Saturday, June 28th 2008

Kiki & A Corona

It's been a while since I've posted anything on this lil' marshmallow vampire. It's nice to see Kiki smiling and showing off her snagtooth. It was only a three months ago she was in rehab for being really, really sad or something.

I don't know how Kiki can drink a Corona without a lime. The best part about drinking that shit, is sticking a salt-covered lime in the bottle and then watching it overflow. Of course, boring ass Kiki drinks it bare.

Here's Kiki with her brother, Christian, in NYC yesterday. I swear I've seen her brother standing outside of my local deli, asking for a quarter or a cigarette.

UPDATE: I'm blind and slow. There's a lime floating in Kiki's Corona. I apologize to snagtoof for assuming she doesn't the correct way to drink a Corona.(Thanks Christa)

Posted by: Michael K


mike's picture

The fact that Corona is Mexico's best known beer is a travesty. Negra Modelo or even Bohemia is far, far better.

She does have a lime! It's inside the bottle. I can see it!
*-Jenny-*

the green sunglasses are cute. :)

I think this is the first time I have ever seen any of her family.

Leatherette's picture

god, she was kind of cute in a sickly vampiric child kind of way as a teenager, but ever since then she looks like a doughy-faced hillbilly housewife.

Paquita's picture

Submitted by Khandi on June 28, 2008 - 2:25pm.

Corona is 50% urine, how could she drink that

--------
That was the taste I was referring to in my other comment. In Mexico it actually tastes really good. Cause it doesn't get the sun from the shipping.

--------------------------------
"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK

Sayonara's picture

Submitted by Khandi on June 28, 2008 - 3:25pm.
Corona is 50% urine, how could she drink that?
__________________________________________________

Perhaps she likes the idea of a golden shower in a bottle.

Wanna bumble with the bee huh?! Bzzzzzzz

Bondagebarbie's picture

Whats with the glasses?

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Khandi's picture

Corona is 50% urine, how could she drink that?

Sayonara's picture

Submitted by Euphoria on June 28, 2008 - 3:13pm.
...Speaking of Christians...The Dark Knight comes out July 18th, with Christian Bale, the late Heath Ledger, Aaron Eckhart and Gary Oldman, who we've nominated for Hot Slut if MK will listen to us. Haggie Gyllenhaal is in it (if you care, who knows maybe she'll surprise us?) and the great Morgan Freeman and Michael Caine.
__________________________________________________

Goodness gracious Haggie Gyllenhaal. Too funny! HA HA HA HA

V-A-C-A-T-I-O-N ... in the summertime

Sayonara's picture

Hmmph thank goodness I didn't see her when I ran over to the city yesterday.

V-A-C-A-T-I-O-N ... in the summertime

Euphoria's picture

I was about to post the same thing...there IS a lime in the bottle, but you sluts beat me to it...well, I guess I DID just post it, didn't I?

Speaking of Christians...The Dark Knight comes out July 18th, with Christian Bale, the late Heath Ledger, Aaron Eckhart and Gary Oldman, who we've nominated for Hot Slut if MK will listen to us. Haggie Gyllenhaal is in it (if you care, who knows maybe she'll surprise us?) and the great Morgan Freeman and Michael Caine. ☺

Kizzy's picture

Submitted by xxyxz on June 28, 2008 - 3:06pm

♥♥♥♥ Hey, you hawt sluuuut!!

************************************
"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

xxyxz's picture

kizzy and DeeDee!!!!

Hi whores •

She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ----"W e a l t h y D a t e r.com" ----last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Submitted by paulapoo on June 28, 2008 - 10:54am.

Yep there's a lime in there. And yep on the Hoegaarten with an orange slice, or it could be a Blue Moon.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You said Hoegaarten!!!!
HAHAHAHA I was in Trader Joe's this morning and I saw the six pack of Hoegaarten (never heard of them before) and in true dlisted juvenile immature fashion I HOWLED!!!!!
[Since becoming a MKaloonie I have regressed several years]

-☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
91. The first reaction to everything you read is...should I change my siggy?

excy's picture

Hey I see two bottles of Poland Spring mineral water, one Corona with lime, a glass of beer with an orange slice and a package of American Spirit cigarettes. Where is the cellphone? Do you think it is possible that Kiki is just drinking mineral water. Nah, probably not. Cigarettes so GO with beer.

