Smart Move, Uma
Uma Thurman is engaged to her rich bitch boyfriend Arpad "Arki" Busson. Wise move. You can never have too much money and Swiss money is even better. Don't ask me why Swiss money is better. It just is.
Uma's spokesbitch confirmed the engagement to People. A source also said that Arki dressed Uma's bony finger with an "8-plus carat center stone surrounded by 20 smaller stones." Another source told the NYDN the ring is so big that "she can't fit it through the sleeve of her coat." I think I just came.
This is Uma's second marriage. She has two kids with Ethan Hawke. Arki has two kids with Elle Macpherson. Apparently, he never married Elle, because she's been divorced and he's a strict Catholic. Uma's vagina must have the right moves.
Uma better book them a flight to Las Vegas right fucking now! Elope! She also better eat the damn prenup. Put some steak sauce on that bitch and swallow it whole.
Uma has a "Super" vagina, did you not see the movie?
Hmmm, He's a "strict Catholic." I guess it makes to sense to fornicate and subsequently twice impreganate a woman than to marry a - gasp - DIVORCEE! Oh the lies women will believe. He didn't wanna marry Elle, sorry. Nice story though, that's a new one.
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way to go umaoprahumaoprah..get more cash and prizes more more more....more stuff more jewelry more trips more real estate...go go go get MORE
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ummm...uma's TWICE divorced...she was married to gary oldman first if i remember correctly...
and so elle doesn't get to marry this rich dude because she was divorced and he's a strict catholic who has pre marital sex and produced children with her?
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
Wasn't she also married to Gary Oldham?
Way to go, Uma! No farting around with douchebags like John Mayer or Paul Sculfor for her (I expect Ethan Hawke was enough of a douchebag to last a lifetime) - she goes straight for the ugly billionaire! And I'll bet the reason he's marrying her is because she agreed to a Catholic annulment from Hawke, which will leave her free to get married in the church. Smart girl. She'd better get her lawyers in gear on that pre-nup, too.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on June 27, 2008 - 12:55pm.
And here I was, falsely thinking Angelina was the only slut in Hollywood with a hypnotic steeltrap thundercat.
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"hypnotic steeltrap thundercat?"
Fucking awesome. I'm stealing that one.
Oh, and Ar-pud is a Tool for God. Lovely.
Her boobs look small!
I still think big boobs beauty from hot dating club ___PlusMeet.c o m_____are more attractive!
Next to Babs, Uma has the best nose in show biz. Seriously.
He's got a Polanski thing going on. How much money does he have? Must have one hell of a personality on top of it.
When ur career goes down the drain, marry someone rich
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Third marriage. She was married to Gary Oldman too.
Submitted by devilgirl on June 27, 2008 - 1:11pm.
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Agreed.
♥ Just because I have my standards they think I'm a bitch. ~ Diana Ross Lean Like a Chola
Aww, quit picking on Catholics folks. What religion out there is perfect and without some degree of hypocrisy? Pick on Arpad and his choices, not the religion. He just used his religion as an excuse not to marry the unbalanced Elle.
And here I was, falsely thinking Angelina was the only slut in Hollywood with a hypnotic steeltrap thundercat.
Congrats to Uma and her new piece.
Swiss money IS better.
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an 8-plus carat center stone?!
that's just tacky.
Submitted by MizAlice on June 27, 2008 - 12:17pm.
No one fucks with the Cruise, not even Dr. Drew. Plus, no matter how correct he probably was, it is pretty unprofessional to "diagnose" someone who isn't your patient...especially to national media outlets.
Submitted by MizAlice on June 27, 2008 - 10:17am.
WHY did he apologize to Tom Cruise?
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 27, 2008 - 1:13pm.
I have heard that Elle is a bit on the unbalanced side.
Wouldn't surprise me at all...I think all celebs are unbalanced in a way. Check out Dr. Drew's interview (you know, THAT interview) in this month's Playboy. He goes into all this very well. And completely off-topic, WHY did he apologize to Tom Cruise? Freedom of speech only if no one's feelings get hurt?
Submitted by nicaw on June 27, 2008 - 10:09am.
As for Arki not marrying Elle because she was divorced, I don't believe that's the real reason.
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I have heard that Elle is a bit on the unbalanced side.
