Saturday, June 28th 2008

Latarian Milton's Hollywood Dreams Shattered

The television event of the century has been called off! Latarian Milton was supposed to fly to California next week to bring a little "hood rat stuff" to Judge Judy. Judge Judy has taken back her invitation after Latarian's memaw, Vikkita Stratford, told CBS12 that the Judge Judy show approached her about suing her own daughter.

Vikkita said the show requested she sue Latarian's mother for $5,000 to pay for the damages made to her SUV. The SUV that Latarian stole and took for a joy ride. The show was going to fly Latarian, his mommy and his memaw to California for the July 1st taping.

Judge Judy issued a statement saying she canceled the taping after finding out the shady deal, "Judge Judy does not believe in fostering litigation and if that is what happened, then canceling the case was the only option."

JJ only canceled the show to save face after she got caught!

I might as well throw my TV in the trash now that Hood Rat Stuff isn't going to be on it anytime soon. I shouldn't be so negative. Latarian will soon grace our television screens. He's on to bigger and better things like a co-starring role on "Cops" or his own show on Vh1. "Hood Rat Stuff of Love."

Posted by: Michael K


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It wouldve been funny to hear Judge Judy scold the kid.

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Recently, quite a few celebrities and pro athletes were said to appear on the millionaire luxury club "RICHLOVING.COM" to hook up with hot girls, ladies, models... OMG!!! Are these famous guys fond of internet dating for now?? Maybe they are indeed so rich that they feel boring sometimes to need new things? It was reported on MSN Charlie Sheen has found his girl there last May.

estremecido's picture

The child is a pimple on the ass of society. The sooner someone pops it, the better.

Kizzy's picture

Damned shame they can't turn him over to Sheriff Arpaio in Arizona, where they have that "tent city" out in the middle of the fucking desert. See how appealing "hood rat stuff" looks after that.

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Granny is raising the little hood rat due to the fact his parents are on drugs and won't take care of him, granny feels it's her duty, eventhough he has wrecked her vehicle and beat her down in Wal-Mart over chicken wings. I would drop him off at an amusement park if I were her and never pick him up.

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Why is grandma raising this thug spawn? They ought to put this child in some kind of reform school

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So when you hear people blame teachers and the school system, remember it's wombturds like this they have to work with

MizRo's picture

That child should have had his ass served to him every day while growing up: maybe he'd have some respect for the adults in his life.

He will end up incarcerated; a sociopath if ever there was one.

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that "grandma" don't look a day over 50!

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That boy doesn't get it and never will. He is definitely a future participant for Cops. That grandmother is too tired, too old, to handle a mangy wild and about youngster. Why doesn't the mother take him back already or is she a crack head or a ho strung out in the street

Latarian is so kind.I love her.She is so hot.I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ******"AffluentBachelors.com"****** last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

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Yes, I love "People's Court." Judge Marilyn Milian for Hot Slut of the Day!

Judge Judy is a tool. Why would her be on her show anyway? She's an opportunistic, self-righteous, nasty troll (and can you believe the troll writing about her?!?!).

I think Harvey and Laterion should have a show, like a new millenium "Kevin and Kel" (whatever that show was).

Leatherette's picture

meh, they all do it now, Dr. Phil, etc., it's all about the ratings. & this little fool really needs to get with Harvey. Harvey will smack him down and "fuck off" him with his usual cosmopolitan flair.

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judy is a whore! people's court for life!!

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Zambonie's picture

I think we're looking at a future solid citizen.
A Rodney King in the making.

DebFrmHell's picture

Dayum, "Cops" will not ever be good enough for this Hoodtwat.

Probably going to be on "The First 48" instead. I can see him walking away with his little hands in the cuffs while reading about how he has been charged with 1st degree Murder for abuse of elderly...

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Submitted by devilgirl on June 28, 2008 - 10:12am.
Damn, I so so sched. my fall viewing around this Judge Judy episode. Since when does she have standards?
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Maybe it's fear; she's been getting death threats from Latarian written in crayon.

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Damn, I so so sched. my fall viewing around this Judge Judy episode. Since when does she have standards?

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What? Sanity had prevailed?

Color me shocked.

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What? Sanity had prevailed?

Color me shocked.

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I agree with CTH...this kid's life of crime is far from over.

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Christ, Latarian Milton was in my dream last night!!! This shit gave me flashbacks.

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Submitted by Mel-Tang on June 28, 2008 - 10:55am.
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Fucking right on the doiley collar!LMFAO!

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Relax Michael. I'm sure little Latarian has years ahead of him for making headlines. Look at this family!

I think you're right. Mom spilled the beans and Judge Judy has to protect the "credibility" of her show. It's OK for little Latarian to do hood rat stuff, but he has to learn to cover it up and lie about it like the wealthy folks do.

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He's quite the Boy Scout. Well, he would be if they gave merit badges for beating up your grandma. Come to think of it, those Boy Scouts need to get with the times and start recognizing this shit if they want to stay relevant with today's youth.

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Am's picture

So she chose the Dr. Phil route and ia blaming the staff. Nice.

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Submitted by christine the hoff on June 28, 2008 - 10:11am.
aren't these retards just INVITING him to keep acting up?
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aren't these retards just INVITING him to keep acting up?
kick his ass already.

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The only trip this little shit deserves is to juvie. He's going to end up there anyway-why prolong it?

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Possum's picture

I'm already sick of seeing that hoodrat waste of sperm on here. I hope his meemaw weighs 300 lbs and beats the hell out of him. My whole family would've lined up taking turns busting my butt if I'd done hoodrat stuff like that.

Except I never did, 'cause I knew I'd get my ass beat.

Beth4's picture

He'll have his tv debut on COPS soon enough.

Stock Broker's picture

Might as well make space for him in a Federal Prison...that's where he's headed in a few years if he doesn't change.

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Submitted by Parker on June 28, 2008 - 7:54am.

Awww... too bad. The little gangster prankster shouldn't get a free trip for doing that shit anyways.
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The original plan was too glorifying for his little juvenile delinquent ass anyway. Judge Judy should give this little miscreant a private slapdown and not a publicized one. Everybody likes being on TV nowadays too much.

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Awww... too bad. The little gangster prankster shouldn't get a free trip for doing that shit anyways.
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I'm sure we will see the fat rat very soon.
His deadbeat mama will want to be in his life now that he's famous.

P.S. I HATE JJ's doiley collar.

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