Break Out The Cheetos!
KFed and Brit Brit's never-ending custody battle is going to trial! Yesterday, both of their lawyers spent the entire day trying to figure out a custody arrangement both hos would be happy with. Please, you know the lawyers spent their time playing "spin the Cheeto" and doing Purple Drank body shots off each other. They've been influenced by KFed and Brit Brit!
KFed's attorney told E!, "The mediation didn't result in an agreement that would avoid the trial set in August ... The mood was comfortable, positive and it was a mood that was consistent with opening at least a great dialogue, which is necessary."
KFed wants sole and legal custody of SPF and JJ with Brit getting visitation rights. KFed's attorney went on to say, "If the existing arrangement was acceptable to both parties ... we wouldn't have to go to trial."
The Cheeto vs. Digweed trial is set to begin August 25th. The final custody ruling could last several years. This shit will never end!
Can't they just put SPF and JJ on the stand and ask them what they want. They'd probably say, "We go live with Chester the Cheetah."
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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 27, 2008 - 10:06pm.
I ♥ you Viva!!
I've g2g *burts into tears* I would be back on until tomorrow morning. :0( Don't feed the loons too much people!
~♥~"Since I'm holding my son, I'm Not Gonna Belt In His Face!"~ Xtina to Larry King~♥~
~♥~"Oh My God! They've got little animals on their peepees, it's kinda funny ~Xtina~ ♥~
I just learned that yesterday after tangling with Jenfraud.
I should have learned it from tangling with LA for almost a year, but what the hell. I LIKE banging my head against a wall!
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Near the end, "Sir, you kill my children with this price."
Submitted by Ivana on June 27, 2008 - 10:04pm.
Unfitney hasn't flashed her vag since Daddy took over her life, yeah I'm pretty sure that the dumb cunt has to be panty checked.
Unfitney totally screws her dad. You can tell, he has the "I soo fuck my daughter" look in his eyes.
~♥~"Since I'm holding my son, I'm Not Gonna Belt In His Face!"~ Xtina to Larry King~♥~
~♥~"Oh My God! They've got little animals on their peepees, it's kinda funny ~Xtina~ ♥~
I love loons like DAE and myself because while we have a love that other's don't understand for a celeb sometimes to the point of loonacy, we don't bitch others out for not agreeing with us. Now don't beat me up for putting those two in the same sentence, Dreamy!
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But fuck all that noise, you want to make out? - Angelina Jolie-Pitt
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 27, 2008 - 5:00pm.
It's really best not to engage with these folks who have a weird emotional investment/attachment to celebrities.
Bless your heart, Mrs.K. SANITY! *phew*
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You're right, you're right...but I do SO love trouble! I'll be good too:)
♥ Just because I have my standards they think I'm a bitch. ~ Diana Ross Lean Like a Chola
Britney stands for what's really wrong with advertisement and entertainment in this country - the talentless are over-marketed and crammed down our throats (making us gag, like pics of BritBrit's fat ass and stubby legs) while those of us who love music have to search under piles of crap to find the good and phenomenal singers and musicians. I keep praying this one, J-Lo, Beyonce, etc. etc., will go away.
It's been said about Brit, "She's the perfect celebrity for an America on the decline." Couldn't be more true. I have to give it to her, she is useful in that way.
Submitted by M.E. on June 27, 2008 - 1:48pm.
Whoa. I'm seeing a crazy ass poster pattern. Any one?
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It's really best not to engage with these folks who have a weird emotional investment/attachment to celebrities.
They have a way of spinning things that those of us who are not attached don't really "get."
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Near the end, "Sir, you kill my children with this price."
Submitted by . on June 27, 2008 - 12:51pm.
Submitted by M.E. on June 27, 2008 - 4:48pm.
Whoa. I'm seeing a crazy ass poster pattern. Any one?
Yes. *sigh* Please don't feed because that's how it survives.
BTW, how are you doing, hon? I hope you are doing well.
