Saturday, June 28th 2008
Carrot Top Chic
It was only a matter of time before someone would be inspired by the extreme sexiness of Carrot Top. John Galliano showed his Spring '09 shit in Milan Paris today and sent out his dude models with giant fire bushes sitting on their heads. This is the future of beauty! Trust this.
Now if you'll excuse me, I must run out to get a couple of spiral perms, followed by a good hair soak in Phoebe Price's bathwater.
Source: Style.com
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Submitted by xxyxz on June 29, 2008 - 1:45am.
you forgot your br... nevermind... night, xx!
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"Well, here I'm rollin' down another sunny highway, been in the sun too long.
I'm goin' coconuts but at least I'm goin' my way.
I'll probably be here when that sun goes down."
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 29, 2008 - 12:39am.
Submitted by devilgirl on June 29, 2008 - 1:37am.
I once filled my friend's car with styrofoam packing peanuts when it was parked outside a bar. I know he was drunk because he drove home that way.
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Sounds comfy:)
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Submitted by Mr. President on June 29, 2008 - 1:44am.
WTF is the topic, again?
don't ask, it ain't pretty
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"Well, here I'm rollin' down another sunny highway, been in the sun too long.
I'm goin' coconuts but at least I'm goin' my way.
I'll probably be here when that sun goes down."
good night my fave whores and pimp pappas
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 29, 2008 - 1:39am.
You know you're drunk when you try walking down a flight of stairs while wearing a pair of roller skates. Been there.
~Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity..Barbara Stanwyck~
@Mr.President-Lol! It would have been a good defense, better than the actual Twinkie itself that he used. I think most crimes should be blamed on Seacrest, especially ones against humanity!
Oh good, I didn't scare away PSL. I must officially still be sober, then. Yeah, that's it.
WTF is the topic, again?
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Aubrey's headed to Broadway! She's going to show them how it's done.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 29, 2008 - 1:40am.
working?... you really need to talk to somebody to straighten that out... we can't have you working!
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"Well, here I'm rollin' down another sunny highway, been in the sun too long.
I'm goin' coconuts but at least I'm goin' my way.
I'll probably be here when that sun goes down."
@TeamV- God, that's a great idea, I will have to remember that next time!
The "twinkie defense". You mean he blamed his crimes on Ryan Seacrest?
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Aubrey's headed to Broadway! She's going to show them how it's done.
Submitted by Mr. President on June 29, 2008 - 12:39am.
angel i , the paps need sustenance. That means Brit. Without Britters, the pap universe implodes.
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O, I guess that's why I just assumed she was gonna be there.
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@ESE- I would like to ship my basement straight to HELL! But actually I kicked over a box that had thousands of those things in it on accident when I stumbled home earlier.
I'm here, I'm just waiting to get home and take my bong hits......been working
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"In a word or two, it's you I wanna do; no not your body your mind you fool..."
- Prince "Sexy Muthafucka"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 29, 2008 - 1:35am.
Actually, I know I'm drunk when the kind occifer helps me into the back of the car.
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I know I'm drunk cause I actually know what an "occifer" is. Also explains the handcuffs you seem to wake up with after a booze hound night. lol
~Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity..Barbara Stanwyck~
Submitted by devilgirl on June 29, 2008 - 1:37am.
I once filled my friend's car with styrofoam packing peanuts when it was parked outside a bar. I know he was drunk because he drove home that way.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
My grandmother always said that Twinkies made people go mad. Anyone remember that murder case from years ago when the man used the "Twinkie" defense?
angel i , the paps need sustenance. That means Brit. Without Britters, the pap universe implodes.
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Aubrey's headed to Broadway! She's going to show them how it's done.
Submitted by devilgirl on June 29, 2008 - 1:38am.
and those styro packing peanuts that are flying all over my basement floor at the moment
where are you shipping your basement?
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"Well, here I'm rollin' down another sunny highway, been in the sun too long.
I'm goin' coconuts but at least I'm goin' my way.
I'll probably be here when that sun goes down."
and those styro packing peanuts that are flying all over my basement floor at the moment
Paparazzi and cockroaches? Isn't that redundant?
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by devilgirl on June 29, 2008 - 12:36am.
Maybe not even the cockroaches!
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But the Paps will need sustenance!
The Twinkies are for bait.
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At least they would be getting a full serving of proteins and veggies in their diets.
And cottage cheese!!!
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Aubrey's headed to Broadway! She's going to show them how it's done.
Maybe not even the cockroaches!
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 29, 2008 - 1:33am.
And Twinkies!!
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Devilgirl. He can tickle her cutlets while she nibbles on his carrot.
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Aubrey's headed to Broadway! She's going to show them how it's done.
