She's Lying

funny, they misspelled "publicity" on her shirt

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"Well, here I'm rollin' down another sunny highway, been in the sun too long.
I'm goin' coconuts but at least I'm goin' my way.
I'll probably be here when that sun goes down."

bradiful
fuck the food network

www.egullet.com
learn to cook from people who know what the fuck they're doing.
serious, home chefs. you cannot believe the food, from all corners of the world.

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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin

christine the hoff on June 28, 2008 - 6:29pm

Me too...

I rarely if ever go out for Italian anymore.
As much as I have come to loathe the Food Network, I have learned and through trial and error a lot of the methods to cooking.
I don't even buy jarred pasta sauces anymore.

?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"

Mike
it's ridick! seven bucks for a fucking grilled cheese and fries???
And I agree, I personally find cooking relaxing and rewarding.
then again, my dad was a chef....

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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin

Submitted by Sheeps on June 28, 2008 - 6:24pm.
hahahaha. But you might punch out the customers.

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I'd just blow chunks in their toast.

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Happy Birthday Kellie. Hot stuff.

Submitted by Mr. President on June 28, 2008 - 5:20pm.
For the poor, deprived Dreamy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lv6Cr5LZStE&feature=related

THANKS! Brings back old memories!

Submitted by christine the hoff on June 28, 2008 - 6:29pm.

Word. You'd be surprised by the number of people who can't or just won't cook, though. Pathetic. I could be a billionaire and I'd still be preparing at least some of my own meals.

We got this joint called melt?
all they sell is grilled cheese and fries.
grilled cheese with ham, bacon, onion,spinach, mushrooms
and it's wildly popular. go figure. a fucking grillled cheese.
maybe it's just me, but I like to eat stuff out that I can't make at home too easy.

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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin

Re: the shirt

I went to the maker's site, and I'm not getting the connect between breast cancer awareness and privacy.

Submitted by Mr. President on June 28, 2008 - 3:22pm.
Toast. Finally, a restaurant where I would be qualified to work as a chef.

hahahaha. But you might punch out the customers.

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Am I missing something, or is this guy missing his, um, wedding tackle?

fifty bucks for a stupid fukking T-shirt.
why, my favorite T-shirt was fifty cents at a yard sale.
it's Eric Cartmen, and it says "screw you guys."
I enjoy wearing it to work.
that,and my mr hankie shirt.
oh, yeah, and I got a scrub that says bellvue psyco unit on the back.
come to think of it, I have some cool shirts.
I have one with ralphie wiggums with his finger up his nose, says pick me. lol.

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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin

Toast. Finally, a restaurant where I would be qualified to work as a chef.

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Happy Birthday Kellie. Hot stuff.

Submitted by anorexicfatty on June 28, 2008 - 2:09pm.

Mmmmm, toast. Wait... a Corona on toast....

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Am I missing something, or is this guy missing his, um, wedding tackle?

And 50 bucks for a moronic t-shirt? The hell?!

I should open a store in hollyweird, celebs will buy just about everyting. I'd get filthy rich!

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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."

Aaack, post something new, MK!
Can't stand seeing this ho every fucking time I hit "refresh"!

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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."

Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 28, 2008 - 6:00pm.

Mr Pres, who is Kellie HotStuff?? Inquiring minds....
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Birthday girl Kellie Pickler. Yeah, I have weird taste in women.

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Happy Birthday Kellie. Hot stuff.

Mr Pres, who is Kellie HotStuff?? Inquiring minds....

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"The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions."~~~GC

@DAE-No Duran Duran? OMG! I was in love with John Taylor! They were almost the personafication of the 80's. You never heard Hungry like the Wolf, Rio, Girls on Film? Go and buy a greatests hits of them now and listen!

i thought it was kim k. at first

save a heart, break a penis.

you spelled hanes wrong

save a heart, break a penis.

Submitted by its six thirty ... on June 28, 2008 - 5:45pm.

HAHA. No offense, six thirty. I guess I can't help being a smug Red Sox fan.
If you're curious to see what I mean, click on the link below from last season. And yes, that was DURING a game that was actually being played.

http://www.faniq.com/blog/Marlins-5-National-4-Fans-3-Blog-4170
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Happy Birthday Kellie. Hot stuff.

DreamyAguileraEyes on June 28, 2008 - 5:18pm.

I don't know if I should be admitting this but - I've never heard a DD song. Ever.

-OMG! *thud*

You live in the UK and have never heard a Duran Duran song?
Do you know any Roxy Music? Bryan Ferry?

I'm just surprised DAE, but I think you probably have heard DD and didn't know it was them.....

?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"

I'd still do her!

YankeesDaily

Submitted by Mr. President on June 28, 2008 - 1:02pm.
If she really wanted privacy, she'd go to a Florida Marlins baseball game. She'd have the place pretty much to herself.

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Ouch. that hurts and were not doing half bad this year. DAMNIT.

Its 4:20. Do you know where your weed is?

DAE????? Never heard a Duran Duran? You poor child....

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"The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions."~~~GC

Thank you, Mike! People with Spanish surnames have been in Texas longer than there has been a state or republic of Texas, OH the HUMANITY. SHIT this post needs to be KNOCKED OUT NOW before this site sinks in all the asscrack stupidity.

If she wants more privacy than stop running around to all the Hollywood dives where the paps are, don't wear a fucking stupid t-shirt stating it and don't hang out with the people who are pap magnets in Hollywood, and most of all: STFU!

Submitted by UFLauren on June 28, 2008 - 5:24pm.

I CAN'T STAND THIS CHOLA! SHE NEEDS TO HOP THE FENCE BACK TO MEXICO (or she could hop the fence back to Canada or go to any foreign country, for that matter. Maybe Guam would be good. I just don't want to be subjected to her dumb ass anymore).

