Saturday, June 28th 2008
She's Lying
Eva LongWHORIA wants more privacy as much as I want another bad case of genital crabs. This attention whore has to be joking. Obviously, bitch hasn't learned how to read yet, because there's no way she would have the audacity to put that shit on if she knew what it said.
According to INO, you can buy this fugly shit for $50. Yeah, 50 clams for that rag. You can make it yourself with an old ass Haines t-shirt and some duct tape.
Here's LongWHORIA and Tony Porkme at lunch yesterday.
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I can make it 3rd St. in Quintana, TX (google smallest incorp town in TX and see their response to Round Top, those egomaniacs near Austin) for Eva, if you like, Sheeps. And if they have three streets.
Changed town after more exhaustive research. need nap.
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"The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions."~~~GC
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 28, 2008 - 4:12pm.
I agree. It's sad to think this big ol' world hasn't grown up enough to accept the fact that we are all different shades, ethnicities and backgrounds and embrace that rather than abhor it. People should be better, brighter and kinder than that.
She wants so much privacy she eats outside where paps can easily take pictures of her and her mentally challenged looking husband.
Justin B. on June 28, 2008 - 4:04pm.
ok, so the ugly mousy looking wetback...
- Uh, you might want to edit that racist bullshit.
Unless you are a racist...
Then I might suggest, no INSIST you leaving this site all together.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Submitted by BOBO on June 28, 2008 - 4:09pm.
I'm sorry for that.But it's my job.I have to do that for living.PLZ give me a hand and ask more friends to check out that site,it takes just few minutes.Sincerly your BOBO
Aww. That's tragic. I'm sorry for you and I hope your life brightens up eventually. Nobody deserves the life of having to be a spammer. NOBODY. :(
Whenever I (a movie star) want privacy, I go to an outdoor cafe on Third St. No one will ever find me there.---------------===
good point,I agree. however, this ugly brown cunt can't act for shit cunt with the big dent in her nose is NOT a movie star. She wishes. Movie stars actually make movies people want to go see. Not her crap. It does not matter though, no producer in their right mind will put her old ugly ass in another movie. maybe some indie shit that goes straight to DVD, like all her other "movies."
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 28, 2008 - 3:59pm.
Deb, I'm my own worst enemy, hence the reason why I keep a barf bag with me at ALL times. lol-gag-lol-gag-lol-choke-lol
Eva, try a bag over your face with two holes cut out for your eyes and one for your m--, no nix that, just the eyes, and keep your trap shut. THAT, my dear is ANON!
I'm sorry for that.But it's my job.I have to do that for living.PLZ give me a hand and ask more friends to check out that site,it takes just few minutes.Sincerly your BOBO
I'm sorry for that.But it's my job.I have to do that for living.PLZ give me a hand and ask more friends to check out that site,it takes just few minutes.Sincerly your BOBO
Jeez, this is stretching it even for a Saturady post, MK. You should have stopped while you were ahead.
Whenever I (a movie star) want privacy, I go to an outdoor cafe on Third St. No one will ever find me there.
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Am I missing something, or is this guy missing his, um, wedding tackle?
Dot, that needs to be your lead-in for the old copy/paste trick....and yes you grossed me out with that too. LOL.
Oh Waiter (finger snaps), I will have an ice cold bottle of bleach and a shot glass.
pleasethankyouverymuch...
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"The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions."~~~GC
Hey bitch! Quit your job, stay home more often and when you do go out wear a paper bag over your head.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 28, 2008 - 3:50pm.
Deb, no shit! LMAO! Here's one for the spamtards:
I eat shit, shit tastes yummy, shit is tasty when it gurgles in my tummy.
Well, I just grossed myself out with that.
Subject: In Eva I'm not a BELIEVA
@Dot, the fact that out of all the comments on this page and BoBo picks the "tossed salad" one I find to be the perfect irony...and extremely funny!!!
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"The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions."~~~GC
My T-Shirt SEZ: "Don't fucking fuck with me if you're a mother fucking fuck-faced douchebag fucking fucker. Otherwise, Howdy and welcome to my world! Won't you come on in? The bong is fired up, the beer is chillin', the music is blastin'. Fun times ahead!"
Of course, it helps to have enormous hooters to carry that whole thing off. *pout*
Submitted by Mr. President on June 28, 2008 - 3:34pm.
Mr. Pres, the BOBO spammer stole that material from CTH. Obviously all the tomfoolerists with their trickery dickery have run out of their own original material. So sad when that happens. :P
My shirt says Fuck off Eva
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
My tshirt says I want less of this dumb slag.
Http://www.ilovehaight.blogspot.com
This boring slapper bores me to tears. Why can't see just crawls back under the rock she came came from??
