Dimitri Identified?
Is Elegant Olga's douchetastic voicemail stalker the infamous "Dimitri the Lover" from Toronto? After I posted Dimitri's douche-rant to Elegant Olga, a bunch of you sent me links to articles and websites about Dimitri the Lover.
Dimitri the Lover was in local papers in Toronto a while ago after he was stripped of his medical license for sexually assaulting patients. Yes, he used to be a doctor. His explanation was, “At the time, I was married. And my wife was sexually dysfunctional, I had not had sex with her in a year and a half. It was a very tough time, I was very horned up. And I was busy, between that and working, so for me it was easy to hit on chicks that were patients.”
He's pretty well known in Toronto for being the biggest douche alive. He's also part of a group known as Toronto Real Men. It sounds like a circle jerk group. Toronto Real Men is part of the "seduction community." I guess, they try and fuck as many chicks as they can.
There's a lot more info on Dimitri the Lover's website as well as this interview he did. There's also a super small picture of him on this website.
Dimitri totally thinks he's Frank Mackey from "Magnolia." Even Tommy Girl is rolling her eyes at that.
VIA Lolligagging
Thanks Brandy, Patricia and Kaitlin
Oh, this made me angry.
The only reason your wife wouldn't fuck you is because you're a revolting pile of shit, and you deserved the torment.
And I'm sure that by "sexually dysfunctional", he probably meant she gained five pounds or didn't want to have threesomes.
<3 That ain't ranch dressing on your salad...
Yeah he has the most distinctive Canadian accent evar.
Also, he speaks fluent douche.
And I LOVE that he's wearing the doctor's coat on his website. Because, ya know, he was stripped of his license. For sexually assaulting women. Will the fuckery never end?
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Sorry, Migraineuse, no hate meant and certainly no blind nationalism. In fact, the reason for my reaction to your criticism of your own country is precisely because nationalism and stereotypes in any form rub me the wrong way. my point was: why would you make note of his "greekness" as a factor in this guy's behaviour in the first place? would we do the same if he was mexican? russian? what about british? I happen to be of greek parentage, but i would have said the same thing had it been any other nationality one might conveniently use to explain misogyny. once again, the guy isn't even greek, proving nationality is not the factor.
you're right, i'm not funny or intelligent, and perhaps my ideas come across as 'whining' to you, but at least i don't attempt at bad poetic imagery:
"Your whining/insults/complaints glide down the umbrella of my complete and utter indifference"
I will try to keep my posts 'lite' from now on.
I don't know...Dimitri sounds kind of sexy to me.
I think that maybe we really could really have something together...so I called him back:
http://dearfamousasshole.blogspot.com
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Everyone has a right to be an idiot. Some people abuse the privilege --Joseph Stalin
Hey, I totally called it that he's doing the technique where a man insults the woman while he's trying to pick her up. I could SMELL the douchey.
Submitted by Migraineuse on June 29, 2008 - 2:51pm.
Submitted by angel_i on June 29, 2008 - 3:30am.
Whoa nelly, it takes a lot of words to express utter indifference.
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Ok, Ok, don't get your panties all tied in a knot now;p
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Submitted by angel_i on June 29, 2008 - 3:30am.
Whoa nelly, it takes a lot of words to express utter indifference.
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No need to overstrain yourself by reading them, much less replying.
Unless, of course, you wanted to attack me, but were too cowardly to do it directly, so you waited until someone else started shit and then jumped in. For that to work, though, I'd have to give a fuck about what you think. Unfortunately, I don't.
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I found more ...
www.dimitrithelover.com/animation/worship.htm
www.dimitrithelover.com/animation/conception.htm
www.dimitrithelover.com/animation/dykes.htm
www.dimitrithelover.com/animation/realmen.htm
www.dimitrithelover.com/animation/dimitri.htm
OMG ... www.dimitrithelover.com/animation/worship.htm
Whoa nelly, it takes a lot of words to express utter indifference.
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haha this guy is ridiculous. so ridic in fact, i made a thing about him:
http://dimitridating.ytmnd.com/
enjoy!
Submitted by peaches on June 28, 2008 - 11:01am.
so hollywood celebs really are messed up then!
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Hollywood is about as messed up as it's possible to get. Rome in its declining days had nothing on Hollywood.
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"I thank God I wasn't born to a life of idle douchebaggery." - Secret Original, 6/24/08
Submitted by La Angel on June 28, 2008 - 5:17pm.
I'm not whining, I'm winning an argument.
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You've already lost this argument; you just haven't realized it yet, because the light takes so long to reach your planet.
Your arguments are of the kind that attempt to obscure an issue by claiming no rational conclusion can be made. At least, no rational conclusion that is unflattering to Greece. Blind nationalism and willful ignorance of other cultures are your own traits; quit trying to project them onto others. I criticize my own country all day long because no country is above criticism. I criticize yours for the same reason.
Your whining/insults/complaints glide down the umbrella of my complete and utter indifference. I like to pay attention to posters that are funny or intelligent; you are neither, so I won't waste any more time on you.
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"I thank God I wasn't born to a life of idle douchebaggery." - Secret Original, 6/24/08
i just listened to a radio interview with him and it's his crazy ass for sure. check it out here: http://www.dimitrithelover.com/
peaches....OMG! I didn't even see your post! lol sorry!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr6Y6kOo5rY
Hey Preppie
This guy has to be the King of all douchebags. Howard Stern should have him on his show and make fun of him. lol
He also said in that radio interview that he was a "very intelligent person." The interviewer asked him how he knew this, and Dimitri said he had been tested by the military and by $cientology. I almost fell off of my chair laughing.
I wonder if Tommy Girl audited him.
