity..Barbara Stanwyck~
Submitted by Mr. President on June 29, 2008 - 12:05am.
I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a beverage intake engineer.
Hello Angel_i.
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Whew! Thanks:) and to all you other alkies as well... I'll try to think slurry.
Honestly, I don't know how you guys type and drink. I've tried it and it takes SO long...I have to type every word 7 times to get it right.
♥ ThreadKilla! Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan. Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by angel_i on June 29, 2008 - 1:03am.
What?
Try typing harder!
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by angel_i on June 29, 2008 - 1:03am.
i am!..but still, i can only see you... let me get the peyote.. we'll work on this hearing thing
hi, angel!
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"Well, here I'm rollin' down another sunny highway, been in the sun too long.
I'm goin' coconuts but at least I'm goin' my way.
I'll probably be here when that sun goes down."
Mr. President, thank you for not letting me down.
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
Submitted by ESE on June 29, 2008 - 1:02am.
hi, d-a!
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What?! No kiss and expensive bauble? *pouting*
~Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity..Barbara Stanwyck~
I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a beverage intake engineer.
Hello Angel_i.
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Aubrey's headed to Broadway! She's going to show them how it's done.
Submitted by boomsy on June 29, 2008 - 12:59am.
Mr. President: maybe it's time you went to rehab
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No, No, No.
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Aubrey's headed to Broadway! She's going to show them how it's done.
OMG! I'm not drunk! You can't hear me! *sigh*
♥ ThreadKilla! Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan. Lean Like a Chola
Bud was born April 20 @ 4:20. The wise men brought gifts of twinkies and brownies.
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Aubrey's headed to Broadway! She's going to show them how it's done.
Submitted by dead-actress on June 29, 2008 - 12:57am.
hi, d-a!
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"Well, here I'm rollin' down another sunny highway, been in the sun too long.
I'm goin' coconuts but at least I'm goin' my way.
I'll probably be here when that sun goes down."
Submitted by Mr. President on June 29, 2008 - 12:48am.
Boomsy, yeah alcohol doesn't agree with me either. It makes me dizzy and my speech becomes slurred. I also have trouble walking in a straight line.
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Dizzy? Slurred speech? Trouble walking? You mean..that's NOT what we're shootin' for? Shiiiit!
~Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity..Barbara Stanwyck~
Mr. President: maybe it's time you went to rehab
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
My liver has just filed for divorce.
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Aubrey's headed to Broadway! She's going to show them how it's done.
Submitted by Mr. President on June 29, 2008 - 12:56am.
And will she name the kid "Bud"?
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by ESE on June 29, 2008 - 12:52am.
i'm waiting for his props to rise up and kill Carrot Top... they gotta be embarrassed
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Yes! I remember when he'd walk in with a huge bag of stuff on stage and just do the show. Fucking idiot...okay...make that hideous idiot! Think of how many of his props could be used to kill him!
Hello, Mr. Man! *wink*
~Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity..Barbara Stanwyck~
LOL @ TV: Agreed; that's a lot of liquor to make CT sexy...OR Wino for that matter....
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
Ummm......Were those stupid questions?
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 29, 2008 - 12:51am.
And you think alcohol is bad, I've seen the commercial a hundred times and I still can't figure out how marijuana got that girl pregnant.
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It's the Rastafarian version of the immaculate conception.
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Aubrey's headed to Broadway! She's going to show them how it's done.
Submitted by Mr. President on June 29, 2008 - 12:52am.
You're just 2 drinks from alcohol poisoning then.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by boomsy on June 29, 2008 - 12:46am.
I don't know about you guys, but everytime I see that pic of Carrot Top it makes me a little sick to my stomach.
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Keep drinking, honey. Eventually..the pic won't matter. Trust.
~Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity..Barbara Stanwyck~
i'm waiting for his props to rise up and kill Carrot Top... they gotta be embarrassed
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"Well, here I'm rollin' down another sunny highway, been in the sun too long.
I'm goin' coconuts but at least I'm goin' my way.
I'll probably be here when that sun goes down."
TV, yes, the women become much hotter. I'm about three drinks away from finding Wino sexy.
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Aubrey's headed to Broadway! She's going to show them how it's done.
Submitted by Mr. President on June 29, 2008 - 12:48am.
And you think alcohol is bad, I've seen the commercial a hundred times and I still can't figure out how marijuana got that girl pregnant.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Mr. President on June 29, 2008 - 12:48am.
It makes all women much hotter though. Except Carrottop. He still sucks.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Boomsy, yeah alcohol doesn't agree with me either. It makes me dizzy and my speech becomes slurred. I also have trouble walking in a straight line.
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Aubrey's headed to Broadway! She's going to show them how it's done.
I don't know about you guys, but everytime I see that pic of Carrot Top it makes me a little sick to my stomach.
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
Nite "." Next time, flash your (.)(.)
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by boomsy on June 29, 2008 - 12:44am.
you just have to try harder
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"Well, here I'm rollin' down another sunny highway, been in the sun too long.
I'm goin' coconuts but at least I'm goin' my way.
I'll probably be here when that sun goes down."
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 28, 2008 - 11:28pm.
Submitted by dead-actress on June 29, 2008 - 12:21am.
Speaking of bars, today is the 4th anniversary of my last beer, last shot, and last arrest. I don't see the connection.
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Am I crazy? Have I seen this before?
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 29, 2008 - 12:35am.
I said nothing about vodka, but now the handcuffs are only for fun.
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Handcuffs?...Hmmm...*reviewing personal standards* Vodka? That's a given in my book. lol
~Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity..Barbara Stanwyck~
But in all seriousness, my tolerance is so low I couldn't be a heavy drinker even if I wanted to.
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 29, 2008 - 12:42am.
HaHa. Just don't dunk your Oreos in it.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by boomsy on June 29, 2008 - 12:35am.
@TV: You mean you're sober and you STILL manage to come up with some of the craziest comments I've ever read? Man, that's talent.
LMAO! Boomsy, I concur.
Have a fun evening, you crazy diamonds. I need to spend some time with my significant beast in sandals and white socks.
Peace to all and hopefully a happy tomorrow.
There's voddie AND cognac in Hpnotiq...yummers.
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 29, 2008 - 12:41am.
it's the only way i get my dairy!
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"Well, here I'm rollin' down another sunny highway, been in the sun too long.
I'm goin' coconuts but at least I'm goin' my way.
I'll probably be here when that sun goes down."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 29, 2008 - 12:39am.
Evenin.
Vodka is my favorite food group.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 29, 2008 - 12:35am.
did somebody say vodka?... oh! you said NOTHING about vodka.. my mistake
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"Well, here I'm rollin' down another sunny highway, been in the sun too long.
I'm goin' coconuts but at least I'm goin' my way.
I'll probably be here when that sun goes down."
Submitted by boomsy on June 29, 2008 - 12:35am.
I blame my childhood.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by dead-actress on June 29, 2008 - 12:32am.
I said nothing about vodka, but now the handcuffs are only for fun.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.