I have a Johnny Depp movie in my netflix cue for today! Can you guess which one? It's recent. =)
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I am fresh out of troll food.
Doing good here. Busy. Ironically, I inteviewed a woman today who looks like Shitters in 25 years.
*shocked*
Same droopey eys, big ears, rather....uhm, large.
I couldn't help thinking the entire time that I was interviewing Shitters. LOL.
Mrs.Kravitz on June 27, 2008 - 5:00pm
But but, I really really really kinda miss the crazy of a Shitney thread.
Kayla and her sermons, Team Britney LA, and maybe comingback will come down from the belfry....
All my ass, wig, blacks, socks taxes are paid up finally.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
You are right MrsK....I am done.
I was not getting pissed, I am being rational in my explanations. ...but yes, you are correct.
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"In a word or two, it's you I wanna do; no not your body your mind you fool..."
- Prince "Sexy Muthafucka"
People with chronic mental illness and/or addictions should not be kept from their kids, of course not! But kids need a stable environment, so maybe the Dad should have legal custody. It happens quite often with mental health cases.
Britney also might have left a bad taste in someone's mouth when she ended her marriage via text message saying that she would have full custody of her kids. He might fear that she has that in her back pocket. And let's face it, I don't want to discriminate, but people with dramatic personality disorders WOULD do that.
DreamyAguileraEyes
Do you live with her to know if she goes through a panty check? That would happen maybe with Papa Joe and his daughters, but how can you be so sure of that? All that crap is gossip... Gossip is fun but is it really the truth? We don't live with celebrities so we never know what's really true or not. So just have fun with gossip... Don't let it make you that mad.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 27, 2008 - 5:00pm.
It's really best not to engage with these folks who have a weird emotional investment/attachment to celebrities.
Bless your heart, Mrs.K. SANITY! *phew*
Sweet jesu! Do we have to go down this road again? Shitney needs to be euthanized.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Submitted by Ivana on June 27, 2008 - 9:56pm.
Christina may not be perfect, but she hasn't tried to kill her son. Like Unfitney has. The biggest whore is ton is Unfitney...& Paris.
~♥~"Since I'm holding my son, I'm Not Gonna Belt In His Face!"~ Xtina to Larry King~♥~
~♥~"Oh My God! They've got little animals on their peepees, it's kinda funny ~Xtina~ ♥~
Submitted by Ivana on June 27, 2008 - 9:53pm.
I do believe that people can change and lately I've seen some serious changes in Britney's behaviour, maybe she finally woke up, perhaps a bit too late, but at least she did.
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She "changed", because she has no choice. Daddy Spears is watching her every move. The SECOND he leaves, she'll go back to being a trainwreck & hopefully OD whiles she's at it.
I mean come on, she has to a panty check BEFORE she even leaves the house, so she doesn't show the world her pussy again. THIS is thw "woman" you want in charge of little kids? I hope you're not a parent.
~♥~"Since I'm holding my son, I'm Not Gonna Belt In His Face!"~ Xtina to Larry King~♥~
~♥~"Oh My God! They've got little animals on their peepees, it's kinda funny ~Xtina~ ♥~
I vana, I don't dislike Britney because it is the "cool" thing to do. I am in my late 30's and do not succumb to "peer pressure". My opinion is my own.
I did not attack you personally, I just said to give it up....nothing was said about you. Did I call you a moron, or a baby, or any other name? Didn't think so.
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"In a word or two, it's you I wanna do; no not your body your mind you fool..."
- Prince "Sexy Muthafucka"
DreamyAguileraEyes
Please... don't even say anything lol I mean, look at your idol... The biggest whore alive and quite a drinker too, isn't she?! When your idol is someone like Aguilera, you should think twice before you diss someone lol.
I thought Ivana was funny!
Chill out damn hookers
parissucksliterally
That's fine, but isn't your opinion about Britney a cliché? I mean it's "cool" to hate Britney Spears and say she's a mess and a bad mother... I do believe that people can change and lately I've seen some serious changes in Britney's behaviour, maybe she finally woke up, perhaps a bit too late, but at least she did. I do understand your reasons for disliking her and that's fine with me, but do not attack me for liking Britney, wich I do.