LMFAO
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Hey Preppie
migrainueuse, that's fine. I'm just saying you attributed his behaviour to his 'greekness' which is ridiculous. sexism, unfortunately, exists EVERWHERE in different forms and the IRONY is that HE IS NOT EVEN GREEK. I'm not whining, I'm winning an argument.
I don't care if you live in greece right now--that doesn't make you an authority! I've been there, I have relatives there and I've also been to other places where men are EQUALLY, MORE, OR LESS sexist. I'm just suggesting you open your mind beyond your nationalistic insecurities that make you make assumptions and generalizations about people. Travel the world a little and realise that douches like this EXIST EVERYWHERE.
Could be
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
There are SO many of these tools: and women that actually fall into their web of conquests...
Disgusting.
Good for Olga that she didn't fall for his oily shpiel (sic).
It's nice to know we don't have a monopoly on douchetards. He'll be a guest on Dr. Phil before the summer is out.
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Good Morning Joe!
You have such a nice way of calling an a-hole an a-hole. of course I am assuming that a tosser is one...lol
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I'm sure that this tosser is laughing all the way to the bank. We're talking about him after all.
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I'm surprised he isn't part of howard Stern's Wack pack. Hopefully Howard will be made aware of this story and I'll get to laugh at him on the show! Howard would be disgusted by this dude. He talks like a serial Killer!
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Submitted by Migraineuse on June 28, 2008 - 12:56am.
People who can't relate to others as equals are messed up inside. It is not just some alternative lifestyle choice.
so hollywood celebs really are messed up than!
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Wow, Canada has thier own spencer Pratt!!! Oh fuck, he actually makes spencer look good!
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On his personal website he mentions "Toronto Slut Alert"....so is this it??
http://www.torontoslutalert.com
angel_i on June 28, 2008 - 2:55am.
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'Nite, doll. ♥
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Sláinte duine a ól.
Submitted by islandgirl on June 28, 2008 - 1:49am.
angel_i, I am a mental midget!
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O - I'm so glad I brush my teeth before I turn my 'puter off!
You are no mental midget, hunny!
But I luvs ya just the same:D
Nite!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 28, 2008 - 8:44am.
What? It's 10 AM in Athens.
but if you MUST know, I was up playing World of Warcraft, trial edition. (I'm NOT going to get hooked! I'm NOT!)
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"I thank God I wasn't born to a life of idle douchebaggery." - Secret Original, 6/24/08
EEG!!
Screech my rosy red royal Canadian arse!
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Sláinte duine a ól.
angel_i, I am a mental midget!
And don't you love that? You are safe inside, they're pissy and trying to be all cool.
Na na na boo boo!!
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Sláinte duine a ól.
Nite, Ese!
et al:) Ahh...finally sleepy...
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Night, ESE
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IG,
hehehehe....jeez woman anytime you see me posting here at night it is always with one eye closed.
SCREECH. for you :)
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
tippin' the hat, folks!... i leave you with this: did you ever wonder why, why you wonder why, about why you were wondering why?... and if so?.... why?
night, all!!
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to dispel our archaic reputation.
I am a man who has heard all he can.
Cuz, I don't fare well with endless punishment."
Submitted by Migraineuse on June 28, 2008 - 2:42am.
OK, what the FUCK are you doing up? I know I have a problem, but you?
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Submitted by islandgirl on June 28, 2008 - 1:38am.
Hahaha, TV! Midgets/islangirl, potatoes/patatos. Same difference.
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Yay! You're a midget?!?!? I knew there was something I liked about you too!
PS. I just got SO lucky...I slipped out for a midnight ride and just as I snapped the lock on my bike to come in, rain starting hurling down like crazy...hahaha at all the partygoers hanging out all over the streets!
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 28, 2008 - 8:28am.
I'll drive. Here's the pliers.
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"I thank God I wasn't born to a life of idle douchebaggery." - Secret Original, 6/24/08
Submitted by islandgirl on June 28, 2008 - 2:38am.
Shit, I can't see my monitor, and my hands are typing independantly.
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Hahaha, TV! Midgets/islangirl, potatoes/patatos. Same difference. Seriously, can you see me? :o)
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Sláinte duine a ól.
btw, it wasn't just the midgets, also great to see islandgirl!
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the police need to arrest this guy stat. throw him in holding with some scary dudes then write down his confession. it will be bad enough to keep him locked up for a good long while. trust.
Submitted by Migraineuse on June 28, 2008 - 2:21am.
alright, i can go with that! as long as the fingernails and toenails are being ripped out at some point... just needs that extra somethin', ya know?!
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"I am a man, who still does what he can.
to dispel our archaic reputation.
I am a man who has heard all he can.
Cuz, I don't fare well with endless punishment."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 28, 2008 - 2:23am.
Or once.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
ESE, that's close enough for me. I can barely see my keybord. And it took me a half hour to type that, just so you know. xoxo
PS This Dimitri dude needs to be shot with a ball of his own shit, no?
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 28, 2008 - 2:20am.
HAHAHAHA!!... see!!... it's like sayin' "Beetlejuice" three times!
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"I am a man, who still does what he can.
to dispel our archaic reputation.
I am a man who has heard all he can.
Cuz, I don't fare well with endless punishment."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 28, 2008 - 7:15am.
The Rack is too nice for him. Chain him up behind a car with Joe Francis and drag them both to death. They're both nothing but syphilitic chancres on humanity's pube.
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"I thank God I wasn't born to a life of idle douchebaggery." - Secret Original, 6/24/08
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 28, 2008 - 2:07am.
Wait, midgets?
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Submitted by Migraineuse on June 28, 2008 - 2:17am.
oh, just skippin' over my "the Rack" idea, 'eh!... i see how it is!LOL!
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"I am a man, who still does what he can.
to dispel our archaic reputation.
I am a man who has heard all he can.
Cuz, I don't fare well with endless punishment."