~♥~"Since I'm holding my son, I'm Not Gonna Belt In His Face!"~ Xtina to Larry King~♥~
~♥~"Oh My God! They've got little animals on their peepees, it's kinda funny ~Xtina~ ♥~
Submitted by BOBO on June 28, 2008 - 3:01pm.
There are salad tossing dating sites now? I shudder to think of what kinds of pictures are featured in the user profiles.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Someone please explain to me why she chooses to go out in public with her husband looking like a gutta-butt-trollip?
Please forward to Eva ASAP:
Dear Eva,
Don't sleep. There are still young, beautiful women out there who will take your man right from under you.
P.S. You haven't even been married a year.
Sincerely,
My Ass Crack
ginger chola... now that's a scary thought
booboo , get your own fucking jokes!
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by Mr. President on June 28, 2008 - 1:43pm.
Don't worry, Eva. After your lame-ass show is canceled and your career tanks, you can have all the privacy you want.
OOPS, June Star beat me to it. LOL
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shit, EVERYBODY beat me to that.
Good, BOBO, very good! Your English has improved greatly since gracing this site with your cut-and-pastings.
Don't worry, Eva; you'll have your privacy back. Desperate Housewives is not long for this world and will be canceled faster than you can say "Eva who?"
Props to BOBO for spamming on topic! Gotta ♥ that!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Lol @ bobo
I think this is the first time a spamtard has made me laugh
I ((heart)) BOBO
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"The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions."~~~GC
Hey Eva, go to Kansas and work at McDonald's if you want more privacy. I am sick to death of celebs bitching about attention and their right to privacy. Waaah waaah waaah.
Go work for minimum wage and shut your pie hole.
Submitted by christine the hoff
More like Madam Toussards and on the wax, HUGELY busommed body of a cholaface with ginger hair....
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"The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions."~~~GC
Nope, she only wants more attention.
V-A-C-A-T-I-O-N ... in the summertime
LOL
it will belong in the Smithsonian.
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by christine the hoff on June 28, 2008 - 2:51pm.
Rubbing off on me? oohhh, sexy times, I better go wash up.
Noooo. Save that Monika Lewinsky dress type stain as evidence that MK does the sexay times with the occasional vagina carrier. I will worship and scrape and bow if you can get that! lol
Rubbing off on me? oohhh, sexy times, I better go wash up.
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin
If Gawker has "The Commies" I suggest we have "The Snarkies"... we could put ImpVixen in charge of submissions...hahahahaha.
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"The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions."~~~GC
CTH:
EEEK!
hahahhahhhaa
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"In a word or two, it's you I wanna do; no not your body your mind you fool..."
- Prince "Sexy Muthafucka"
Submitted by christine the hoff on June 28, 2008 - 2:43pm.
Christine the hoff, MK is rubbing off on you. That was fucking hilarity!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 28, 2008 - 1:45pm.
thanks.
been watching WAY too much George Carlin on youtube.
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by christine the hoff on June 28, 2008 - 11:43am.
she can show up at the opening of my ass and toss my salad.
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91. The first reaction to everything you read is...should I change my siggy?
she can show up at the opening of my ass and toss my salad.
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin
BRADIFUL BITCH
(loved the Heigl)
I AM 6" AWAY FROM BEING TYRA BANKS!
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"The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions."~~~GC
If you're wearing a shirt that says "I Want More Privacy," then you are a liar AND an attention whore. We already know Eva is both...NEXT!
DebFrmHell on June 28, 2008 - 2:25pm
hahahahahahaha....
"I'm not desperate, I was born this way."
"I'm an Emmy away from being Katherine Heigl"
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 28, 2008 - 1:28pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on June 28, 2008 - 1:21pm.
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She'd show up at the opening of one of the fissures on my cracked heel!
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Hell Mrs. K, she would definitely "cum" for that.
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"The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions."~~~GC
She must mean that she wants more privacy on the days when she goes out without five layers of make-up on. Other than that, she could care less about privacy.
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Submitted by christine the hoff on June 28, 2008 - 1:21pm.
oh fuck her, she's so full of shit, she'd show up at the opening of a walgreens.
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She'd show up at the opening of one of the fissures on my cracked heel!
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Near the end, "Sir, you kill my children with this price."
LOL you guys!
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin
Bradiful,
hahahaahaaa.
I am with this Ho!-->
Tonys Tee
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"The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions."~~~GC
Hahahaha wow...this is turning into the likes of a CAPTION THIS contest.
Sucks for Eva, err, no it doesn't. She's just born that f*cked up.
~Sir Kevinalot is not young enough to know everything~