I can't stand her either, but I think her family has been in Texas for generations. Not everyone with a Hispanic surname is new to the U.S.

ughg...this beer-dranking is bubbling up ugly facts I can't believe I remember about this skanky horbag -- JESSUCA SIMPSON IS HER BFF -- at least BFF for media purposes! SEE, 'Justin'! Even white blodn daddyfuckin' Jess Simp loves her some Famewhoria! Get with the program, bubba!

I CAN'T STAND THIS CHOLA! SHE NEEDS TO HOP THE FENCE BACK TO MEXICO (or she could hop the fence back to Canada or go to any foreign country, for that matter. Maybe Guam would be good. I just don't want to be subjected to her dumb ass anymore).

'Never mess with a chick with lip liner, no lipstick'

Tony P looks retarded and has self esteem problems to marry this whore. She advertised that she was his sex teacher and publicly cut his balls off and put them on a platter for the world to see. He was stupid to have ever married her. She has self esteem problems too. Didn't her daddy call her something like Baby Ugly?

♫ My pants are so tight, I think I'm going to cry and write a song about it, but my eyeliner will run, get my bangs and scarf wet, which will make me want to write another song... ♫

I can't stand her. I hate those L'Oreal ads with her. Argrrh. She looks so dumb.

She wants my foot up her culo is more like it.

For the poor, deprived Dreamy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lv6Cr5LZStE&feature=related

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Happy Birthday Kellie. Hot stuff.

MK, please come home from the NYC festivities and give us something new. Methinks this is going to be a very long weekend.

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"The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions."~~~GC

She really is pretty ugly. Don't worry honey, we are all more than glad to give you your privacy. We would love to never see your ugly face and scrawny-ass body again! LOL!

Submitted by Mr. President on June 28, 2008 - 10:10pm.

Don't you regreat not paying more attention in geography. Nah, me neither.

Mr. Prez, if there's one thing I know for sure it's this - Trust the music makers, they'll fuck you good. (very, very good actually ;o) )

I don't know if I should be admitting this but - I've never heard a DD song. Ever.

~♥~"Since I'm holding my son, I'm Not Gonna Belt In His Face!"~ Xtina to Larry King~♥~

~♥~"Oh My God! They've got little animals on their peepees, it's kinda funny ~Xtina~ ♥~

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 28, 2008 - 5:04pm.
I love your avvie!! Makes me remember when one of the UK BB contestants said she thought Rio de Janeiro was a person, not a place.
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Dreamy, wait a minute. You mean Rio is a city and not a person? But Duran Duran said that Rio is a woman. That's the last time I take the word of musicians over that of my teachers.

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Happy Birthday Kellie. Hot stuff.

Sheeps, I THOUGHT she was at fucking Toast!
Loser "wants privacy" ,but goes to Toast? What an asshole.

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".......and a taste of love is worse than none at all...."
-Smokey Robinson and The Miracles

Submitted by Mr. President on June 28, 2008 - 10:01pm.

I love your avvie!! Makes me remember when one of the UK BB contestants said she thought Rio de Janeiro was a person, not a place.

~♥~"Since I'm holding my son, I'm Not Gonna Belt In His Face!"~ Xtina to Larry King~♥~

~♥~"Oh My God! They've got little animals on their peepees, it's kinda funny ~Xtina~ ♥~

If she really wanted privacy, she'd go to a Florida Marlins baseball game. She'd have the place pretty much to herself.

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Happy Birthday Kellie. Hot stuff.

what do u mean by ANOTHER bad case of genital crabs?!!?
btw....i agree with the longwhoria post:)

Submitted by . on June 28, 2008 - 2:17pm.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 28, 2008 - 4:12pm.

I agree. It's sad to think this big ol' world hasn't grown up enough to accept the fact that we are all different shades, ethnicities and backgrounds and embrace that rather than abhor it. People should be better, brighter and kinder than that.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?

AhahahahahahhAHAHAHahahaha!!!
What it really says is "Attention whore"

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Surfing the apocalypse.

Tony looks like a giant sitting on that chair, he makes her look like a midget

the shirt is not for us or the paps. it is for tony. he keeps following her around.

he says, "eva. we are married. we live in the same house. it is normal that we see each other every day."

she just doesn't listen...

p.s. to eva... such shirts work better if you hand scrawl them with a black magic marker. oh. and if you also don't leap in front of photographers. :)

Eva's from Corpus Christi, down on the third coast.

We are getting into summer temps here, around 100 everyday. nice and toasty. me? inside sucking on a Diet Coke at a very pleasant 75 degrees...LOL

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"The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions."~~~GC

oh fucking great, now the inbred racists are crawling out -- time for a new post, meanwhile I'll suckle on my delicious Negra Modelo beer courtesy of some fine Mexican brew masters.

& yes, Justin B: Don't you have a "hot blond" cousin in need of diddling? Run along now and pass those precious mutant genes of yours, can't be too careful trying to avoid a tan baby now can you?

Submitted by Justin B. on June 28, 2008 - 3:04pm.
ok, so the ugly mousy looking wetback with the big ugly dent in her nose "wants more privacy," so the stupid cunt eats OUTSIDE on the sidewalk? Yep, makes sense to me. and to Eva, your show sucks, the ratings suck, your movies BOMB! the last one tanked, like they ALL do because YOU are box office poison, nobody wants to see your spick cellulite ridden ass in a movie...
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TAKE YOUR RACIST BULLSHIT ELSEWHERE!

Zero tolerance for this crap.

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"The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions."~~~GC

Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 28, 2008 - 1:18pm.

Hi, Deb. Where is Eva from in TX?

Yeah, it's sweltering hot here, too.
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Am I missing something, or is this guy missing his, um, wedding tackle?