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Near the end, "Sir, you kill my children with this price."
This is Uma's 3rd marriage. She was married to Gary Oldman and Ethan Hawke.
As for Arki not marrying Elle because she was divorced, I don't believe that's the real reason. If it was, why marry twice-divorced Uma? My guess is that was just an excuse.
I'm sure this was addressed in a previous post, but this is Uma's THIRD marriage.
So he wouldn't marry Elle McPherson after giving him two sons because she divorced Giles Bensimmon, but he'll marry twice-divorced Uma? I guess today hypocrite is spelled "A-R-P-A-D"?
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Submitted by MizAlice on June 27, 2008 - 11:48am.
No, not all religious people are hypocrites. Many are, however, and most also tend to be weak people who have to believe fairy tales about an imaginary friend in the sky in order to get by day to day. Sad. I can still at least admire the decent, non-hypocritical religious people...when I meet them every 10 years.
Submitted by mina on June 27, 2008 - 10:42am.
So it's alright for catholics to have kids out of wedlock but it's a sin to marry a woman who's been divorced? that's some dumb shit...
ITS CALLED BIENG A SELECTIVE CATHOLIC,
I WONDER IF HIS KIDS R BASTARDS TOO.
So, this post is about a hypocrite, which means it's a free-for-all against his religion, which he doesn't truly adhere to. Doesn't make much sense to me...
This guy reminds me of the girl from the UK who died after taking the abortion pill and getting substandard treatment. She supposedly had the abortion even though she was a "devout" Christian because her "devout" Muslim boyfriend's family would have flipped out. I just love when religious people pick and choose what they believe out of their own faith's doctrines.
But I absolutely do not think everyone who has a religion is a hypocrite, any more than every gay man owns a small yippy dog.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 27, 2008 - 12:27pm.
Ricki--Yeah, it's catholic theology 101! Mary was conceived absent the taint
WOW! And i figured as much!
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I was raised catholic, and believed their CRAPOLA until I was a teenager and sitting in the audience one Sunday.
I was listening to the priest tell everyone that if you took birth control, you weren't a TRUE catholic. Oh, and he also mentioned that if you had pre-marital sex, you weren't a TRUE catholic. Two strikes against me, lol. The elite club didn't want me. Unless of course I threw a 50.00 bill in the big evil basket every Sunday. Then I'm sure they could have looked the other way.
LMAO. Religions and churches are a complete SCAM. I can't believe people still buy into this shit.
Anyway, wasn't Uma married to Ethan H.? Why would this douchola marry her and not Elle M. then?
And they could fock and have two babies out of wedlock, but not get married? UGH he's a dork.
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Ricki--Yeah, it's catholic theology 101! Mary was conceived absent the taint of original sin; it is Mary's conception that was immaculate, not Jesus's. That is why Mary was chosen to birth Jesus. As a virgin, of course.
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Near the end, "Sir, you kill my children with this price."
Yes Uma...keep those withered and dried up of claws of your under the table!!
Arpad kinda DOES look a bit like Gary Oldman....but not enough to be HOT SLUT!!!!
GARY OLDMAN FOR HOT SLUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MK!!!!!!
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well, it's her third marriage, but, who's counting?
Submitted by mina on June 27, 2008 - 10:42am.
So it's alright for catholics to have kids out of wedlock but it's a sin to marry a woman who's been divorced? that's some dumb shit...
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Submitted by loveyouleee on June 27, 2008 - 9:08am.
well that shit certainly worked out in her favor! Come on guys, let's go to meetsomerichdudeorgetyouridentitystolenyourchoice.com
and find our rich match!
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 27, 2008 - 10:40am.
LOL, I know, I hate that. Even people who claim to be so into their religion think the Immaculate Conception was the virgin birth, instead of the idea that Mary was born without original sin. Dumbasses. They don't appreciate the irony when I, an atheist, correct their codified, superstitious mumbo-jumbo. Shock.
We can't expect people to understand their own religion while they're trying to shove it down our throats and into our laws and bedrooms! No! No! It's just too fucking much to ask! If they're going to live their lives based on an ancient best-seller, you'd think they'd bother to read it occasionally.
Ah yes, the "devout" Catholic.
