Morning Wood

Well, it looks like I'm officially off of Law & Order criminal intent.

Hey Jammer Goldblum would fuck a hole in the sidewalk..he is at total whore..just put your tits in his sight line. He cruises whole foods for chics..totally pathetic.
xoxox

The war isn't working.

I saw Noth on the street the other day he was a total fuckturd to the little girls ...like he is so fuckin special and famous. wtf is always wrong with him...he hated Mr Big character..but when they waved
cash and prizes at him for the feature he was right there...douche..such a serious actor BS .and he always a fuckin stress case sour puss on the street with his fuckin blackberry and sweaty greasy hair..take a fuckin shower you lucky fuck I swear,..Actors are the worst. I hope he turns to drugs and alcohol and waists away to dlisted.

xoxox

The war isn't working.

OMIGOD as if i could love law and order anymore!!!!
YESSS. Seriously, Jeff Goldblum could fuck me with those Bette Davis eyes anytime!

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EAT SHIT AND LIVE!

Some rumors are going that he is hooking up with a sexy big bra model at _______P l u s M e e t.c o m___where big boobs hotties, big booty beauties and big guys meet together for fun&romance!

Goldblum huh??good if he can keep a straight face. ;>
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Man Jeff Goldbluum gives me some morning wood

Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs

Is it me, or is Jeff Goldblum saying "Prune" in that photo?
-Einah

skinny fat on June 27, 2008 - 1:06pm

I know that episode, the Asian lady gets shot in Chinatown after seeing the dude from the Chinese Army who smuggled an artifact from a dig in China, Horse drawn carriage, to sell to that crazy rich old broad....

Yes, I am Bradiful and I am a Law & Order dork loon.

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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"

omg! i haven't thought about madame in a long ass time!

OK, so Vincent a bit on the chubby side these days. I just love the character Bobby Goren and he's so much fun to watch.

You've loosened your tie, you've got a drink on your desk, you've got three phone lines blinking, and you're chewing the inside of your cheeks like some kind of frantic chipmunk.

Are you under a lot of stress?

As long as Goren stays I'm fine

When I grow up
I wanna have boobies

Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 27, 2008 - 9:30am.:
Madame is Chicken Cutlets' more talented grandmother.

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Submitted by angel_i on June 27, 2008 - 9:31am.

LOL! Too funny. I thought she was gonna call homeland security on your ass!
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Please don't deport me back to Long Island!!!!!

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Near the end, "Sir, you kill my children with this price."

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 27, 2008 - 11:22am.

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Girl is just too schmart for me. Damn, she saw right through me! I knew it was time to throw in the towel when she exposed me as a hypocrite and an Aniston sympathizer.
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LOL! Too funny. I thought she was gonna call homeland security on your ass!

♥ Just because I have my standards they think I'm a bitch. ~ Diana Ross Lean Like a Chola

That' not Madame, it's Phoebe Price. Wait, it must be Madame, it's got a job.

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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.

I love Jeff Goldblum-it should be interesting to see him on L&O.

Any respect that I had for Usher was flushed away after he was "defending" his man-wife on TRL. It was so obvious he was told what to say.

I am proud to say I have 1)Never watched Hohan in a movie and 2)Never listened to her "sing".

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The only gossip I'm interested in is in the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra burst, 11 injured.' That kind of thing. -Johnny Depp

God be with you, dumbass.

Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on June 27, 2008 - 11:31am.

I would dearly love to see a Madame and Triumph the Insult Dog go mano-a-mano.
May the best "bitch" win!

LOL! Now that WOULD be funny!

Madame rocks! I know Joe Kovacs, the dude that now performs with her, and he's amazing! He's really good at puppets and even has a Drag Queen Puppet Bingo night at a gay bar here in NYC every week. It's hilarious! (The puppet is the drag queen, lol). It's at View Bar. Local homos (or non) should check it out.

Submitted by angel_i on June 27, 2008 - 8:38am.

I have to say that the thread was HILARIOUS. Kudos to you Mrs. K for trying to make some sense outta that one....I was on the edge of my seat, waiting to see if you'd do it...but no.
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Girl is just too schmart for me. Damn, she saw right through me! I knew it was time to throw in the towel when she exposed me as a hypocrite and an Aniston sympathizer.

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Near the end, "Sir, you kill my children with this price."

I fucking LOVE Madam. Ha! When I saw the article I assumed we'd see another round of women with "Madam Face" but thankfully not. LOL!
Hooray for Madam!!

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Surfing the apocalypse.

He is my favorite. I support him.I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ******"AffluentBachelors.com"****** last week. It is said he is in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now.

Submitted by Miss Priss on June 27, 2008 - 10:53am.
Oh. C'mon ladies!

Vincent D'Onofrio!
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I care for no one but my precious Vincent. It's why I haven't posted until you uttered his name. *sigh*

♥ Just because I have my standards they think I'm a bitch. ~ Diana Ross Lean Like a Chola

heheheee Momus!

Miss Priss, I LOVE "Mystic Pizza"....such a cute movie.

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"In a word or two, it's you I wanna do; no not your body your mind you fool..."
- Prince "Sexy Muthafucka"

Oh. C'mon ladies!

Vincent D'Onofrio! Yes, he's less than attractive right now, but he's good.
The Cell(minus J-ho), Mystic Pizza! lol

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I say we get dangerous

Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 27, 2008 - 8:34am.
Momus! I would LOVE to see that! Maybe they can both go on the New "Match Game"....lol

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How about "Throwdown with Madame & Triumph" ?

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Goldblum in L&O, SWEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!

I really liked the TV series he was in last season that got cancelled "Raines".

