Wednesday, July 2nd 2008
Birthday Sluts
Lindsay Lohan (22)
Ashley Tisdale (23)
Johnny Weir (24)
Michelle Branch (25)
Olivia Munn (26)
Dan Renzi (34)
Yancy Butler (38)
Monie Love (38)
Jarrod Emick (39)
Jose Canseco (44)
Jerry Hall (52)
Larry David (61)
Ron Silver (62)
Imelda Marcos (79)
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I effing love lindsay. this is a terrible picture of her. she is starting to look her age again now that she went to rehab and stopped fake tanning.
happy birthday sexy!
happy birthday lindsay. :)
Crazy Yancy Butler happy birthday! lindsay ought to be ashamed thinking she could be maryln.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
No, no, Blohan, put them back on. Better yet, have them permanently glued to your skin, because nobody wants to see your strange, flabby body.
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
Happy birthday lohan. Now take your clothes off
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
LiLo is such a cunt-rag.
A tired worn lesbo cunt-rag. Happy F-ing birthday.
omg 22?? i turn 27 friday and i dont look as raggedy as she does!
happy b-day to the oldest skaniest looking 22 year old ever
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money first orgasms second
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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
Lohan really should not try to go for a glamorous pose. It doesn't work.
LL looks 52 not 22.
thanks white orah for speed racing the aging of your kids, you greedy cunt.
MSN Reports (I'm not obsessing, I swear, I just stumbled on this ick and I thought it might be inneresting):
"I was with her twice," he said. "Then 10 years later, while I was in jail, she called me and told me that her husband at the time turned up negative in the paternity test, and she told me that meant I was the father. I haven't seen [the woman] for 13 years. I believed her at first but now, out of nowhere, she's gone public. This is a woman with a lot of issues." And this is a former alcoholic jailbird talking, so when he says issues, he means issues.
But Kaufmann insists she just wants justice. The 44-year-old Montana massage therapist talked to E! News too, saying Lohan was supposed to take a paternity test seven years ago, but "disappeared off the face of the earth." "I need to find a really good lawyer," she said. "I'm looking into it. I just want this to be resolved and the truth to be told."
Kaufmann went on to claim she has secret letters from Lohan to her daughter
--who wants to be a singer, by the way---
although of course that has nothing at all to do with mommy's suddenly all-consuming quest for "the truth." "Secret Daughter to Father"? We smell a hit.
♥ ThreadKilla! Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan. Lean Like a Chola
Hohan's birthday?! Well, blowjobs for everyone then!! Enjoy.
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A good dick will make you punch a guppy in the face. ~MK 01/07/08
I'm sure one of the dlist sluts has said this b4 but I'll say it again - Lohan looks way more used at 22 than Marilyn did 35 and, ah, my honies, Marilyn had been AROUND
happy birthday lilo
.....and poor Lindsay couldn't get anyone to sponsor a party for her......so sad!
She looks like HELL.
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"He is going to get one of me but he won't let me get one. He doesn't like tattoos on women. He thinks I look pure."
- Paris Hilton
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on July 2, 2008 - 3:12pm.
Fuck a sucking duck. Can't we get some decent birthday slut pictures instead of the beatdown hobags we get the honor of seeing posted daily?
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I'm lobbying for Donald Sutherland for July 17th, but MK has been lukewarm to all the bribes I've offered so far...
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
Barf, MK!
You would force us to look at those horrendous fake-Marilyn photos again.
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
^Submitted by slo on July 2, 2008 - 9:55am.
Was I the only one who thought Imelda Marcos was dead?
... lol, me too! I had to check Wikipedia.
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Dr. M
Happy BiRthDay = Lindsay
Nosce Te Ipsum
Peace
Dr. M
MM
Jerry Hall has more glamour and awesomeness in her little finger @ 52 than this used-up coke head!!!
Not to mention like 4 of Mick Jagger's children.
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"People stop and stare at me,
we just walk on by.
We just keep on dreaming.
Dreaming is free."
stake_spike
Look at Monique Coleman. She's like almost 30
Was I the only one who thought Imelda Marcos was dead?
The Tiz is older? I thought all of those High school Musical fools were young. How pathetic to be that old and starring in some crap on Disney. You know Disney doesn't pay sh-t.
How sad that Lohan is two months younger than me but looks 20 years older.
_Submitted by xxyxz on July 2, 2008 - 9:38am.
No im sure she will be here later tater.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
LoLo
LOL well she IS
have you seen OklaHOma today?
Submitted by xxyxz on July 2, 2008 - 9:30am.
ha ha you said asshole!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Ohhhhh Linsex Blowjob gets her some fancy cocaine!
Look at her laying around in all that shiney booger bling! Im jelly!
Im just not that fancy!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
no fucking WAY! Asshole Tizzzzzzzdale is OLDER then Lindz?
*scratches head*
ashley tisdale is older than lilo? Whattt
Submitted by thehoustongirl on July 2, 2008 - 9:19am.
Thanks, I thought she got lost In the middle..
Submitted by putsomestankonit on July 2, 2008 - 7:13am.
Monie Love, whatever happened to her?
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She has a radio show segment on XM Radio (The Rhyme) called "Ladies First"
edit: Happy Birthday to Larry 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' David!!
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"I fucking drink beer and party!"
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MONIE LOVE!!!!
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"I fucking drink beer and party!"
Fuck a sucking duck. Can't we get some decent birthday slut pictures instead of the beatdown hobags we get the honor of seeing posted daily?
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
How could ya leave out my favorite angel?
Cheryl Ladd is 56 today!
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
i'm confused........
where is Lohan's nipple?
Morning all!
Happy Birthday to....Larry David and Ron Silver!
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Lohan looks beat, used up and left out to dry. She's only 22? Lie tellers!
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"Asshole . . . get that down or else you better pawn your cat because you'll need the money!" Tricia Walsh-Smith: Patroness of Angry Divorcés
I wonder if Lindsay ever looks into the mirror and cries for her lost youth. Cause damn! bitch looks more used up then a tranny hooker in New York.
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash
Lohan is 22? dont you mean 42??
~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
Hohan looks great as a corpse!
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"Fuck off, ya Bitch-holes." by my son. I am so proud...
damn between Yancy Butler and Lindsay Lohan, it is the day of the busted dames
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Yikes. I caught part of "Mean Girls" last night. Damn, Blohan's busted!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Happy 22nd birthday Linds! You don't look a day over 47!
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
Happy Birthday to Johnny Weir! Love him.
I'm convinced Larry David is my biological father. I just haven't yet convinced my parents.
Happy B-day, Dad!
With the exceptions of Branch and Hall, I'm not feeling this list. Happy B-day to all. Except Imelda. We all should know why.
Lohan is 22 and she looks older than Marilyn Monroe was when she died (36). Sheesh!
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"You better start thinking happy thoughts!"
http://www.myspace.com/artbybillie
Michele Branch love her cd's Happy B-day.
Lohan is 22, it seems like only yeaterday she was 21, oh wait it was!
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Happy Birthday Larry David! This is my favorite episode, "Larry is an assman."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0S5-Vx4hlr4
Good morning MK and dlisters ♥
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Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they're the scenic route.
um..how could they have photoshopped out a nipple? and if its not shopped out, then its veeeerrrry misplaced!