So Uma's previous marriage was denounced by the church and her children are seen now as bastard kids so she will be "pure" enough to marry this one? The eyes of the Church need new glasses or the laser eye surgery...
That happened to friend of mine, her father pulled that crap and shafted her mom out of a hefty divorce settlement and he shacked up with a cheap floozy.
The floozy sent my friend a shirt for her BDay one year, we had a party, taped the shirt to the floor and danced on it all night long, all night long, Lionel Richie style....
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"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
I ♥ (recovering) Catholic boys. I married one.
AND while we are on the topic of Caztholic boys, I sat next to a priest on the bus the other day.
We discussed the Immaculate Conception vs. the Virgin Birth. You'de be surprised how many people don't know the difference!
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Near the end, "Sir, you kill my children with this price."
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 27, 2008 - 5:32pm.
So am I the only one who sees a slight resemblance between our beloved Gary Oldman and Arpad "Arki" Busson?
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Holy crap, I see it now. Sign me up for the Gary Oldman is hot train, too. :)
I just came too....
not a douchebag actor that complains to the press about her post-birth, stretched-out vagina
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He did?!!! I didn't know that. What a fucktard! Asshole!
I think I might just name my next cat Umaloonie. *grin*
I used to be a devout Catholic too until I turned 10 years old and realized it was all a bunch of bullshit! I stopped believing in Santa, the Easter Bunny and the man in the clouds at about the same time.
I MYSELF AM A RECOVERING CATHOLIC, I HAVENT BEEN TO HOLY COMMUNION SINCE I LOST MY CHERRY OUT OF WEDLOCK.
Submitted by Devore on June 27, 2008 - 10:06am.
"et thinks he is some kind of intellectual who is totally above the hollywood scene when in fact ut is born into a family of educators and intellectuals."
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Ethan's EGO got in the way of being a good father and husband.
Too bad he flushed having a nice wife, kids and an extended supportive In-Law family that are pretty cool.
I remember reading an interview with him. He kept his bachelor apartment while he was married with kids with Uma.
Nothing wrong with that, it was probably rent-controlled. His complaint was that he couldn't work with HIS kids running around. So he needed a place to work on his stage/screen plays, blah, blah, blah.
What a douche. Just say it's rent controlled, AND you need a place to fuck girls behind you wife's back.
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So am I the only one who sees a slight resemblance between our beloved Gary Oldman and Arpad "Arki" Busson?
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Near the end, "Sir, you kill my children with this price."
I know for a fact that all three now have herpes.
Elle got it before him
He got it from her
Uma will get it or has gotten it by now.
They need TEAM VALTREX!
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First, Gary Oldman has been sober now for several years and is crazy no more. In fact, he won sole custody of his children with his last wife, batshit crazy Donya Fiorentino.
Second, Clarisse is right: Gary Oldman is ALWAYS hot in my book, but he was never hotter than in Rosencrantz & Gildenstern Are Dead. Ultimate hotness!!!!
Third, if we haven't aleady, we really need Gary as Hot Slut of the Day!!!!
"I used to be Snow White... but I drifted."
-Mae West
Submitted by ricki lake on June 27, 2008 - 8:24am.
WORD, sweet cheeks!
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Near the end, "Sir, you kill my children with this price."
Bye sluts, have fun with dreams of Gary...I'll BBL...I have a salon appointment.
Thankfully, as a devout Catholic, this means Arpad Busson has never had sex (since he's never been married) and has never had childr...oh, wait. Hmmm. I forgot "devout" people pick and choose what's so fucking Biblically important to them they have to shove it down everyone else's throats. The 'sinful' stuff they do is ok. Right, got it.
Gary Oldman as Sirius Black...makes me quiver!!!! *sigh*
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Submitted by Green Is Good on June 27, 2008 - 7:59am.
Submitted by NovaNightly on June 27, 2008 - 9:49am.
Did we ever get Gary Oldman as HOT SLUT???!?!?!
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Ironically, I emailed MK about that yesterday.
Sluts, start emailing. Preferably WITH a good picture and a Wiki link. That way MK doesn't have to look for shit online.
MK is busy making us laugh!
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YAY!! He is the perfect HOT SLUT!! Come on MK!!!!!! Its friday...be merciful!! ;P
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"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." -George Carlin....R.I.P.