Friday, June 27th 2008

CoCo, Step Away From The Ron Jeremy

CoCo does not need to be fraternizing with the pornbear known as Ron Jeremy! She must maintain her image as a sophisticated, all-natural, innocent and elegant beauty. No wonder her chichis look like they were involved in a 6-man pile-up. The sin stank from Ron Jeremy is damaging her precious tittays.

You know what's even worse than Ron Jeremy? The CROCS on his feet. CROCS! A porn bear in CROCS. I've seen it all. I'm surprised CoCo's expensive bootleg Louboutins aren't melting from being so close to Ron's silicone asshole shoes.

Posted by: Michael K


Cindyloo's picture

Ron has got to be a walking std. And...wouldn't you think he's got a few dollars in the bank so he could dress better? Or not?

EastEndGirl's picture

Oh I see, the momma of your stalker.

Shite.

Lightbulb! Introduce her to Dimitri. Perfection.

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Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA

Fucking_Classy's picture

This picture oozes class.

...and STDs.

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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."

EEG - well there's a lot to the story, but I called this crazy bitch's momma once and the sound of her voice was enough to give me nightmares for a week and explained the crazy of her daughter with just 3 syllables and I knew I was talking to the debil.

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But fuck all that noise, you want to make out? - Angelina Jolie-Pitt

@Mrs.K- Jackie O would have put some fake pearl adornments on her Crocs!

EastEndGirl's picture

VLL,

Don't tease bitch, tell the story.

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Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA

Hey, are his Crocs black satin. sheck out the thumbnail with him alone. I swear they are satin!

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Submitted by devilgirl on June 27, 2008 - 12:26pm.

@Mrs.K- Crocs and a pill box hat!
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Leopard skin pill box hat...wait, that gives me an idea!!!
Leopard skin Crocs!!!!!
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Near the end, "Sir, you kill my children with this price."

EEG - I couldn't agree more. I mentioned recently that when I meet Satan, he will have golden curls and the face of Chad Kroeger, and the voice of this crazy bitch I know's momma (long story).

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@Mrs.K- Crocs and a pill box hat!

Alltheprettyones's picture

They all look like a six mile pile-up accident on the Grapevine of Fug.

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EastEndGirl's picture

VLL,

Nickleback Sucks Donkey Balls.

Blech.

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Cindyloo's picture

Ron Jeremy looks like hell. And...can't he afford to dress better?

DebFrmHell's picture

So can Rojo. She just unstraps it...

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Submitted by EastEndGirl on June 27, 2008 - 12:16pm.
I love the clip of Ron Jeremy sucking his own dick.
Anyone who can do this deserves our collective admiration and respect.
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NUH UH! Chad Kroeger can suck his own dick.

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girl_cheese's picture

Back in the day (70s), Ron Jeremy was actually tha hotness. He was fine ... and he had a big ol' dick. He's used to Coco-types, probably gravitates to them naturally. (Is it the angle or is she buying shoes for herself a size too small??)

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Submitted by EastEndGirl on June 27, 2008 - 12:16pm.:
I didn't know that Jeremy was ambidicksucks.

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EastEndGirl's picture

I love the clip of Ron Jeremy sucking his own dick.

Anyone who can do this deserves our collective admiration and respect.

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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA

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Mrs.Kravitz on June 27, 2008 - 3:13pm

Oh I see how you are....

*rummages through Bunny's closet, steals the left shoe only to all her Crocs and knocks over her Wino shrine*

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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"

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Mrs.Kravitz on June 27, 2008 - 3:12pm

NEVER!!!!

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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"

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Submitted by devilgirl on June 27, 2008 - 12:10pm.:

Next will be Chicken Cutlets in a pair of beautiful purple high-heeled Crocs.

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 27, 2008 - 12:11pm.

I'm with ChubbyWubby, I like these two.
They don't give a shit.
They don't hurt anyone, well not intentionally and I don't think they have kids, let 'em be.
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You are hereby and forthwith dismissed from the mean and shallow club, effective immediately!

