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Duck! There's a crackie bomb head our way! Actually, it's a piece of gum, but it's been inside Wino's mouth which means it's a crackie bomb. Wino launched her gum at the audience during her set at Glastonbury today. Expect to see that little jewel on eBay. That's not funny, because Hazmat should have rushed in and confiscated that toxic shit.
Wino was back to her old tricks tonight! During her set, she shouted Blaaake a million times and told the crowd he's getting out in to weeks. Bitch doesn't know what she's talking about. She could say that water is wet and I still wouldn't believe her crackie ass. When Wino mentioned Blaaaake, the crowd booed and she responded, "Don't boo. I'll find your phone and ring your mum and tell them about your bad manners. Manners cost you nothing."
The best part was when Wino went into the audience and elbowed a bitch and then tried to punch their ass. Luckily, Steve from Jerry Springer was there to break it up. Seriously, that dude looks just like Steve.
Wino also told the audience to get ready for Jay-Z and to be "grateful they weren't getting Kanye West as he is a cunt." Kanye is going to rip his Macbook Air to shreds while responding to that comment.
Below is the video of Wino having a crackie scuffle with an audience member. She really should have slapped the audience bitch with her crackhive instead. That ho would've been out cold.
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Atta girl!
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Amazing...I seemed to see she had a personal account on the wealthy dating club RICHLOVING.COM for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. Her blog was updated very often. Lots of guys joined in her friend circle there.
The clinic or rehab or IV drips or ice pops, whatever, it's obviously done her good, because she can see clearly now, and sees how DOUCHEY Kanye West is! WOOT.
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there are THINGS growing in yonder crackhive, evil things, like what you read in a Stephen King novel. in fact I bet he calls his next book CrackHive!
I'm scurred!!
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Submitted by jussayin on June 29, 2008 - 11:32am.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 29, 2008 - 11:11am
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LMAO That was probably the only compliment her crackybrain could come up with. Most of us can do better than elevate one by denigrating another, but there's no tellin' what goes on in the crackyhive.
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Submitted by Kizzy on June 29, 2008 - 11:11am.
Well, you gotta admit, Kanye is a whiny little bitch
...lol I said that 2 pages ago. I don't deny the bitchassness of Kanye
but Amy Crackwhore is the last one to be talking smack
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
I love her! She's all over the place lol
Submitted by Kizzy on June 29, 2008 - 4:08pm.
Britney gets a lot of hate rather than sympathy, because she started pulling her fuckups after she had kids. Flashing her beat-up snatch, always going out every night, etc. when she had babies at home. That has a lot to do with it. Amy's just fucking up her own life, not dragging her kids down with her.
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Excatly. Unfitney has two children, a two year old & a 1 year old. Instead of being a MOTHER, she'd rather be a fuck up.
At least Amy is ruining her own life & not the lifes of two innocent children, who, quite frankly deserve BETTER.
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Submitted by Kizzy on June 29, 2008 - 9:11am.
HELL YES to that. Kanye is a douche.
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Submitted by jussayin on June 29, 2008 - 11:08am.
Well, you gotta admit, Kanye is a whiny little bitch.
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Submitted by Mr. President on June 29, 2008 - 11:02am.
When Jared Leto punched a fan, he was rightly denounced as an asshole. But when Amy does it, it's all "Oh, poor Amy". I don't care if it's the drugs or not. Drugs are no excuse for asshole behavior, and only a complete fucking asshole would punch a fan in the face.
Especially a fan that PAID to see you!
Submitted by applehead on June 29, 2008 - 10:38am.
Well said, this is why I skip Paris Hilton posts, but thanks to Michael K, I have to respect her latest donation, even if done as a media ho...ugh.
Wise up Winehouse, you have talent, makes me wonder if her beehive is covering a hole in her head.
I can't wait to ignore Kanye's response!
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how is it HS to say, don't call my man a cunt ok...
if he said don't call my man a cunt you fucking bony slag crack whore, though...lol
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Submitted by applehead on June 29, 2008 - 10:58am
Britney gets a lot of hate rather than sympathy, because she started pulling her fuckups after she had kids. Flashing her beat-up snatch, always going out every night, etc. when she had babies at home. That has a lot to do with it. Amy's just fucking up her own life, not dragging her kids down with her.
With the suicide of either Britney's Grandma or Aunt, I can't remember which, that is a clear indication there are some mental illness issues in that family. I don't think Britney was a true addict, that was just part of her greater mental illness. The 2 often go hand-in-hand.
