Friday, June 27th 2008
CoCo, Step Away From The Ron Jeremy
CoCo does not need to be fraternizing with the pornbear known as Ron Jeremy! She must maintain her image as a sophisticated, all-natural, innocent and elegant beauty. No wonder her chichis look like they were involved in a 6-man pile-up. The sin stank from Ron Jeremy is damaging her precious tittays.
You know what's even worse than Ron Jeremy? The CROCS on his feet. CROCS! A porn bear in CROCS. I've seen it all. I'm surprised CoCo's expensive bootleg Louboutins aren't melting from being so close to Ron's silicone asshole shoes.
Jeez, first it was rock and Crocs, now it's cock and Crocs. The world is not far from ending.
Shes bangin Ron Jeremy now
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
CoCo is so hot,I lust for her in a big way.I would do the nasty with her in a hot second!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Crocs are so offensive I sometimes want to chop off the feet of the morons wearing them!
Your face!
to letinstar
cuz ice t has to keep his pimp hand strong.
wow... Ron Jeremy with a whore and a pimp... who would've thunk it?
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"I am a man, who still does what he can.
to dispel our archaic reputation.
I am a man who has heard all he can.
Cuz, I don't fare well with endless punishment."
Ron is clearly not accustomed to having the 2nd largest dick on the dais. Congrats, Coco!
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
another question...the crocs are unforgiveable, but why are there stains on jeremy's knees?
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
did coco plastic tits get caught in the car door or something...all i see are dings and scars ...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 27, 2008 - 12:04pm.
radio siren, I think back in the 70's, porn was entirely different than now. It was "wrong" where now, please, soooo many people WANT to be Porn Stars. There weren't many men in the Industry, and it was all about the cock size, not the face. John Holmes was pretty fucking ugly too.
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Very true. It was a completely different era and social consciousness.
What are you up to this fine evening??
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Submitted by Mawy on June 27, 2008 - 6:08pm.
Coco is so friggin unattractive and plastic looking. i dunno if her horrible makeup emphasizes her lack of cuteness or what. and her jaw is manly.
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Wow. I never noticed the manjaw...must be the basketball tits, ass implants, bleach, whorish clothes and skank distracted me from this fact. If that is her intention, job well done...sort of...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
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Submitted by xxyxz on June 27, 2008 - 4:26pm.
knudge, wink :)
EYEROLL
LOL ...
Submitted by Ivana on June 27, 2008 - 2:25pm.
Omg... When will crocs be banned forever!
When Britney gets custody of her boo boos
Coco is so friggin unattractive and plastic looking. i dunno if her horrible makeup emphasizes her lack of cuteness or what. and her jaw is manly.
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Ronnie's not so bad. (Yes, he wears way too much cologne and yes, he refuses to wear anything other than sweatpants, but he's got a good heart.)
I can only imagine the freakish sex that took place once the three of them got back to T's house.
Kiss,
Fifi
"Self improvement is masturbation. Now self-destruction..."
LoL/ She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club-- W e a l t h y D a t e r.com-- for hot guys and girls
to hook up each other. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.
Omg... When will crocs be banned forever! Crocs only look cute on little kids. Coco is a skank but a hot skank!
Submitted by Stock Broker on June 27, 2008 - 2:01pm.
Mrs. Kravitz ~ what are you trying to tell me with that link?
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Hey, now, I'm a porn star!
(with chartreuse Crocs pinned behind my ears, sweet cheeks!)♥
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Near the end, "Sir, you kill my children with this price."
coco=another blonde with water sacks.
next!
zzzzzz
madam S, here is the link to the soundtrack I used for "zomay meets DHL delivery man scene 3.
It really made the whole movie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQDU-2qMre0
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Submitted by Little China Doll on June 27, 2008 - 4:35pm.
I wanted a more classy avie, so thanks to . , I now have old school, giant walking STD RonJ.
Can we all say "high class"?
LCD, awwwwwwwww c'mon! That's ALL my fault? lol
Mrs. Kravitz ~ what are you trying to tell me with that link?
Saw him when he was a guest on the Bang Bus. He junk was so limp he had to grip it during the entire episode to keep it from deflating.
I wanted a more classy avie, so thanks to . , I now have old school, giant walking STD RonJ.
Can we all say "high class"?
"...always wear blue blockers around guido strippers."- MK
Mrs K., let's go with the avocado...the more sickening, the better...lol
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"In a word or two, it's you I wanna do; no not your body your mind you fool..."
- Prince "Sexy Muthafucka"
PSL--
Chartreuse green, kelly green, lime green, kiwi green, avocado green, British racing care green or park bench green?
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Near the end, "Sir, you kill my children with this price."
Submitted by zomay on June 27, 2008 - 1:16pm.
Mrs.Kravitz I sent you some porn too. Remember you asked me to send some of that Japanese old people porn? Well I could not find that, so I sent some Mabel Hodges clips. SHHHH don't tell her.
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Yeah, it got all sticky so I had to throw it out...
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Near the end, "Sir, you kill my children with this price."
parissucksliterally on June 27, 2008 - 1:18pm.
hahahahahha, I just pictured some chick getting pounded with her green crocs pinned by her ears.....LMAO
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Ha, how sexay.
madam s, I would NEVER do that to you. Unless of course they make lucite 7 inch crocs.