OK, Ivana, let her RAISE YOUR KIDS!
Since she's parent of the century to you, go for it.
Or is it simply, you don't like KFed, there by, I am able to quash your rebuttal argument that I don't like Shitney so that must be the only reason I don't want her to have custody.
Tit for tat honey.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Submitted by M.E. on June 27, 2008 - 4:48pm.
Whoa. I'm seeing a crazy ass poster pattern. Any one?
Yes. *sigh* Please don't feed because that's how it survives.
BTW, how are you doing, hon? I hope you are doing well.
I have a Johnny Depp movie in my netflix cue for today! Can you guess which one? It's recent. =)
Subject: God bless the baby children for they are the innocents of the world and do not deserve our sorrows, our pains and our skeletons.
Submitted by Ivana on June 27, 2008 - 3:47pm.
angel_i
Are you an adult? If you are, act like one.
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You're not the boss of me!
PS. I wasn't suggesting you were on meds, silly. I was suggesting that you sell them.
♥ Just because I have my standards they think I'm a bitch. ~ Diana Ross Lean Like a Chola
Ivana, I just think you are hoping for something that ain't gonna happen.
She's a mess....and I'm still not sold on the bi-polar disorder.
At first, I thought Kevin was all about the money too, but he has handled this past year in a very mature way. My opinion has changed regarding him (to an extent, I do not think he is a wonderful person)
I like my men with an actual dick in their pants, so I will pass on your offer to go "toss some dwarf's salad", thankyouverymuch.
Have a nice day, and enjoy your delusional world, where Britney is "all better" and a "good Mom".
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"In a word or two, it's you I wanna do; no not your body your mind you fool..."
- Prince "Sexy Muthafucka"
@ Ivana -
Yes let's give two defenseless children to a "woman" who doesn't want them.
You are forgetting that Unfitney almost DROPPED Sean, while still managing to hold onto her drink.
DROVE with him on her lap!!
DIDN'T take him to the docs until 24 AFTER he FELL from his HIGH CHAIR!
She L0CKED herslef in a BATHROOM with Jayden, who was taken to hospital BRUISED. (Don't care WHAT they say, SHE gave him those bruises)
Oh & lets not forgt she can't do ANYTHING unless her DADDY says she can!
What a WONDERFUL mother, I don't think!!
~♥~"Since I'm holding my son, I'm Not Gonna Belt In His Face!"~ Xtina to Larry King~♥~
~♥~"Oh My God! They've got little animals on their peepees, it's kinda funny ~Xtina~ ♥~
Whoa. I'm seeing a crazy ass poster pattern. Any one?
angel_i
Are you an adult? If you are, act like one. As I said, you may dislike her, but I do like her! I'm on meds because of that? Maybe you're on meds for being so mad about Britney... Anger management classes, honey.
bossy!
Submitted by Ivana on June 27, 2008 - 3:43pm.
parissucksliterally
Say what? You dislike Britney but I like the girl,
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So. You're in Pharmaceuticals, then?
♥ Just because I have my standards they think I'm a bitch. ~ Diana Ross Lean Like a Chola
Ivana takes no prisoners
i like it!
BRADIFUL BITCH
Excuse me, I'm allowed to express my opinion if I like Britney, just because you dislike her, doesn't make me wrong... And by game I meant the whole trial stuff, you need to relax lol
Ruh Roh. Did someone really come to this board and say Brit Brit should get her kids back?Really???
♥ Just because I have my standards they think I'm a bitch. ~ Diana Ross Lean Like a Chola
SPF and JJ would be better off living in the Gingerbread House with the canibal witch than with either one of these losers.
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"Fuck off, ya Bitch-holes." by my son. I am so proud...
parissucksliterally
Say what? You dislike Britney but I like the girl, so what? If you a got a problem with that, go toss some dwarfs salad.
