Friday, June 27th 2008

Wino Showed!

The Crackie of Camden came through!! Amy Wino showed up and performed at Nelson Mandela's 90th birthday concert in London tonight. She also almost showed off one of her crackey nippies while making her way to the venue. One of her nips has more cokey in it than the whole city of Miami. She should guard them with her life.

Wino performed "Rehab" and "Valerie" for the 45,000 people in the audience. She also stuck around to sing "Free Nelson Mandela" along with the other performers. See! Wino does good sometimes. Hopefully, Mandela told her that if she doesn't shape up, he'll send away with Naomi Campbell.

Here's Wino's crackey nip almost coming out to play and also Wino performing at the concert. She probably only has one of those Heart Blaaaaake hair pins. It must stink like rat jizz, cinnamon incense, Aquanet and ice pops.

Splash, Getty, Wireimage

Posted by: Michael K


Manimal5's picture

Submitted by Richard Strangdog on June 27, 2008 - 9:45pm.
For such a dainty slip of a flower, she sure has swollen and scratchy meat hooks for hands.

She either "cracks" her knuckles or she found a punching bag. Those knuckles do look a little swollen.

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Manimal5's picture

The title for this thread should have been 'Wino Showered.'

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bellafortuna's picture

Those claws come from clutching the crackpipe, love. She's such a doll. How the hell does she put on all the eyeliner, wonder? I mean, I'm drunk right now, and I'm having issues typing... and Wino has eyeliner down to a science.

Richard Strangdog's picture

For such a dainty slip of a flower, she sure has swollen and scratchy meat hooks for hands.

Winehouse needs psychiatric and detox treatments, post haste. She should get her obligations over with, then take care of herself. I'm afraid her bulimia is going to send her to the hospital, next.

Cleopatra2U, have you heard from the 'Moes', lately?

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Submitted by forever.now on June 27, 2008 - 6:35pm.

She doesn't have bulimia....she is a crack addict and alcoholic.

Makes for forgetting eating times.

Simple really.

BUT

Don't pay attention to that, pay attention to her music.

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she has better songs than rehab and I haven't even heard all of her songs! why did she have to sing that one? don't remind her that she once said no to it because now she really needs to go pronto.

I didn't know she had bulimia. :(

is there a place that treats both?

christine the hoff's picture

she still looks like a crackhead loser

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RIP George Carlin

Did she "Fixodent and forget it" her grill, because her teeth are looking kind of wonky to me.

Winnyfranfran's picture

Geez, she looks really good! Good for her!

ImpertinentVixen's picture

I still give this hot mess until July 8 to OD and check out of the roach motel she calls life.

And WTF...does she have stretch marks on her boobs??? She's a young woman who has not given birth...

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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin

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Submitted by PrettyPoison on June 27, 2008 - 6:56pm.

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Thanks for the link.

Watching it now.

I got a chill (not the good kind) when she sang "I ain't got 70 days" . . . the look on her face . . . I finished the line in my head . . . "to live"

:(

I hope that's not the case.

I hope she fixes herself.

It is possible.

I and others I know have.

And we have a lot less to offer than she.

Richard Strangdog's picture

I like 'mike'! Welcome back, stranger!

I concur, since she applied the bronzer CORRECTLY and on her face, Winehouse's face looks a costume mask. Good point, Manimal....it's too.....perfect!

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Manimal5's picture

Mike,
I'm not used to seeing Amy's face without flesh-eating sores on it.

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Deb's picture

Is that a bad spray-tan or is she jaundiced? What's up with the filthy knees?

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

mike's picture

In the main pic, it looks like she (or someone else) is a wearing an Amy Winehouse mask.

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Hasn't Mandela suffered enough torture? He had to sit through this?

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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin

super-ette's picture

I do think she's awfully talented and fascinating to watch. I have alot of her songs on my iPod. I think she'd be fine if she had a chaperone with her at all times and took off on tour for six months.

I really hope that deceitful lowlife of a husband stays in jail.

"Sometimes evil drives a minivan."

Richard Strangdog's picture

Good one, bourgie! BTW, good avvie, my friend. Looking at the vid, Winehouse didn't have the same exuberance singing, "Rehab", as she sang "Valerie" and the finale. I think this young lady has had enough crow. I think she should retire that song, it's sort of hubris to make her sing it. Who knows? Maybe Mr. Mandela likes it......

OHMIGOD, she has GREEN EYES??? Girlfriend's pupils must've been so dilated, they looked brown to me, LOL!

Now, onto Glastonbury.............

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bourgie's picture

I'm happy for her but she should fire her " manager" They made her sing Rehab/ wtf? That's inappropriate for the occasion and for the singer!
when she sang her other songs they were much better and she looked more relaxed. Good on you amy.

Fucking_Classy's picture

Dare I say she looks... good?

