Saturday, June 28th 2008

Carrot Top Chic

It was only a matter of time before someone would be inspired by the extreme sexiness of Carrot Top. John Galliano showed his Spring '09 shit in Milan Paris today and sent out his dude models with giant fire bushes sitting on their heads. This is the future of beauty! Trust this.

Now if you'll excuse me, I must run out to get a couple of spiral perms, followed by a good hair soak in Phoebe Price's bathwater.

Source: Style.com

Thanks Philip

Posted by: Michael K


Okay, I love fashion and the gay men that go with it, as much as the next, but that she is just toooo fruity. If I ever saw one of my guy friends trying to rock that kind of style, I would be like WTF?

But maybe someone like Mika can pull it off. There is a place in fashioh for everyone I suppose.

Devans00's picture

Good googly moogly.

parkrangerpete's picture

Ah yes, we ran into the Carrangutan Top in the jungle

Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs

woodhorse's picture

Delightful MizRo~

CT might be the sweetest thang in the world but he's got the strange going on.

Saw him on Regis once and I didn't get a single joke he told and he seemed to like it that way.

Strange.

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helly's picture

Well, balance is finally achieved. For decades skinny girls on the catwalk have been made absolutely ridiculous by well meaning but totally fried gay designers, now they've finally started doing it to the boys.

Still, I can see that in a few years we'll yawn at this - Clockwork Orange chic.

It's funny, but as we plunge into the future, non of the "futuristic" visions of designers have really come to pass. Instead we get this make up heavy street theater 70s thing.

Shouldn't the future of men's fashion be a "California Grooms" thing? I'd like to see that, What do men really want to wear to their wedding?

MizRo's picture

woodhorse: back for a bit, not here often either; my new job firmly discourages access to D.
You're never an empty human being, my sweet. Never.

Oh and re:CT. He's always disgusted me. Pre-roids and gads of make-up.

is the person on the right supposed to be carrot top?!?! if so he looks like he had six teeth pulled out and refused to take the steroids. i caught a glimpse of the thumbnails and all i can say is HELL NO!

Noelegy's picture

The giant fuzzy pastel fedoras...I cannot handle it, it is killing me...

woodhorse's picture

Hey MizRo your hot self!! I am going to school full-time and working overtime. I'm an empty human being right now.. I don't get to read all the clever people very often but it's good to see you.

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Some equally silly swimwear from other summer collections:
http://www.latimes.com/features/lifestyle/la-ig-hunks29-2008jun29-pg,0,6...
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Am I missing something, or is this guy missing his, um, wedding tackle?

Suki's picture

Wow...I find better stuff at Goodwill.

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Well, the good news is there's no competition when it comes to this hot piece.

GO TEAM CARROT TOP!

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

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Submitted by joielee on June 28, 2008 - 7:57pm.
Oh,no!These clothes look so funny!I don"t like them.LCT"profile have been seen on millionaire dating site
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How DARE you spill my secret. Biotch.

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Lucy Goosey's picture

Am I to understand that Bozo the Clown couture will be next seasons' "must have" fashions?

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I finally looked at the thumnails and I think Stevie Wonder could have done a better job putting together a collection of clothes. I wonder if sometimes designers just do shit like this to see if people will call it "brilliant" and "innovative", all the while laughing at the fools saying such things.

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What in all that's holy is that garbage?

M.K. this is what I wake up to on a Sunday morning?

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I bet 325643 yes-people gave Galliano a rimjob over how "exquisite" this line was. This shit is not art or high fashion, it's a stupid, hideous nightmare.

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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!

To enhance his beautiful features, of course.

chefcammi's picture

why does CT wear makeup?

I'm "kind of" evil

MizRo's picture

woodhorse? My beloved woodhorse?
Grand to have you here this AM; I've missed thee.

woodhorse's picture

Since when did flamboyant gays need help being flamboyant? I would not have thought there would be money in selling water to a river.

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MizRo's picture

Frazzle rock!! *laughing*
Seriously....

TheBreakdown's picture

Galliano should be shot, then stabbed for this bullshit.

You won't see a human I know sportin' this frazzle rock fashion!

