He Had Me At "Elegant"

Submitted by kdracofan on June 27, 2008 - 1:55pm.

kdracofan, Michael K. and his mod/s are the only people who can change an actual username. Anyone can have more than one username here but they can't just change an established one on the fly. Yes, Mike has given everyone the advantage of editing their posts and reporting abuse and spam but you need the big cheese to actually change your screen name. I missed the whole Mel-Tang thing but someone couldn't use his/her EXACT name unless they know his/her password which I doubt so it must have been an asshat who used a version of Mel's name that APPEARED to be the same much like that ass-tard PSL stalker.

I once dated a Greek dude who was really sweet but did not take NO for an answer. I hit his ass with my car once when he wouldn't let me leave and was blocking the road and he was still on my phone for WEEKS leaving me crazy messages asking my why I wouldn't call him back.

I think it might be a cultural thing to be so aggressive towards women because that was one of his excuses. "I don't know your culture, I am sorry if I frightened you, I don't know why you're so upset." I guess a young woman with hungry fighting pit bulls snarling at her feet and a man who has taken her purse and won't let her leave that she has to stab with her keys, snatch her shit and make a mad dash for the car is normal where he is from.

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But fuck all that noise, you want to make out? - Angelina Jolie-Pitt

kdraco and LoLo, I think someone hacked the system somehow.
Because the idiot who posted under my name was able to delete their original comment, and it wasn't me.
So, they obviously got in somehow and have access to everyone's info. Ruh Roh.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr6Y6kOo5rY
Hey Preppie

I do club promoting throughout Toronto...swear I've seen one of his friends around...I'm going to have to send out an APB .....or do a lil facebook stalking...I MUST find this catch! He makes my persian stalker look sane

I'm thinking the reasoning Dimitri is using to figure out why Olga has not returned his calls are a cumulative Greatest Hits of ACTUAL EXCUSES women have told him in the past.
Greatest Hits Volume I. that is.

And of course why would any woman lie to him?

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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"

Submitted by thlayly5 on June 27, 2008 - 1:53pm.

That story is scary as hell. What if you hadn't had a boyfriend? Good fucking grief! TAZERRRRRRRRr times!

Mel-Tang on June 27, 2008 - 1:50pm.
LoLo!
Some arsehole used my name to post earlier. I can't find the original post, but kdraco and rickilake responded to 'it.'
I don't live in Queens. I've never even been to Queens. LOL
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that fucker...that's why I was like Mel-tang you really from Queens!? I've never heard you talking about Queens before.
So wait, I can't find the original post either, does that mean people can change their names? Cause I've been noticing that's been going on...the usual DLISTED stalker and no its not LA/HA, has been coming around and posting shit and then the user name is no longer around....VERY INTERESTING MY FRIENDS....

(I need a life lol)

This guy scares me.

First, this message made my day. i'm still in tears. I think Olga may want to go into the witness protection program. Dimitri is a....what's the word I'm looking for...oh,yeah. Psycccccho. I had some guy stalk me at work once. He found out what I did for a living and claimed he needed help in that area. I had to ask the receptionist to tell him I was on a permanent vacation. Come to think of it, his name was Dimitri.

Submitted by Mel-Tang on June 27, 2008 - 1:51pm.

I looked for it and i couldnt find it!
That was way freaky!

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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!

I'm an idiot--- I didn't see that these had already totally been posted...... urgh.

I think everyone with douchetastic male stories should share...

I was waiting for the orange line one day, and a man I didn't know asked me if I was Italian. Now, I am originally from a very small town, so I replied (dumb, dumb, dumb) and said, "No." Then he said he was from Italy, and he had been looking for me forever, and I was his destiny... That was the second thing he said to me. He tried to prevent me from getting on the T until my then-boyfriend finally caught up to me.

Awkward!

"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-

"Maybe your mother has cancer, and you're going to chemo…"

The lack of reason in that statement is astounding

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But fuck all that noise, you want to make out? - Angelina Jolie-Pitt

OMG maybe it's Dimitri using my name to try and give a shout out to Olga.

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Hey Preppie

LoLo!
Some arsehole used my name to post earlier. I can't find the original post, but kdraco and rickilake responded to 'it.'
I don't live in Queens. I've never even been to Queens. LOL

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Hey Preppie

I love the editor of this vid:

OMFG STFU comes up at the perfect times!

I'd have to return his call; I'd have to:

Ok, Dimitri, I gave you my number so you would fuck off. You were so aggressive and I don't like to be rude so I couldn't figure out another way. I imagined you would call me and when I didn't call back you'd leave me alone. But you didn't. So now, this is how it's going to work. Call me again and I'll call the police. Ok? Great! Byeeeeeeeee!