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Richard Strangdog's picture

Thank you, for the link, angel.... Wino was nervous, tentative but I gotta hand it to her, she handled it. Now, I just hope there's life beyond the pipe, and all of her other demons.

What really pissed me off, was those pathetic but sneaky tributes to Blaaaaaake. I thought it was kinda tacky to pay tribute to her ThugLite husband during a human rights concert. Especially the two-fingered sign, Blake Incarcerated's trial starts on July 10.

Gollum as a Beverly Hills Botox harridan, too much!!

DiamondDawg, can you marry me?????

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Manimal5's picture

I wonder if Winnie the Mandela was there to celebrate Nelsons birthday too. I'm sure she would have liked Amy's beehive.

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D.R.'s picture

She looks good. You know, like a healthy person instead of a ghoul. Stay that way, lady, it's better. I hope she remembers how good this was, and sticks with it.

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PrettyPoison's picture

I just found the whole performance (Rehab and Valerie).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Hu9OavX3jQ

PrettyPoison's picture

Amy performing Rehab at the concert.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60vzvBLHuss

NovaNightly's picture

Get well Amy!!

Later all...im off work! )))HUGS(((

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New hive alert! BTW why hasn't that trend caught on?? I'd love to rock a fucking hive.
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EastEndGirl's picture

Right, I just spent time watching Amy on youtube.

Riddle me this....name any other singer of her generation that would dare step in front of a microphone and sing live.

No lip synching....no acid reflux.

Girl be troubled but golden.

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submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 27, 2008 - 7:22pm.

i don't hate on her...

i pity her

she's a bulimic with obvious drug dependency....horrid combination ...i wish her luck to survive...

she'll need it

lovehaight's picture

She looks great!
Not so dead behind the eyes and makeup looking together!

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Submitted by Richard Strangdog on June 27, 2008 - 5:21pm.
More Winehouse, she does the finale: http://youtube.com/watch?v=tcmGGuwAoJs
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I can't even watch her. Her stage presence has got to be one of the worst I've ever seen. I don't know if it's the drugs or if she's just nervous, but all that twitching and clutching at her clothes is just a huge distraction.

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Submitted by EastEndGirl on June 27, 2008 - 6:21pm.
angel,

Jeez whiz don't be linking any anti-wino shit...this woman needs to give us another album.

(god I really am a selfish selfish bitch)
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O so selfish you are!;p

Actually, I only linked it to show how harmless it is, really. Every once and a while a loonie pops on here and goes on about how racist she is. It's obvious she's not really. I loves her too. I hope she gets better.

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Mrs.Kravitz's picture

In every interview or performance I have seen her in she is the sweetest nicest little thing ever. Very modest.
She's got issues and she chose the wrong path to deal with them.
Don't hate on her for that.

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i love love love love Amy crackhead or no i wish she would stay clean long enough to make it to the States for a concert or two...but way to go Amy!!

EastEndGirl's picture

angel,

Jeez whiz don't be linking any anti-wino shit...this woman needs to give us another album.

(god I really am a selfish selfish bitch)

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Submitted by boomsy on June 27, 2008 - 7:05pm.

boomsy...

it's symptomatic of bulimics

thrust your hand down your throat, yank it away, scrape knuckles against your teeth (repeatedly)

not a pretty sight

Eddie's picture

She actually looks better than probably everybody expected.

boomsy's picture

Her knuckles almost look swollen in that pic... what I want to know is why she does that dress janking up thing whenever she sings....

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jjjamiiiie's picture

Can someone tell me why her knuckles are all brown.. check out 8th thumb Her knuckles look like mushrooms are growin from them.. I noticed in the pics from the mini bottles party.. check it out

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

Ok I have to ask, if Naomi got banned sort of, how did Wino get the green light?

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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"

I really hope the color balance is off on these pictures or she was standing in odd lighting. because if not she is very jaundiced. :(

DiamondDawg's picture

MK isn't gonna leave us with this puhthetic thread is he? Please post something better to get us through Saturday morning.

kthxbye,
DD

Toothy Tile's picture

Ummm, who does her makeup?

Jack Nasty loves you!!

DiamondDawg's picture

I can't believe how profoundly STUPID the shagging "Blake" barrette is. I suppose some crackhead fan made it for her. I'd like to kick that person's a$$.

boomsy's picture

@Viva la Lohan: You're welcome. :)

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justjane, yes, she used to be much more plump, thus the boobie stretch marks.

That fact takes up valuable brain space, I should rid myself of it.

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great, now I have "Caribbean Queen" in my head! lol

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DiamondDawg's picture

damn! I thought that was a pentagram. Just the Star of David. phew.

boomsy's picture

She may be a crackhead and all, but Blaaaaake ought to feel honored to have someone so hopelessly devoted to him.

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thanks angel - I had seen that before and still don't see it as hate talk, but crack talk. I don't think that girl has the energy to really have that much hate against anyone, except maybe Blake's prosecuting attorney. I love the term "crack den", too.

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