Ivana on June 27, 2008 - 4:31pm
Trying to get custody of kids is a game to you?
Shitney's "game" playing is over, that's why she doesn't have her kids in the first place.
Looser.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Submitted by Ivana on June 27, 2008 - 12:31pm.
Bitch please! K-shit wants sole custody because he can smell the money! Fucking loser, piece of shit! I can imagine how much Britney regrets to allow his dick into her life. Britney get well and get those kids, you got the money so you're in charge! Play the game RIGHT, bitch, we love you
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Uh, yeah. Because money = a good parent.
Dumbfuck comment of the day here.
xxyxz - good luck on the last of your move (and those diet pills!) and hurry back so I can talk to your funny ass
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what a bossy bitch
i don't understand this. britney has to be constantly supervised herself. how can she get custody of anyone?
yes she is doing better and good for her. but she isn't doing it on her own and it is a lot of work. her dad is aging right in front of our eyes. he is probably chasing her all over that house at night trying to keep her from sneaking out and going crazy.
OOPS!
Sorry xxyz....I will certainly pass it on....lol
brain dead, anyone?
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"In a word or two, it's you I wanna do; no not your body your mind you fool..."
- Prince "Sexy Muthafucka"
Ivana, please. Give it up.
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"In a word or two, it's you I wanna do; no not your body your mind you fool..."
- Prince "Sexy Muthafucka"
PSL
You can give Sheeps a sloppy ol' kiss from me if you want to but it was Ms.xxyxz (on June 27, 2008 - 1:18pm) who wanted you to give her regards to MP and Sheeps.
hee hee hee
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Near the end, "Sir, you kill my children with this price."
Bitch please! K-shit wants sole custody because he can smell the money! Fucking loser, piece of shit! I can imagine how much Britney regrets to allow his dick into her life. Britney get well and get those kids, you got the money so you're in charge! Play the game RIGHT, bitch, we love you.
BUNNY. xoxoxo
VLL. I'm almost done . I'm just dragging ass getting the last of it done.
*looking on-line for cheap diet pills*
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 27, 2008 - 4:19pm.
I'm glad you understood that , ".", because I have never "nurst" into tears before....hehehehe.
lol! Did you notice I corrected that for you when I replied without making mention of it? Yep, you're welcome. *chuckles* -And, yes, BS has been looking so sad lately that it's pretty pathetic. When she's in her full-on manic attention nutso shit I feel bad for her then too but somehow that's much easier to laugh at (still not nice but hey, I'm not perfeKt).
joe s., full stoppppppp, er bump, bang, crash. Screeeeeeeeth! haha! Yes, I honestly don't believe that's a 'stache' but a shadow and no matter how many make-up you tricks you can perform shadows are hard to disguise.
although, in brit's defense, she IS showing slightly better hygiene. Which of course, does place her in the cat territory of being able to groom oneself.
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"Self-promotion, for me, is like going to the dentist" —Daniel Craig
I found this pic of Unfitney & thought I'd share
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_04/britneyBIG3108_468x731.jpg
~♥~"Since I'm holding my son, I'm Not Gonna Belt In His Face!"~ Xtina to Larry King~♥~
~♥~"Oh My God! They've got little animals on their peepees, it's kinda funny ~Xtina~ ♥~
Oh my cheeto, is it going to be on Court TV?
Will they have a special Shitney to English translator? Sub titles?
They were all jealous of the impending trial of the century, Phoebe Price vs. Chanel, Phoebe better get all gussied up and start standing in front of area Chanel stores and various out door dining establishments if she wants to keep her thunder.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
hi MrsK!
I haven't seen Monkeypox in a while, but I always see or talk to the Sheeps...will definitely pass it on.....
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"In a word or two, it's you I wanna do; no not your body your mind you fool..."
- Prince "Sexy Muthafucka"
angrymom, your roger never fails to crack me up.
on topic, yes, let the kids go live with a pack of wolves, that way, they'd stand a chance.
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RIP George Carlin