Friday, June 27th 2008

Afternoon Crumbs

Christopher Meloni in drag. I'm scared.... - Towleroad

Put those away, Heeeiiggggl! - Hollywood Tuna

Pizza Face Diaz wants attention - IDLYITW

Breaking! RiRi and Chris Brown go grocery shopping together - Just Jared

Kiki Dunst needs a bra...NOW! - Popsugar

A bouquet of graffiti in NYC - Cityrag

Becks & Iker: A Love Story - Lainey Gossip

Vanessa Manilafolders in a bikini - Egotastic!

Heidi Montag: Queen of Denial (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Wonky has such a generous heart - Hollywood Rag



Jayda's picture

Christopher Meloni is creeping me out. Not hot

Cokeasian's picture

Meloni looks good with hair.

jussayin's picture

Kiki Dunst needs a bra...NOW!

...actually she needed one years ago. it's too late now!

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hot damn, ho, here we go again.

girl_cheese's picture

Yeah, I'm not believing horseface Montag, either. When you whore yourself out so egregiously, as she does, you've got to have some serious alcohol standing by just so you can make it thru the day. And then she's doing photo ops & appearances with that douche Spencer - you gotta be calling the crack dealer living with that. I wouldn't dare smoke a fatty around him because I'd probably become convinced that he's the devil and is here for my soul.

Miss Priss's picture

Submitted by Mel-Tang on June 27, 2008 - 2:47pm.
That looks like Tom Hanks in the DaVinci Code.

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Bwhahahahah! He does!

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I say we get dangerous

that's disgusting! I am a super sexy big beauty and I hate ugly men! I like big manful guys at___PlusMeet.c o m___,
where big boobs hotties, big booty beauties and big guys meet together for fun&romance!

Mel-Tang's picture

That looks like Tom Hanks in the DaVinci Code.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr6Y6kOo5rY
Hey Preppie

IWannaBeMonicaBellucci's picture

No way is that The Awesome Gene.

What a shitty photoshop job.

Pfffft. Fuckin' amateurs.

Team Valtrex's picture

Chris Meloni? I thought Amy Winehouse learned to apply her makeup better.

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Miss Priss's picture

xx

Good luck with that! Moving is a bitch.
I'm moving in August too. Can't wait*rolls eyes*

Glad to see you around!! ♥

PS: You're MY fav! ;0)

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I say we get dangerous

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Miss Priss

Aww. You know you're my favorite hor!
LOL. I'm working on moving right now and I'm almost done. I have the little crap done for now. I just have to move out the big stuff. Tuesday the nightmare will be over

KD's picture

About Lohan- I don't care. I'm just glad she won't be getting knocked up any time soon.

Does Heigl rhyhm with smeegle?

Grocery shopping, how romantic! RiRi's shoes look like those things you put on your feet, like my mom wore after her bunyon surgery, but all glammed up. Still ugly.

Do the children at the hospital suffer from gigantisism of the feet and hands, too??

parkrangerpete's picture

How'd u find a picture of my dad?

Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs

Miss Priss's picture

xxyxz

Hi beeyotch! Where ya been?

Where's my love? No love for The Priss?? huh?? lol

BTW, what happened to your MySpace?

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I say we get dangerous

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Submitted by xxyxz on June 27, 2008 - 11:27am.

Just the usual BS plus the latest Lohan melodrama above.

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boysexy123's picture

I saw some new privacy news in site ’’W e a l t h y L o v I n g .c o m’’. Maybe it will have heavy influence on us. Just care.

xxyxz's picture

Missy & Momus

xoxoxo

How's everyone ? Anything exciting or new?

xxyxz's picture

clarisse

Almost... We still have to move the big furniture and do the cleaning:(

But by Tuesday Everything will be all done

Momus the Sarcastic's picture

Submitted by xxyxz on June 27, 2008 - 11:14am.:
Hi.

Cammy won't go away.
Do we really want her to?
Who would replace her in our sarcastic little hearts?
She's a nice respite from Chicken Cutlets.

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missy's picture

xxyxz♥♥!! HI DOLL-FACE!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

Clarisse's picture

xxyxz !!!!
All moved?

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xxyxz's picture

hey my Dlisted Sluts!

On topic . Cammy. Go away

He looks a lot like Tom Hanks in Bosom Buddies.

devilgirl's picture

WTF? What kind of self respecting drag queen would go out looking like that?

Stock Broker's picture

When I saw the photo, I thought it was another "Caption This" contest.

Too bad.

M.E.'s picture

Uhm Meloni, WTF???????????? Don't taint the hotness. Oh PLEASE!!!

kiwikim's picture

Submitted by Miss Priss on June 27, 2008 - 1:36pm.
Yeah right Wonky. All the loose change she had at the bottom of her purse was her donation. A whopping $3.00

Her poopy spray tan cost more than what she donated. Bitch is selfish and evil
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There were probably a couple of prescription pills sort of dirty and clinging to a few odd strands of hair, an old piece of chewing gum, and a condom down there at the bottom of her purse that got thrown into the mix too.

kiwikim's picture

Regarding KD's tits...I didn't really see it in the clips, but remember seeing the batman movie a couple of years back and thinking I wish that girl would put on a fucking bra. Same thing happened in the Jennifer Aniston movie of a couple of years back where she ends up with the wedding photographer....her braless tits in v neck t-shirts everywhere.

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holy photoshop batman!

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Does he have a hit out on Billy Madison, too?

The wig, lipstick and suspenders I can take. The one bizarro nip slip is weirding me out.

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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!

Mmmmmm....Melonie, I used to watch Oz and L&O solely to see that good looking piece of goodness. Mmmmmm, who cares if hes gay?!?

LoLo's picture

Im pretending the main pic is heidi montag skank you very much hwores!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!

Britneys cheap ass wig's picture

Wtf? I still love him.

Hey KD long time no see!! I miss you!

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Hey sexy wanna come over and play Guitar Hero?

DeeDee's picture

Chris Meloni's drag pic looks like Joe Perry with lipstick. lol

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~George Carlin. RIP George.

Momus the Sarcastic's picture

Since the pet shops in SoCal won't let Wonky buy puppies, she thinks that she can buy babies at hospitals.

She's so stupid. St. Angie and St. Madge knows that the best bargains on babies are from Third World countries.

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Momus the Sarcastic's picture

Meloni must have got dressed and put on his make-up while driving over railroad tracks.

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christine the hoff's picture

can we get ONE DAY without mention of horseface mountfag???
one fucking day??
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin

Miss Priss's picture

Damn Cammy is fug

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I say we get dangerous

"Christopher Meloni in drag. I'm scared"

I have a softy penchant for men in drag but you're right, Michael, I'm scared too. That lipstick and wig are all kinds of fucked up.

kdracofan's picture

Can someone hold me? that picture scared me!

loozer's picture

Meloni is fearless. I am still amazed at his role in Harold & Kumar. I didn't even know it was him for a long time.
http://www.promisekept.net/chris%20meloni%20harold%20&%20kumar.jpg
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Clarisse's picture

Love Christopher Meloni!

David and Iker...I'd pay money to see that...hell yes i would.

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LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

I can't take much more of Diaz. I think I might shave her head and put Rogaine on her upper lip. God knows she'd fuck off if she was walking around with no hair and a 'stache.

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Miss Priss's picture

Yeah right Wonky. All the loose change she had at the bottom of her purse was her donation. A whopping $3.00

Her poopy spray tan cost more than what she donated. Bitch is selfish and evil

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I say we get dangerous

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