Friday, June 27th 2008
The Real Houseskanks Of Atlanta
Bravo has confirmed the names of the housewives set to whore themselves and their kids out in the name of reality TV. "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" is currently in production and Bravo will air a preview of this shit on July 30th. E! has a rundown of the crazies we will soon be laughing at:
Deshawn Snow: nonprofit founder, wife of Cleveland Cavaliers baller Eric Snow
Kim Zolciack: single mom, aspiring country-music singer
Lisa Wu Hartwell: real estate firm owner, jewelry and baby-clothing designer, model, actress, writer...and wife of Oakland Raiders linebacker Ed Hartwell
NeNe Leakes: nonprofit founder, wife of real estate investor, two sons
Sheree Whitfield: single mother of three, clothing-line owner
YES! Cat fights + Southern accents = Comedy gold!
Bravo, keep bringing the plastic trash. I can't wait for the next 20 spin-offs from this series. "The Real Housewives of Palm Beach," followed by "The Real Housewives of Baghdad," followed by "The Real Housewives of My Asshole."
And NeNe Leakes is already my favorite based on her name alone. Total pornstar name.
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Submitted by Euphoria on June 27, 2008 - 11:21am.
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I couldn't resist..it's Friday and I'm off for the next 4 1/2 days starting in about....30 mins.
BTW and OffT: Happy Canada Day weekend you peace-loving, beer-drinking, pot-smoking, hockey-playing, moose-riding, gay & gayelle loving socialist hosers (you know who you are)!
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Should be called "The Real Crazy Bitches of Everywhere"
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Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth.
On the back it said, "Wish you were here."
-- Steven Wright
Shows like this are the reason I find myself watching Animal Cops or Dirty Jobs. At least those reality based shows are educational. Real Housewives and the like are just vapid, soul-sucking trash.
Atlanta is cool, I was just there a few weeks ago. Buckhead is awesome, the shopping is fabulous! My only complaint about the city is that some sections are SUPER segregated. Anyway, all these "housewives" look like trannies, especially the ones in orange and pink.
these hos can suck my cock...metaphorically speaking, of course.
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Near the end, "Sir, you kill my children with this price."
my nene leakes the day after i eat panda express.
I am puking sick of these faux-reality shows. These shows are as real as the fake titties of the pornesque stars.
Enought already.
Let's boycott the shows and the crappy sponsors.
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Submitted by The C word on June 27, 2008 - 11:19am.
Don't you have to be a wife to be a housewife?
And my nene leakes sometimes too....
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LMFAO! You just made my nene leakes, too.
why don;t they name these shows "REALly desperate for their 15 minutes"?
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"In a word or two, it's you I wanna do; no not your body your mind you fool..."
- Prince "Sexy Motherfucker"
I can't hate on Atlanta. There's so much to do there, the people are friendly and there are so many different kinds of people to meet. The Buckhead area is awesome. And Atlanta is a huge Southern mecca for gays and lesbians.
Don't you have to be a wife to be a housewife?
And my nene leakes sometimes too....
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site
******"AffluentBachelors.com"******last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Kim Zolciack: single mom, aspiring country-music singer
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Gee...I wonder which one SHE is!
♥ Just because I have my standards they think I'm a bitch. ~ Diana Ross Lean Like a Chola
I LOVE the ATL! I lived there for 3 years and fucking LOVED IT! That place is soooooo beautiful and the people are super friendly. I miss it! That reminds me...I should go visit some friends there...
How about just "Real (i.e., legit.) Housewives"?
I've said it before, and I'll say it again......
NO MORE REALITY SHOWS! STOP WITH THE CRAP!
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"In a word or two, it's you I wanna do; no not your body your mind you fool..."
- Price "Sexy Motherfucker"