Crazy Eyes Goes To Court!
YouTube superstar Tricia Walsh-Smith brought her own brand of crazy to a NYC court room yesterday. On day one of her divorce trial to Philip Smith, Tricia took the stand and claimed the only mean thing she ever did to her husband was " put skim milk in his cappuccino."
Tricia's crazy ass seemed to forget going on YouTube and telling the world she found a box of Viagra and porn belonging to him. She also said they never fucked.
The NY Post reports Philip's lawyer played several crazy voicemails left by Tricia to her husband. In one message, Tricia told her husband, "I will cut your balls off and have them for breakfast." Hmm...this is what Madge tells Guy every night before bedtime.
Crazy Eyes defended herself by saying she's "entitled to get angry and have an opinion." She also said she only went on YouTube because Philip kicked her out of their apartment. "I basically did it so somebody would help me," she said. And thank God she did.
Here's Crazy Eyes living up to her nickname as she arrived in court yesterday.
Charlize Theron Looks Horrible.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
Jeez, who did that bitch's nose? She should for malpractice.
The more I see of her the more I understand why he is divorcing her.
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The more I see her the more I wonder why he married her.
Good!
I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club--w e a l t h y D a t e r .com-- for hot guys and girls
to hook up each other. She is really disgusting with bikini in that video.
The botox has obviously gone to her brain.
Should she be admitting they've never consummated the marriage? Doesn't that mean the marriage can be annulled and hubby can walk away scot free?
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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 27, 2008 - 1:38pm.
" put skim milk in his cappuccino."? That's bitterhousewifeanese for "put the pool boy's jizz in his cappuccino.
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Exactly, and fuck the Logans and all the other trash famewhores. This batshitter deserves a reality show.
Damn shes hot
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
The Joan Van Ark makeup does not work. Not for her, nor anyone.
Attention Batboy. We have found your mother.
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"Fuck off, ya Bitch-holes." by my son. I am so proud...
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 27, 2008 - 1:38pm.
" put skim milk in his cappuccino."? That's bitterhousewifeanese for "put the pool boy's jizz in his cappuccino.
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Hee.
I thought the whole point was to NOT have to fuck your creepy old husband!
" put skim milk in his cappuccino."? That's bitterhousewifeanese for "put the pool boy's jizz in his cappuccino.
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But fuck all that noise, you want to make out? - Angelina Jolie-Pitt
Her ears look like Bat Boy's from the cover of Weekly World News.
And if you cover the main photo from around the mouth down the top part looks like Charlize Theron. Try it.
Did she always have those crazy eyes?
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Her lawyers must loooove her. *sarcasm*
Submitted by ricki lake on June 27, 2008 - 10:16am.:
Apparently, she is got her wish. We are paying attention to her. Now, she want's her deluded hubby to pay FOR her.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Mmmmm... freshly severed balls and eggs. The breakfast of champions.
"I basically did it so somebody would help me....cling desperately to a standard of living I've done nothing to earn for myself, not even by fucking the miserable bastard I married for money. Poor me! Why I can't I get super rich for nothing! Pay attention to me!"
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on June 27, 2008 - 1:15pm.
Submitted by The C word on June 27, 2008 - 10:13am.
The more I see of her the more I understand why he is divorcing her.
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The more I see her the more I wonder why he married her.
Drugs must have been involved.
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LOL!! Good point Momus!
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
I'm easily amused but not by this bitch. I just don't get it.
Cute dress though.
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Hey sexy wanna come over and play Guitar Hero?
Submitted by The C word on June 27, 2008 - 10:13am.
The more I see of her the more I understand why he is divorcing her.
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The more I see her the more I wonder why he married her.
Drugs must have been involved.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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The more I see of her the more I understand why he is divorcing her.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Her dress is nice, but looking at her makes me want to spread more sunscreen on my face and body.
People of the world, stop tanning and turning your skin into leather! It's not a nice look!
As far as her marriage, I think she knew what she was getting into from the get go. She looks like a certain type that only goes for rich douchebag men that will provide for her lifestyle. (Kinda like Uma Thurman in the previous post). Then they are in shock and hurt when they find out what a true prick he is.
Can we get some celeb gossip please??!!!
And P.S. this is why face lifts are a bad idea if you don't get a neck lift too!!
I didn't care then
I could care less now
attention whore much?
Christ, get over it already!
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin
Maybe if she put real cream in the cappo and fucked him then they wouldn't be in divorce court.
Obviously, she is not a real housewife from New York.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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