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Near the end, "Sir, you kill my children with this price."

C's picture

i don't care how big ron jeremy's dick is who in their right mind would fuck him? he's always been ugly, right?

i think coco is cute.

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Submitted by devilgirl on June 27, 2008 - 12:10pm.
What is becoming of this world- First, Steven Tyler in Crocs, then Ron Jeremy, I bet Obama will be sporting them next!

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Do you think Jackie O would have worn Crocs?

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BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

I'm with ChubbyWubby, I like these two.
They don't give a shit.
They don't hurt anyone, well not intentionally and I don't think they have kids, let 'em be.

Ron Jeremy, he's just nast.
Porn Hero or whatever.

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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

I seen Iced Tea on that cop show he is on and he sure does suck.
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Near the end, "Sir, you kill my children with this price."

What is becoming of this world- First, Steven Tyler in Crocs, then Ron Jeremy, I bet Obama will be sporting them next!

Miss Priss's picture

Ew. Ron Jeremy's *ahem* horse schlong is so GD big.(i've seen a porn he was in once) Still didn't make me want to bang him. He looks like he eats KFC out of the bucket and wipes his hands on the couch...or his sweatpants...

OMG!! He looks like Carl from Aqua Teen!(minues the flip-flops, just Crocks). LMAO

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I say we get dangerous

ChubbyWubby's picture

For as much as everyone, including me, makes fun of both CoCo and Ice-T, they are still happily married.

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Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Jeremy is wearing faux Crocs, not the real thing, they are knock offs!
Sad, really.
If you are going to wear brighly colored plastic klown shoes you might as well wear the original and the best.

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FruFru's picture

Ice-T's lips are gross... they look ashy.. why are they almost the same color as his skin ? Coco actually doesn't look that bad here.

Clarisse's picture

Cock in Crocs.

Oh, that was crude of me.

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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 27, 2008 - 2:59pm.
I think I just got AIDS from looking at this picture.
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Well, now theres 2 things. You really ought 2 B more careful!
*in case u didnt realize and take this too seriously.....jk*

Momus the Sarcastic's picture

She stole Shauna's lovely Lucite plats!

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Michaela's picture

It is sad when little boys wear crocs. They are the ugliest shoe ever.

This picture is SOO RICH!!

weenielover's picture

grossness

Cuntress's picture

What says "I just don't give a shit" more, the Crocs or wearing your cleanest pair of dirty pants three days in a row?

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Submitted by kdracofan on June 27, 2008 - 11:57am.
Mrs.Kravitz: lol how did you survive such attack!? lol

Not funny!!!!!
OK, it is.
I was trying to play pickle ball and I tripped over my big Krusty the Klown channeling brightly colored plastic shoes and jammed my toe and now my foot is swollen and the nail broke and so how the hell can I get a pedicure?!?!?!

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Near the end, "Sir, you kill my children with this price."

I think I just got AIDS from looking at this picture.

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But fuck all that noise, you want to make out? - Angelina Jolie-Pitt

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Submitted by Miss Priss on June 27, 2008 - 11:55am.
And they have the little thingies you stick in there for decoration...those little buttons.lol
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OK, we all know I love my Crocs, well, until last night when they tried to maim me but anyway those decorations are like pink and white tights...only for those under 5 years old.

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kdracofan's picture

Mrs.Kravitz: lol how did you survive such attack!? lol

Miss Priss's picture

Crocs are so fug.

*whispering*

There are like 3 ladies here at work that wear them. And they have the little thingies you stick in there for decoration...those little buttons.lol

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I say we get dangerous

MacKoroni's picture

Crocs AND stained dirty looking track pants.

boysexy123's picture

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Nicoliosis's picture

I agree about the Crocs. They are the most vile of all footwear. The best quote ever about Crocs was said by this guy on that Vh1 I love the new millennium show (which I am embarrassed to have watched)

"I would rather jump in a river of boiling snot than wear a pair of Crocs"

SO TRUE.