Jeff can put tip in any day

i like em aged and kinky biotches!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 27, 2008 - 10:34am.
IMHO LA is the poster girl for Mental Health compared to Jenfraud.
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Agreed.

I have to say that the thread was HILARIOUS. Kudos to you Mrs. K for trying to make some sense outta that one....I was on the edge of my seat, waiting to see if you'd do it...but no. No kinda crazy glue is gonna fix the crack in that one....

AND it just occurred to me - they can't fight! They're on the same side! Dag!

♥ Just because I have my standards they think I'm a bitch. ~ Diana Ross Lean Like a Chola

Clarisse on June 27, 2008 - 11:33am

I'm quick on the draw,
Like a horse named McGraw...

Giddy Up Slut!

?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"

Momus! I would LOVE to see that! Maybe they can both go on the New "Match Game"....lol

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"In a word or two, it's you I wanna do; no not your body your mind you fool..."
- Prince "Sexy Motherfucker"

IMHO LA is the poster girl for Mental Health compared to Jenfraud.

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Near the end, "Sir, you kill my children with this price."

Mrs K.,
Oh, 3:10 to Yuma was less than...

Catch Christian in The Prestige, Equilibrium, Rescue Dawn , Harsh Times, The Machinist, American Psycho…etc…etc…

Brilliant, Really!

Edit**BB, you beat me to it!

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You know her vagina snores like a choking walrus. - MK

I would dearly love to see a Madame and Triumph the Insult Dog go mano-a-mano.
May the best "bitch" win!
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Mrs.Kravitz on June 27, 2008 - 11:26am

You....come here and give me a hug....(((((♥)))))

I ♥ still sort of D'Onofrio but he's HUGE!
I love all the Law & Orders, if and when Sam Waterson and S. Epatha leave, then I will have a mini melt down.

?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"

Submitted by KD on June 27, 2008 - 10:25am.

NOW you're talking...I never hated LA (I always took her for the youngin' she is) but nevertheless...

I have to say a cage match between Jenfraud and LA is something I would actually pay money for, Yeah, baby.

♥ Just because I have my standards they think I'm a bitch. ~ Diana Ross Lean Like a Chola

Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 27, 2008 - 8:24am.
Mrs.Kravitz on June 27, 2008 - 11:23am

Rent "American Psycho"...Christian is lovely.
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OK, I will. Bradi says "Jump!" and Bunny says "How high?"

I ♥ Vincent D'Onofrio. He was BRILIIANT in Stuart Saves His Family. And I am being sincere (maybe for the first time in my entire sarcastic life!)

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Near the end, "Sir, you kill my children with this price."

Maybe the 2 loonies should have a cage fight instead. They are more passionate about their "loves" than the real ones, anyway. By now Jen and Ang are probably actually like, Meh, who cares. It's been at least 3 years hasn't it? Life goes on.

I like Jeff Goldblum, but he will always be Seth "The Fly" Brundle to me. I'll expect to see his body parts fall off in every episode.

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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
~George Carlin. RIP George.

Mrs.Kravitz on June 27, 2008 - 11:23am

Rent "American Psycho"...Christian is lovely.

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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"

I hate that they keep changing my shows...
They finally brought Noth back and now he's leaving!?
Oy and D'Onofrio needs to find a gym and get locked in, oink oink...

"There will be no Jenny Aniston vs. Angie Jo cage match"
Great, now I have to cancel my flight and hotel.
Brad is gone Brad is gone Brad is gone...

?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"

Submitted by Clarisse on June 27, 2008 - 7:54am.
Euphoria,
Yes it is!!! Christian Bale = God (imo)
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Really? I find him rawther vanilla. I recently saw 3:10 to Yuma and I did not feel the heat at all. I have seen him in many films, actually, and I find him blah. Though I did love Empire of the Sun.
I ♥ Jeff Goldblum.
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Near the end, "Sir, you kill my children with this price."

Dramaqueen,

Jenfraud is a loonie who hates JA. She mentioned the cover story and the movie release yesterday in the Brangelina thread.

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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA

dramaqueen, if you realy want to know who Jenfraud is, look a t yesterday's Angelina thread. She is a crazy LOON.

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"In a word or two, it's you I wanna do; no not your body your mind you fool..."
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on June 27, 2008 - 8:16am.
Thanks, Rocket. Okay, am I conscious? Who's JenFraud?
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Believe it or not, doll face, she is an even bigger loon than...well, other Dlisted loons. And that's the truth.

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Near the end, "Sir, you kill my children with this price."

"face off against each other on Oct. 24, when they both had movies opening. But while Angelina Jolie’s Changeling is still set to open that weekend..."
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Oh dear. Does this mean that Holie's movie isn't have a "prestigious" November opening? Yup, you heard right...Veterans Day is apparently THE DAY to have an opening in Hollywood. I read it in People Magazine.

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Near the end, "Sir, you kill my children with this price."

Thanks, Rocket. Okay, am I conscious? Who's JenFraud? This is dlisted, right? The site I've been a member of for over a year? *unburying my head from the sand*
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

no more Chris? What the fuck am I going to do if I can't absorb his hotness on a bi-weekly basis? GD it's back to SATC and L&O reruns. I love you Chris you hot bastard.

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

There will be no Jenny Aniston vs. Angie Jo cage match - Mollygood

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Not a good sign for the film to be pushed to Feb 09.

http://fuzzygalore.buzznet.com
Submitted by Migraineuse: "Chaps are assless by definition. If they weren't, they'd be PANTS."

How did I miss the news about the Marie Claire cover?

Read where that turned out to be not true, but I'm sure Jenfraud will set us all straight on that.