♥ Just because I have my standards they think I'm a bitch. ~ Diana Ross Lean Like a Chola

Submitted by thlayly5 on June 27, 2008 - 10:42am.

awesome. Thanks because I can't click the link at work.

This guys has big brass balls to call somebody and say that shit to them, and for that, I think he should be Hot Slut of something for being so batshit crazy.

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But fuck all that noise, you want to make out? - Angelina Jolie-Pitt

It's his second message. His first is a little tamer.

Hey Olga, it's Dimitri.

Sorry I had to leave such a rushed message with you when we met the other day. I just wanted to quickly give you my phone number, and needed to get the heck out of the area. In any event, I thought I had better leave you a more detailed message and explain why I approached you. I am single. I have no trouble meeting women; I mean, women approach me six or seven times a day. But I'm extremely particular about what I like. You're an extremely elegant woman. I couldn't take my eyes off you, and your friends were very jealous, even if they say they weren't they were envious of the fact that I approached you, and I was very taken by you. Elegant women are very rare. I'm Greek and I'm extremely particular about what I like. So I'm giving you an opportunity here. I don't know if you picked up the message on the weekend but I'm working on a movie script so I'll be doing that all weekend…

This looks like land line, and if it is, you may not get the message till Monday. But when you do, call me and we'll get together for coffee or drinks, and let the romance begin. You looked very taken aback by my approach, and I hope that wasn't timidness, I hope it was just shock at being approached so directly. Because I don't really date timid women, because I'm a very direct, very passionate, very assertive man, and I want a woman who is very independent and strong. So… we'll talk about that, but I just wanted to formally introduce myself. I leave the ball in your court. You call me as soon as you have the courage to. Okay, Olga? Talk to you soon, bye.

I love how weird he is. Who says this looks like a land line and predicts a return call? Or insults someone they want to take out by telling them they're timid and "we'll talk about that?" LOL!

"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-

Mel-Tang?

whats going on?
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!

"Now I understand if you've got other issues, maybe you're not playing games, I don't know… maybe you were abused in childhood?…Maybe your mother has cancer, and you're going to chemo…maybe you're just a person who's extremely frightened or has an anxiety disorder, maybe you're on some medication for that"

First Thank You thaly & CTH!.*edited after I scrolled down the thread*

Next, "maybe your Mother has cancer and you're going to chemo...."
*falls off chair*

?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"

''I'm completely single, I'm very intelligent, I'm great in bed, I make great money. Believe it or not, I'm a complete catch''

Funniest fuckery evah! I am curious to see what he looks like.

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AAAAAAAAH! Someone is posting things using my name!
I don't live in Queens.
Hey douchebag, get your own name!!!!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr6Y6kOo5rY
Hey Preppie

"Dimitri totally borrowed his mommy's cell phone to leave Elegant Olga messages during his lunch break from his 8-hour shift at Quizno's."

EXACTLY. Hammer meet nail on head!

Lay-HOO-Zay-Herrrrrrrrrrrrr.

sounds like he needs a restraining order a straitjacket and medication
;p
All you need in this world is a dirty mind and someone to share it with

Woohoo! Thanks -ohmy-!!

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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo

Hey- Anybody who's to lazy to click the link and scared of hearing the man talk-

Hi there, Olga it's Dimitri calling again, the guy from the street.
I left you a message several days ago you said you were interested. now here's the way I work. I don't like leaving second messages but I like you, you're a very elegant woman, you're very attractive, but, you know, I don't play that game. I know your friends tell you not to return calls, you're playing games like you see in stupid TV shows. So here's how it's gonna work it is now 4:30 on Wednesday. Now I'll assume, I'll assume that you've already left work, because, you know, some people leave work early, so I'll grant you that. But if I don't receive a phone call back from you by 3 o'clock Thursday afternoon I'm no longer interested and I'm going to erase your number. I don't play games like that. I'm completely single, I'm very intelligent, I'm great in bed, I make great money. Believe it or not, I'm a complete catch. I've only been single four months; I had a long distance relationship for about a year, it's very tough to maintain it like that; there's nothing wrong with me. As a matter of fact I'm one of the few men in the city that has nothing wrong with him. So I'm giving you the three o'clock deadline. If I don't hear from you by then, you lose my number — I'm erasing your number right now, so you won't be hearing back from me.

So that's it: three o'clock tomorrow, or you can just completely forget it.

Now I understand if you've got other issues, maybe you're not playing games, I don't know… maybe you were abused in childhood?…Maybe your mother has cancer, and you're going to chemo…maybe you're just a person who's extremely frightened or has an anxiety disorder, maybe you're on some medication for that…I don't know, there could be another issue that I'm not aware of. But nobody says "Call me," hands a person a business card and then doesn't return calls. It's extremely passive aggressive. You should actually look that up, passive-aggressive personality disorder. You let me know, if you've got issues, psychological issues, if you're on any sort of medication for anxiety or depression, I'm not interested. But if you're psychologically normal, and you haven't called me because there's been some horrible thing that's happened in your life that's prevented you from returning my calls, that's fine. But otherwise? Don't call me. Okay, bye.