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When Jared Leto punched a fan, he was rightly denounced as an asshole. But when Amy does it, it's all "Oh, poor Amy". I don't care if it's the drugs or not. Drugs are no excuse for asshole behavior, and only a complete fucking asshole would punch a fan in the face.
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on June 29, 2008 - 10:44am.
Bravo, applehead! But it's just so upsetting -- she's way more talented than Shitney, so let's forgive her anything & blame everyone & everything in her poor, tortured life. (Insert HUGE eye roll here!)
You hit the nail on the head there. That's why I normally don't read about her...the irony of the sympathy she gets vs. Shitney, who MAY be bi polar NOT a drug addict, is just ridiculous to me. Britney can't sing to save her life (my opinion) but I don't think she deserves all the hate she gets. She didn't put herself into showbiz at a young age, her parents did that. And at a young age, it can be a powerful drug, the fame and fortune...
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on June 29, 2008 - 10:44am.
For reals! I do lurve that song, and I do want her to get better, but no way has her life been as fucked up as Britney's. It's readily apparent Amy's doing this to herself. Yes, Amy's dad was an asshole, flaunting affairs in front of the kids, and things weren't "picture perfect," but to blame her parents IS a cop-out. Britney's parents, on the other hand, have a LOT to do with why she's so fucked up, Lynne especially.
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Submitted by jussayin on June 29, 2008 - 10:44am.
...she thinks it's "cool" or something. but at the very least make sure your shit don't stink before you say anything about anyone else's shit...
her shit reeks to high heaven, and she don't have shit on Kanye.
And Jay should defend his boy, so he's a pussy bitch too...
Now, I defer about Jay sticking up for Kanye. That seems to get high schoolish to me. Jay is in his late 30's and Kanye is a grown man as well. (not to mention Kanye can be cuntish too~she just doesn't have the "right" to say it with all of her skeletons) Why should Jay lower himself to even answer to her comment, ya know? It's not like a east coast-west coast kind of beef. (if that makes sense)
Submitted by applehead on June 29, 2008 - 10:40am.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 29, 2008 - 10:38am.
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Exactly so. I don't think she believes she has a bad problem, either. I think it's going to be worse when Blaaaaaaake gets out, he's obviously just as much of a junkie as she is.
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Bravo, applehead! But it's just so upsetting -- she's way more talented than Shitney, so let's forgive her anything & blame everyone & everything in her poor, tortured life. (Insert HUGE eye roll here!)
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...she thinks it's "cool" or something. but at the very least make sure your shit don't stink before you say anything about anyone else's shit...
her shit reeks to high heaven, and she don't have shit on Kanye.
And Jay should defend his boy, so he's a pussy bitch too...
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Amen, applehead.
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Free Blake!
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Submitted by Kizzy on June 29, 2008 - 10:38am.
The thing of it is, she's needs to realize she has a problem before she can be helped. I don't think she thinks she does?!
Also, I'll save my sympathy for kids that have cancer, not enough food, or nowhere to sleep at night. Somebody that chooses to start doing drugs in there 20's that seemed to have the world by the tail.....not so much.
Arrgghh, this is why I usually skip over anything written about her, much less the blogs about her...she pisses me off
Submitted by jussayin on June 29, 2008 - 10:23am.
I don't want to go to rehab. Nobody has tried to make me go, and I think it's due to my affinity for her song. Granted I'm not on crack, heroin, or coke, like she is.
I hope she gets better, and having the habits she does, it looks like the long-term rehab that Hohan did would be a good idea for Amy. But, even after that, Hohan slipped, so I'm not sure how well that actually worked. I think going from a sloppy and barely functioning performer to a functional user that has their shit together would be a good improvement.
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Submitted by jussayin on June 29, 2008 - 10:23am.
DITTO.
This stupid twat apparently thinks her shit don't stink. I'm not a fan of how Kanye acts, but he does care about giving a good performance and his fans. I read the WHOLE rant somewhere else, and the band before him ran an hour late...there's always more to a story then just what a blog choses to post of a story...
That's all.
Me thinks "Back to Black" will be the last album she ever makes......or at least the last good album. She has Janis Joplin written all over her stupid drug infested ass!