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hahahahahha, I just pictured some chick getting pounded with her green crocs pinned by her ears.....LMAO
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"In a word or two, it's you I wanna do; no not your body your mind you fool..."
- Prince "Sexy Muthafucka"
Mrs.Kravitz I sent you some porn too. Remember you asked me to send some of that Japanese old people porn? Well I could not find that, so I sent some Mabel Hodges clips. SHHHH don't tell her.
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zomay,
But that's just you starring in your own personal amateur porn. And I've never noticed YOU wearing Crocs yet. By the way... loved the soundtrack on the last one you sent.
xo
Submitted by Stock Broker on June 27, 2008 - 1:03pm.
Goes to show that only porn stars, Claymates, or asshats wear Crocs.
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Near the end, "Sir, you kill my children with this price."
madam s. on June 27, 2008 - 12:49pm.
Someone will have to let me know if Crocs start making an appearance in porn. I can just see some fake-tittied blonde taking it from behind with her bright pink gardening shoes on. And Ron Jeremy giving it to her from behind wearing his blue ones. Sexay.
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Ha Ha Madam S., don't act like you don't watch all the porn I send to your house.
Ron J. grosses me out big time. I don't care if he can suck the toe-jam out of his toes, he's fucking nasty.
He didn't do anything for me when he was younger either but you can judge for yourselves [yes, its safe for work]:
http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/images/200710/20071029ho_jeremy.1_500.jpg
More recent photo and not safe for your intestines:
http://www.thelmagazine.com/lmag_blog/files/Images/ron_jeremy_captured.j...
Definitely a hairy beast.
radio siren, I think back in the 70's, porn was entirely different than now. It was "wrong" where now, please, soooo many people WANT to be Porn Stars. There weren't many men in the Industry, and it was all about the cock size, not the face. John Holmes was pretty fucking ugly too.
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"In a word or two, it's you I wanna do; no not your body your mind you fool..."
- Prince "Sexy Muthafucka"
Goes to show that only porn stars, Claymates, or asshats wear Crocs.
...and I apologize in advance if I offended any DLister that wears them.
The sad fact that this troll was ever a porn "star" just goes to show how sick, twisted, and demented the world of porn is. There is no more convincing argument. He is not "hot," nor has he ever been "hot." He looks like the type of person who wears his cheeto-stained sweats for weeks on end even after the crotch area begins to reek unbearably. I would rather stab myself repeatedly in the eye with a rusty screwdriver than to ever let him even touch me. He is vile. And I'm in a generous mood today, so I'm actually being reserved on my condemnation of the greasebag.
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 27, 2008 - 3:51pm.
Madam S that was HAWT!
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No...im Hot, and youre Not...so top THAT!
How can i work now?? With all this natural grace and beauty here on Dlisted today!
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On the back it said, "Wish you were here."
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Madam S that was HAWT!
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But fuck all that noise, you want to make out? - Angelina Jolie-Pitt
At least their black.
You know - the Hedgehog became so popular because he was supposed to be "Everyman". So that when men watch porn, they can put themselves in his shoes. He is SO the reason why Dmitri thinks he's cool.
♥ Just because I have my standards they think I'm a bitch. ~ Diana Ross Lean Like a Chola
Ahhahha! Oh my god. The Hedgehog in Crocs!! The world has gone too far this time. The end is surely nigh.
Someone will have to let me know if Crocs start making an appearance in porn. I can just see some fake-tittied blonde taking it from behind with her bright pink gardening shoes on. And Ron Jeremy giving it to her from behind wearing his blue ones. Sexay.
That so many fuckwits would pay ridiculous money for molded plastic shoes proves the water supply has way too many chemicals. The maker of these chester molester sandals must laugh himself to sleep after he's jizzed in his pool full of benjamins.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on June 27, 2008 - 12:37pm.
actually no, it was some other crazy bitch, although I am sure it just tickles bitches pink to think every single goddamned thing I ever write on the internet is about her.
And where's that chickenhawk I ordered?
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But fuck all that noise, you want to make out? - Angelina Jolie-Pitt
cindyloo: I think he's just a slob. Willing to bet he has $$. I know someone else like this. You would never know he has a fecking FORtune. He is always freeloading and wiping his hands on his pants and dripping shit on his T-shirts. But he's loaded.
oh god.. we are all going to hell if hot porn stars like ron jeremy are wearing those devil shoes....
Speaking of Crocs... I had occasion to walk into a ridiculously overpriced ($95 tank top?) trendy boutique this morning and the salesgay (sorry, but he totally was) was wearing Crocs. I think this is one time where NYC is actually lagging behind the rest of the country in adopting a trend.
OT part of the story because I have to vent about this: Then he was asking his co-worker about whether to send the shorts I was returning (gift, because I cannot afford to shop there) to the dry cleaners before putting them back on the floor. They were unworn but had creases where I had folded them. He was all "Well, it would be cheaper than discounting them!" All for my benefit, because I dared to FOLD the shorts. And I happen to know that these high-end stores have those hand-held steamers to get out wrinkles, so he was just being a bitch.