"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-

Submitted by SpunkyBrewster on June 27, 2008 - 10:38am.
That myspace has gotta be him! His shirt says " Stop pretending you don't want me" LOL

It totally fits him right??? I want to imagine that myspace I found is him part of me wants to send him a message and say I'm friends with Olga... LMAO

When I lived in Sacramento - there was a radio station that had like a Douche Bag phone line... so girls could call the station and get a # and if they Met DB's out at the club they would give them this # set up by the radio station and these guys would call and leave messages not knowing it wasn't the chicks number.... some of the messages the guys left were UNREALllll and some kept calling OVER AND OVER... there are creeps out there for real!

That myspace has gotta be him! His shirt says " Stop pretending you don't want me" LOL

Pompom
some take to it, some don't have the agression, but they're still the most wonderful dogs on the planet, I believe that with all my heart.

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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin

I have a feeling Olga is smarter than we think.
She probably has a whole stack of 'douche cards' she hands out to dickheads like this, and then has them call a seperate phone where she records their asstastic messages. Then she and her friends have a party and listen to and rate the douchiest message.
Good Times.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr6Y6kOo5rY
Hey Preppie

Now I understand if you've got other issues, maybe you're not playing games, I don't know… maybe you were abused in childhood?…Maybe your mother has cancer, and you're going to chemo…maybe you're just a person who's extremely frightened or has an anxiety disorder, maybe you're on some medication for that…I don't know, there could be another issue that I'm not aware of. But nobody says "Call me," hands a person a business card and then doesn't return calls. It's extremely passive aggressive. You should actually look that up, passive-aggressive personality disorder. You let me know, if you've got issues, psychological issues, if you're on any sort of medication for anxiety or depression, I'm not interested. But if you're psychologically normal, and you haven't called me because there's been some horrible thing that's happened in your life that's prevented you from returning my calls, that's fine. But otherwise? Don't call me. Okay,
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OMG it'seven funnier written down!
DONT CALL ME!
"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin

He's just what the world needs: a psycho-stalker who plays the ethnic card.

Run, Olga, run.

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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 28, 2008 - 1:27am.
GDI! I can't listen to this (at work). Can someone give me the lowdown please?
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Go to Jezebel, they've got the whole transcript of this beauty.

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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."

Submitted by christine the hoff on June 27, 2008 - 10:12am.

I tried... Sigh... But she just doesn't have the drive to really excel at bite work. In fact, she is remarkably lazy and doesn't like to work, period. I really should have tried to bring our her drive more when she was younger... Oh well. Hope you have better luck with your boy! They are beautiful, aren't they?

LOVECARROTTOP:

Here is transcript from Jezebel website

Message 1

Hey Olga, it's Dimitri.

Sorry I had to leave such a rushed message with you when we met the other day. I just wanted to quickly give you my phone number, and needed to get the heck out of the area. In any event, I thought I had better leave you a more detailed message and explain why I approached you. I am single. I have no trouble meeting women; I mean, women approach me six or seven times a day. But I'm extremely particular about what I like. You're an extremely elegant woman. I couldn't take my eyes off you, and your friends were very jealous, even if they say they weren't they were envious of the fact that I approached you, and I was very taken by you. Elegant women are very rare. I'm Greek and I'm extremely particular about what I like. So I'm giving you an opportunity here. I don't know if you picked up the message on the weekend but I'm working on a movie script so I'll be doing that all weekend…

This looks like land line, and if it is, you may not get the message till Monday. But when you do, call me and we'll get together for coffee or drinks, and let the romance begin. You looked very taken aback by my approach, and I hope that wasn't timidness, I hope it was just shock at being approached so directly. Because I don't really date timid women, because I'm a very direct, very passionate, very assertive man, and I want a woman who is very independent and strong. So… we'll talk about that, but I just wanted to formally introduce myself. I leave the ball in your court. You call me as soon as you have the courage to. Okay, Olga? Talk to you soon, bye.
Message 2:

Hi there, Olga it's Dimitri calling again, the guy from the street.
I left you a message several days ago you said you were interested. now here's the way I work. I don't like leaving second messages but I like you, you're a very elegant woman, you're very attractive, but, you know, I don't play that game. I know your friends tell you not to return calls, you're playing games like you see in stupid TV shows. So here's how it's gonna work it is now 4:30 on Wednesday. Now I'll assume, I'll assume that you've already left work, because, you know, some people leave work early, so I'll grant you that. But if I don't receive a phone call back from you by 3 o'clock Thursday afternoon I'm no longer interested and I'm going to erase your number. I don't play games like that. I'm completely single, I'm very intelligent, I'm great in bed, I make great money. Believe it or not, I'm a complete catch. I've only been single four months; I had a long distance relationship for about a year, it's very tough to maintain it like that; there's nothing wrong with me. As a matter of fact I'm one of the few men in the city that has nothing wrong with him. So I'm giving you the three o'clock deadline. If I don't hear from you by then, you lose my number — I'm erasing your number right now, so you won't be hearing back from me.