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even when Kanye is at his worse behavior he's still a better role model than this cracked out overrated whore! this slag has no reason to be so nasty.
if I were Kanye I'd yawn at this bitch, dang, he was in a car accident and still has all his teeth, and so he's brimming with overconfident insecurity, he doesn't seem to be an obvious druggie, his music actually contains some inspiration, and he believes in himself, his ability to succeed and works damn hard!
what the fuck this slag do for anyone? sing a song about not going to rehab?!? when she looks like she pisses on herself regularly and don't know the meaning of water nor soap? Puh-leeze...eat a dick Amy Crackhouse and shut the fuck up. better yet, dry out before you talk smack about anyone else!
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Not only do I not care about who she is, I prefer not to hear anything about her.
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Sadly, to say, my beautiful friend, Tigerlily.... yes, Blaaaaaaaake is going free as off July 10. And Jesus will weep.
Anyhoo, enough with the gloom, here's another one of Winehouse's shambolic performances at Glasto 2008:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTmWJ3NvwVc&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjKFyIQeHi0&feature=related
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I heard part of that concert on another video and her voice sounds horrible. I don't know if it's the crack she's smoking or they're using that voice fixing system to clean up her recorded tracks but I'm shocked at how bad she sounds live. :(
Things I Learned From The 2008 Glastonbury Festival:
1. Amy Wino will smack a bitch if you get too close to her stash.
2. Jay-Z can do a cover of Wonderwall (I hope to God it was a remix, because that camel can't sing)
3. When the Wino calls Kanye West a cunt, you KNOW he's a cunt.
If Wino survives this year, I predict great things for this crackhead.
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ploppsicle: thanks for the info. And yes, Fuck Bush.
i was there! it was awesome!! amy winehouse was entertaining, although her performance was a complete shambles. jay z was fucking amazing, he took the piss out of noel gallagher's comment that hip hop was 'wrong' for glasto by opening with wonderwall... and got the hugest cheer when he rapped about us politics ending with 'fuck bush' and a huge pic of the twat. the best experience ever.
Triston, my fabulous vivant! *muah* Lovely to see you; I miss your daily smackdowns.
It's early morning and the loons are still mostly in bed; hence, the joy of posting without redundant idiocy.
Kanye is a cunt, but alas, JZ is cunty too, though not as obviously.
MizRo!!!!!
what kind of fuckery is this?!
And yes, Miss Crackhouse is right:
Kanye is s cunt
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Man, I can stagger, throw a punch and sing badly too...
I might be able to quit my day job!
Harry, ha ha ha!!
"Wino" and "genteel" in the same sentence?? Priceless.
She didn't really change the words to "Free Nelson Mandala" AT his barfday party, did she??? That would be the height of rude. That's DEFCON 5 on the rude scale.
And screw Blaaaake. He's an asshat. Throw away the key for that druggie jackass.
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Ya know, she's starting to grow on me.
Famous for her genteel stage presence, Ms. Winehouse spat at the audience, then cursed and rated them, but her fans politely returned the compliment by booing her appreciatively, tolerant of her slight eccentricity for the sake of her whiskey-alto voice, which may have deteriorated a bit, not that anyone was clean or sober enough to notice.
I think people know what they're getting into when they go to one of her shows. Most of them WANT a spectacle. It's not like anyone was expecting a night at the opera.
And please - if this was a male singer, known for onstage antics, would anyone really give a flying eff if he spit a piece of gum out?
It's really sad that she's so deep into drugs, and I do hope she turns it around. But no one is exactly outraged (or surprised) when a male rock performer does these things. Not condoning it, but haven't these unsavory elements ALWAYS been a part of that rock image?
"Sometimes evil drives a minivan."
Wino also told the audience to get ready for Jay-Z and to be "grateful they weren't getting Kanye West as he is a cunt." - Amy more Kanye hating please & less Blaaaaaaaaaaaake talk, OK?
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What can you say? She looked a little less like a singing corpse this time....only a very little though. Oh and there's no way that gum actually hit anyone, we watched it on the BBC and I am pretty sure it went on the stage...she doesn't have the ooomph to flob it properly!
I miss Amy sounding like her records though. Sad days
Amy, Amy, Amy. I guess if one were to be in the front few rows of one of her shows (if SHE shows) they'd have to prepare Gallagher-style? *getting tarp ready*
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gotDAMN this bitch is BEAT, but in other news, about fucking time Longhoria was knocked out the top post.
god, i wish crack would make me that....content. i need a new drug.
That clip was so horrible. Who fights fans in the audience? Dumb bitch...