Suki's picture

she dresses like a retard.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
SCHWAAAT did you saaay?!

Dea's picture

there´s a lime...duh

**whatever**

The Gremlin green glasses need to go but I don't think she's nearly as ugly as MK and ya'll do. Sheesh. *rasberries*

Paquita's picture

The only place I drink Corona its Mexico, cause when it is sent to other places in the American Continent or overseas, gets a funny taste I dont like. Everyone else in their country are used to it. But it just tastes different.

--------------------------------
"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK

parissucksliterally's picture

hi xxyz! always nice to see you too!

**************************************************
"In a word or two, it's you I wanna do; no not your body your mind you fool..."
- Prince "Sexy Muthafucka"

Kizzy's picture

Reckon that rehab didn't take, huh? Oh well, a girl's gotta get her Drunkst on.

************************************
"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

paulapoo's picture

Yep there's a lime in there. And yep on the Hoegaarten with an orange slice, or it could be a Blue Moon.

DeeDee's picture

Corona gives me the farts.

☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
~George Carlin. RIP George.

angel_i's picture

Submitted by xxyxz on June 28, 2008 - 12:31pm.
PSL & Angel_i

Always a pleasure
******************************

Hey boo!

Actually, tho - I'm just popping in before I go get my groove on at Family Pride!

Pray for sun for us:)

Ciao, you elegant beauties.

♥ ThreadKilla! Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan. Lean Like a Chola

Definately a lime in that Corona and the reason his pint has an orange slice is because it's Hoegarten which should come with an orange slice if it's being served properly.

Mr. President's picture

That dude is drinking a pint of beer with a piece of fruit on the glass. I hate when bars do that. If I wanted fruit in my drink I would have ordered a daiquiri.

**********************
"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."

DiamondDawg's picture

I wish Harvey was here to tell Sxey boy to FUCK OFF!!!

xxyxz's picture

PSL & Angel_i

Always a pleasure

AwesomeMcFabulous's picture

yes, there is a lime. in the bottle.

DiamondDawg's picture

I actually prefer seeing kiki instead of Madoona.

But why is MK obsessed with Kiki? She's like so non-threatening. Or did I miss something?

DR.FUNK's picture

TYPO: "outta'"

angel_i's picture

This girlie has the most peculiar "fashion" "sense". (I couldn't decide which word needed quotes more so I did them both.)

♥ ThreadKilla! Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan. Lean Like a Chola

DR.FUNK's picture

Wipe the MAN-LOAD otta' your eyes MK.The lime is floating in the beer.Why is this ho' rich n' famous any way?

xxyxz's picture

I see lime

leatherdaddy's picture

the sad thing is, this really is someones fantasy. yuck.

☆☆☆☆☆☆☆Spot☆the☆Dot☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

parissucksliterally's picture

Kiki bugs me.

**************************************************
"In a word or two, it's you I wanna do; no not your body your mind you fool..."
- Prince "Sexy Muthafucka"

ITSKTBITCH's picture

Awwwww I think Kiki's cute. She has a unique look about her and she's never been really annoying or obnoxious to me. I like how she doesn't buy into the whole societal standards of beauty and she's just herself.

AwesomeMcFabulous's picture

my, what a flattering picture.

sexyboy20's picture

=======================She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on dating site "W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m " last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.===========================

kiki-kins's picture

actually MK i think i see a lime floating around in there. or it could be just mucus from her backwash. i dunnu....

Lime

Albatross's picture

I was just going to say - if you look closely, you'll see the lime floating at the top.

C.C.'s picture

Yeah friend there definitely *is* a lime in the bottle.

There is a lime in the bottle