Submitted by dead-actress on June 29, 2008 - 1:32am.
Actually, I know I'm drunk when the kind occifer helps me into the back of the car.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by devilgirl on June 29, 2008 - 1:31am.
Imagine if Carrot Top and Phoebe Price became an item?
the world would close in on itself and the only thing left would be Paparazzi and Cockroaches
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"Well, here I'm rollin' down another sunny highway, been in the sun too long.
I'm goin' coconuts but at least I'm goin' my way.
I'll probably be here when that sun goes down."
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 29, 2008 - 1:30am.
My spelling actually improves when I'm drunk. Dancing too.
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Sooooo....
So you know you're drunk when you win first prize at the fucking spelling bee and the dance contest. Forget the breathalizer! Shiiiit!
~Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity..Barbara Stanwyck~
Submitted by dead-actress on June 29, 2008 - 12:29am.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 29, 2008 - 1:15am.
what do we have here?
drunks, drunks and more drunks...
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Define drunk. To me it's when I cover one eye thinking the double vision problem will be solved. lol
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lol I cross my eyes.
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Imagine if Carrot Top and Phoebe Price became an item?
Submitted by dead-actress on June 29, 2008 - 1:27am.
My spelling actually improves when I'm drunk. Dancing too.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Did I scare away PSL? I was kidding about the whole elegant thing, reallly. I'm no dmitri douche, honest!!!
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Aubrey's headed to Broadway! She's going to show them how it's done.
Tanks, ESE! You got it.
It's a big job but somebody's gotta do it.
Seriously tho, I'm not a stoner - I'm a neo-hippy.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 29, 2008 - 1:15am.
what do we have here?
drunks, drunks and more drunks...
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Define drunk. To me it's when I cover one eye thinking the double vision problem will be solved. lol
~Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity..Barbara Stanwyck~
Submitted by Mr. President on June 29, 2008 - 1:27am.
it's all about goals, man!... all about goals
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"Well, here I'm rollin' down another sunny highway, been in the sun too long.
I'm goin' coconuts but at least I'm goin' my way.
I'll probably be here when that sun goes down."
Ah, ESE, the same way I'm trying to bury Coors by drinking all their beer. Very strategic.
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Aubrey's headed to Broadway! She's going to show them how it's done.
Submitted by angel_i on June 29, 2008 - 1:08am.
Whew! Thanks:) and to all you other alkies as well... I'll try to think slurry.
Honestly, I don't know how you guys type and drink. I've tried it and it takes SO long...I have to type every word 7 times to get it right.
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Spelling doesn't matter..making sense...even less. So, keep drinking. lol
~Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity..Barbara Stanwyck~
Submitted by Mr. President on June 29, 2008 - 1:22am.
You're a stoner, Angel?!!!?
she's just burning as much of it as she can to get it out of circulation
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"Well, here I'm rollin' down another sunny highway, been in the sun too long.
I'm goin' coconuts but at least I'm goin' my way.
I'll probably be here when that sun goes down."
He maybe weird looking but he's got beautiful red hair.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Yeah baby...yeah!
We have drunks stoners and a pill popper
You're a stoner, Angel?!!!?
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Aubrey's headed to Broadway! She's going to show them how it's done.
Hulk tucks her in, alright. Barf.
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Aubrey's headed to Broadway! She's going to show them how it's done.
Submitted by Mr. President on June 29, 2008 - 1:13am.
These dudes are doing a good job of tucking it in. Puts Brooke hogan to shame.
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I heard Papa Hogan's been working on that issue.
~Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity..Barbara Stanwyck~
Submitted by Mr. President on June 29, 2008 - 12:13am.
These dudes are doing a good job of tucking it in.
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Not so much Mr. Technicolor Wang-Bone and #4 has big balls? I'm ashamed to say that I think the one with a straight-up vagina is the hottest.
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What made you think that, PSL? Was it when I called you elegant and told you I was a "real catch".
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Aubrey's headed to Broadway! She's going to show them how it's done.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 29, 2008 - 1:15am.
hey! take that back!.... i'm inebriated!
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"Well, here I'm rollin' down another sunny highway, been in the sun too long.
I'm goin' coconuts but at least I'm goin' my way.
I'll probably be here when that sun goes down."
Submitted by xxyxz on June 29, 2008 - 1:09am.
OMG!!! TV Dead-actress and ESE
*takes bra off*
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*flashing boobs right back* Hello, sweet girl!*composes self* *sipping drink* *loading derringer*
~Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity..Barbara Stanwyck~
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 29, 2008 - 1:15am.
Am not!
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 29, 2008 - 12:15am.
what do we have here?
drunks, drunks and more drunks...
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and a stoner:)
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