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MizRo's picture

Oh right...

Bozo the Clown should sue on the hair infringement premise.

Seriuosly, CT looks frightening and thanks heavens this "couture" for men is relegated to the runways.

I keep hoping that when I come back I won't see Carrot Top and his evil gaze any longer. It's creeping me out, even in the daytime.

LunaChick's picture

One word - Why????

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DisabledMess's picture

YankeesDaily

Now that's scary.

@Parker- Malachi totally, to this day, creeps me out. I had forgotten about the "Malachi" whisper. That dark headed dude that was the leader was right up there with Malachi on the freak charts. I totally imagine kids are like that anyway.

Chris Ecclestons Concubine's picture

God, Galliano is a hack. I can always tell when something is his. It always looks like an emotionally disturbed chimp threw a bunch of things together. Why did they ever hire that idiot?

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Submitted by devilgirl on June 29, 2008 - 2:22am.

HA, infrizzment! He resembles that evil Malachi from Children of the Corn.
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HA, infrizzment! He resembles that evil Malachi from Children of the Corn.

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Carrot Top needs to sue for copyright infrizzment

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Hi Sky long time no see..

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Nite, angel and Mr. Prez.

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Submitted by angel_i on June 29, 2008 - 2:04am.

smoke.. er.. sleep well, angel!

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"Well, here I'm rollin' down another sunny highway, been in the sun too long.
I'm goin' coconuts but at least I'm goin' my way.
I'll probably be here when that sun goes down."

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Submitted by SkyBitch
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You're avvie is so hot. I know it's not new, it's just always nice to see it.

And my eyes are so droopy. Nite:)

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SKYB!!!... where the hell have you been?.. strike that, i don't think i wanna know!LOL!

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"Well, here I'm rollin' down another sunny highway, been in the sun too long.
I'm goin' coconuts but at least I'm goin' my way.
I'll probably be here when that sun goes down."

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Night, Mr. Prez, D-A, ESE, TV and y'all...
Sleep tight. Don't let the trolls and twats and cockroaches and midgets and paps bite!

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Hey strangers! :)

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Submitted by Mr. President on June 29, 2008 - 1:59am

later, Mr. Prez!

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"Well, here I'm rollin' down another sunny highway, been in the sun too long.
I'm goin' coconuts but at least I'm goin' my way.
I'll probably be here when that sun goes down."

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I love Kellie Pickler. Happy Birthday you big chested angel. I don't care if you think Europe is a country. Minor details.
I'm going to sleep now. Bye y'all.

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Submitted by Mr. President on June 29, 2008 - 1:55am.
I'm still in better shape than that Galliano dude was when he designed this shit.

i would've just gone out on stage and thrown up... then again, i'm a perfomance artist... still, i think it would've been better

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"Well, here I'm rollin' down another sunny highway, been in the sun too long.
I'm goin' coconuts but at least I'm goin' my way.
I'll probably be here when that sun goes down."

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I'm still in better shape than that Galliano dude was when he designed this shit.

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Submitted by Mr. President on June 29, 2008 - 12:52am.
I think hese models have destroyed whatever political career they might have had.
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Or, at least, their chances on America's Next Most Smartest Model.

Am I sleepy? Almost:)

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Mr. President's picture

I think hese models have destroyed whatever political career they might have had.

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Submitted by xxyxz on June 29, 2008 - 1:45am.
good night my fave whores and pimp pappas
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Goodnight, sweet girl. *kisses*

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Submitted by xxyxz on June 29, 2008 - 12:45am.
good night my fave whores and pimp pappas
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So you jes walk in the bar, take off your bra, hang around and pop pills and then leave? Nice:)
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That's what I call a soulmate, right there.

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Submitted by xxyxz on June 29, 2008 - 1:45am.

Nite, xx, always great to see them! I mean you! Great to see you!

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 29, 2008 - 1:37am.
Paparazzi and cockroaches? Isn't that redundant?
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Submitted by xxyxz on June 29, 2008 - 12:45am.
good night my fave whores and pimp pappas
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So you jes walk in the bar, take off your bra, hang around and pop pills and then leave? Nice:)

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