Friday, June 27th 2008

Wino Showed!

The Crackie of Camden came through!! Amy Wino showed up and performed at Nelson Mandela's 90th birthday concert in London tonight. She also almost showed off one of her crackey nippies while making her way to the venue. One of her nips has more cokey in it than the whole city of Miami. She should guard them with her life.

Wino performed "Rehab" and "Valerie" for the 45,000 people in the audience. She also stuck around to sing "Free Nelson Mandela" along with the other performers. See! Wino does good sometimes. Hopefully, Mandela told her that if she doesn't shape up, he'll send away with Naomi Campbell.

Here's Wino's crackey nip almost coming out to play and also Wino performing at the concert. She probably only has one of those Heart Blaaaaake hair pins. It must stink like rat jizz, cinnamon incense, Aquanet and ice pops.

Splash, Getty, Wireimage

Posted by: Michael K


ZiggyStardust's picture

I find it very uncomfortable watching this woman and her terrifying fascination with 'mah Blake'.

Secret Original's picture

Goddammit, I try to say no to Crack Love but the Wino won't let go of me. That new Rolling Stone interview busted up my heart something awful. Glad she showed and did good. Team Amy 4-evuh.

angel_i's picture

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 27, 2008 - 5:28pm.
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Here it is...it's just crackhead talk.
http://www.mahalo.com/Amy_Winehouse_Racist_Rant

this is the right link.

♥ Just because I have my standards they think I'm a bitch. ~ Diana Ross. Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan. Lean Like a Chola

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

And she didn't fall down.
*golf claps for Wino*

?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"

angel_i I didn't see that crackrant or her as racist. Unless we are talking to the human race, then yes, she has done some racially offensive stuff!

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But fuck all that noise, you want to make out? - Angelina Jolie-Pitt

angel_i's picture

I think it's really funny that she's up there with her black back up singers, singing "Free Nelson Mandela" so soon after her "racist rant" hit the streets. Actually, what I think is funny is that people actually think she's racist.

♥ Just because I have my standards they think I'm a bitch. ~ Diana Ross. Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan. Lean Like a Chola

They do look really pretty, Nova but the whole expression on her face is scary and I felt like praying afterwards.

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But fuck all that noise, you want to make out? - Angelina Jolie-Pitt

NovaNightly's picture

I actually like her outfit with the blue sweater...and THANKFULLY she wore shorts underneath the dress she performed in. She can't help but hoist it up while singing...lol...ahh, little crackhouse...you're so precious!

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Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth.
On the back it said, "Wish you were here."
-- Steven Wright

angel_i's picture

Submitted by Richard Strangdog on June 27, 2008 - 5:21pm.
More Winehouse, she does the finale: http://youtube.com/watch?v=tcmGGuwAoJs
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He really did mean to put this here:)

♥ Just because I have my standards they think I'm a bitch. ~ Diana Ross. Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan. Lean Like a Chola

NovaNightly's picture

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 27, 2008 - 3:18pm.
Don't look at the last thumb, folks, I did and a monster leapt out of the screen and tried to gobble up my soul.

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Awwww...and i was going to say that her eyes looked kinda pretty there. lol.

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Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth.
On the back it said, "Wish you were here."
-- Steven Wright

Sluttsville's picture

Submitted by angel_i on June 27, 2008 - 6:15pm.
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No, I think that she's working a lot, but we all sure do miss her. Lately the only way to get Dv8 onto the board is a Johnny Depp thread, then miraculously she appears. *keeping my fingers crossed that a Johnny Depp thread appears out of nowhere*

Dv8, if you can hear us....WE MISS YOU!!!!!

christine the hoff's picture

she's talented, and a unique person, I just wish she'd clean up.

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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin

Don't look at the last thumb, folks, I did and a monster leapt out of the screen and tried to gobble up my soul.

♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•
But fuck all that noise, you want to make out? - Angelina Jolie-Pitt

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ubmitted by beebee on June 27, 2008 - 6:08pm.

I just thought about her cheating on her husband..
Who would bone her?! She probably has disgusting breath and her hair is greasy and so on and so forth...
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Pete Doherty, matching halitosis. Boning him is the only way this protooled crackhead's schtick won't be more than death pool entertainment.

angel_i's picture

Submitted by Sluttsville on June 27, 2008 - 5:12pm.
angel_i.....that avie.....too cool. Dv8 will luv it.
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Tanks, ese! I haven't seen DV8 in so long...am I missing something?

♥ Just because I have my standards they think I'm a bitch. ~ Diana Ross. Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan. Lean Like a Chola

Just heard a qoute from nelson mandela during her performance!!!

"Someone paid this crackhead to sing this shit"---nelson mandela

Sluttsville's picture

angel_i.....that avie.....too cool. Dv8 will luv it.

TheJadeIsMe's picture

I give her 2 weeks til she is back to wandering the streets in her red bra looking for baby mice and ice pops.

Mind yo biznass

Sluttsville's picture

Submitted by Clarisse on June 27, 2008 - 6:06pm.
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Cheesus, she did take a bath, look her hair is so shiny. Mr. Mandela brings out the good in everyone. I luvs the Blake hairbow, I just wished it said "Blaaaaaake".

beebee's picture

I just thought about her cheating on her husband..
Who would bone her?! She probably has disgusting breath and her hair is greasy and so on and so forth...

Get clean, Amy. You have so much more to live for than your jerk-off husband.

Divorce him while he's still in jail. It will be easier that way.

Love her purse!

Clarisse's picture

'Ang on a bleedin minute. Amy took a baff!!!! Look at dem nails!!! (that's typing w/a cockney accent)

That should be the story right fucking there!

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You know her vagina snores like a choking walrus. - MK

Why does she have stretch marks around her boob?
Was she ever big?

You gotta love the Wino!

beebee's picture

Thefuck does she always pull her skirt up for!?

Sluttsville's picture

OMG, the thought of Amy being shackled to Naomi leaves me warm and fuzzy.

angel_i's picture

Why the HELL do they let her keep singing the Rehab Song!?!?

Why do they call her Incredible and Unstoppable?

Are they TRYING to kill her???

I moved this from over there, yes.

♥ Just because I have my standards they think I'm a bitch. ~ Diana Ross. Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan. Lean Like a Chola

madam s.'s picture

Awwww... I just love her and her little dance moves!