So that's it: three o'clock tomorrow, or you can just completely forget it.

Now I understand if you've got other issues, maybe you're not playing games, I don't know… maybe you were abused in childhood?…Maybe your mother has cancer, and you're going to chemo…maybe you're just a person who's extremely frightened or has an anxiety disorder, maybe you're on some medication for that…I don't know, there could be another issue that I'm not aware of. But nobody says "Call me," hands a person a business card and then doesn't return calls. It's extremely passive aggressive. You should actually look that up, passive-aggressive personality disorder. You let me know, if you've got issues, psychological issues, if you're on any sort of medication for anxiety or depression, I'm not interested. But if you're psychologically normal, and you haven't called me because there's been some horrible thing that's happened in your life that's prevented you from returning my calls, that's fine. But otherwise? Don't call me. Okay, bye.

Submitted by Statler and Waldorf on June 27, 2008 - 12:24pm.
This sounds very rehearsed and staged. At first I was laughing at the ridiculousness of it, but when he got to the part about abuse and having a mom with cancer, I was thinking it had to be made up.
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Once I met a guy online - I don't like cyber-lovin' so we exchanged numbers pretty quick. We made loose arrangements to call and meet for coffee...Well, go ahead and call me a bitch but before he rang me I met another guy IRL and was into him. So I never called the first guy.

The next week I recieved a teary message stating that: I'm a game-playing skank and it's a good thing we never met up in person cuz he's obviously too good for my stupid bitch ass (sic). That was the first time he ever dialed my number.

♥ Just because I have my standards they think I'm a bitch. ~ Diana Ross Lean Like a Chola

This nutjob needs to be locked up in a padded room ASAP.

He looks like Moe from the 3 Stooges...or at least his 1/2 witted inbred brother.

Ahhahaha... oh my god. I just listened again, and I CAN NOT believe how crazy this mofo is! I love how at the end he says a couple of times "DON'T call me, okay?!" Like he has to say that because she's just itching to phone him back.

Off topic - did anyone see that episode of Surreal Life where Mini-Me was whacking himself off and making the most bizarre noises?

They were talking about his sex tape on the radio here yesterday and were playing that sound clip over and over and over and over. And over.

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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo

Wonder if he's from the Danforth...?
(They filmed parts of "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" there, appropriately enough.)

I'm somewhat embarrassed for 'my kind', but recognize that douchebaggery is unfortunately a universal problem.

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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.

GDI! I can't listen to this (at work). Can someone give me the lowdown please?

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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo

OMFG I would have taken this to my local police station, not you tube. LMAO
What a fucktard.

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Hey Preppie

D thinks she's elegant because she didn't slap him or poured a drink on him when he told her she had to pay for her drinks at the end of the night

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Hey sexy wanna come over and play Guitar Hero?

OMG! WTF! Wait! Did he just say that if SHE has psychological issues, to not call him? HE DID!

That's a Toronto Area Code. I will call Olga, Kristen, Mary and Carla and we'll go cuttabeech. I take my civil responsibilities very seriously.

♥ Just because I have my standards they think I'm a bitch. ~ Diana Ross Lean Like a Chola

This sounds very rehearsed and staged. At first I was laughing at the ridiculousness of it, but when he got to the part about abuse and having a mom with cancer, I was thinking it had to be made up.

But who knows, maybe there are imbeciles out there who leave these kinds of messages.

He lives in Toronto - he's greek - and his name is Dimitri... this is fun!

Ok I googled Dimitri and Toronto Canada -
I found a dudes myspace page that I would imagine is cocky enough to be THE Dimitri... His myspace background says "Got Bling" HAHAH It's probably not him but so fun to look at his page.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendI...

Why is she playing hard to get?? When your not interested you give a fake number not a business card!!

What do you guys think he carries....

A. MAn Purse
B. Fanny Pack (sp)
C. His cards wrapped in a hankerchief

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Hey sexy wanna come over and play Guitar Hero?

I feel the pain of you all. My step-dad is Greek (and in his 70's) and so is his whole huge family but whenever he says something totally inappropriate not to mention stupid, my mom makes these, "that's just the Greek in him" or, "it's cause he's Greek", excuses. I'm like whatever.