Friday, June 27th 2008
Little Man Lawsuit!
Mini-Me picked up his mini-phone, called his mini-lawyers and ordered them to file a not-so-mini lawsuit against TMZ. Mini-Me is suing over that super sexy tape of him doing fuckey fuckey times with some pony lady.
In the lawsuit filed yesterday, he claims TMZ "violated his privacy rights and infringed on his copyright and trademark by running portions of the tape" on their website. According to Mini, the sexay tape was stolen by a mini-burglar!
He is asking for $20 million and wants the court to stop the distribution of this porn masterpiece.
Even $20 million couldn't make me unsee the image of Mini-Me's lizard tongue attacking pony lady. And in case you need reminding, clip below:
And here comes the bagel you ate earlier.....
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@Angel_i- I know, it was cruel. If it is any consolation, I felt sick to my stomach shortly after having posted that!
Dear God, please help us all, mmmkay?
i know mini me can't help being a dwarf...but the fingers!!!! i can't handle his little fingers...hell, here i come...
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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on June 27, 2008 - 11:32am.
Why does everyone's sex tape get "stolen"??
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Because people like to leave them out on the coffee table as conversation starters?
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Submitted by devilgirl on June 27, 2008 - 12:18pm.
Could you imagine those gross little fingers twiddling your flaps?
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The video wasn't bad enough?
Now you want us to IMAGINE things?
Cruel, cruel wench you are!
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he is just creepy. Not cuz he is little. He is just a nasty little man. Allot of actors say what an ass he can be. His fingers creep me out. why would you pose with a peace sign with fingers like that. i am far from perfect but i know what makes me look bad and i avoid it and try to feature the good.
OH MY FUCKING GOD, MY EYEBALLS JUST EXPLODED!
The problem with Verne is that he is probably considered unattractive even by little people. He's just homely, and his personality (as evidenced on "Surreal Life") is no great shakes, either.
I'd rather have a foursome with the Lollipop Guild.
How in the world can this guy have sex?? Seriously here.
The girls on Surreal Life who saw him naked when he was peeing in the living room said he has nothing.
I mean, its kinda obvious being his size he has the penis of an infant.
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UGH I should sue him instead for the grossness I just experience!!!
He was on Howard Stern last week and I only wish they were not on vacation this week so Howard could give him shit about this. He has those same creepy fingers that Eric the Midget has!
There's also a sex tape going around for the Vernaked Mole Rat Troyer. A fiesty little fella.
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Oh lord, that vision will never leave me. It's the worst tonguing I've ever seen and how does this bitch moan at the sight of this? She should scream and run!
@LCT- Sorry, I even made myself puke up the krispey kreme and chocolate milk I had this morning!
Submitted by devilgirl on June 27, 2008 - 1:18pm.
Could you imagine those gross little fingers twiddling your flaps?
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Here, I've brought a nice bucket full of my vomit, just for you.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD WHY IS THAT VIDEO POSTED? AGAIN?
My eyes need bandaids. Lots of heavy duty fabric ones covered in bleach.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Could you imagine those gross little fingers twiddling your flaps?
*blargh* i'm not watching that again! i'm sorry i watched it the first time! this fingers really creep me out! *harf*
HaHa!!
The image of the Mini-Tongue will live forever.
Why does everyone's sex tape get "stolen"?? Please come up with a better damn excuse than that. Who would steal this shit? I'm sure if you watch it, seven days later you die.
I heard he is a squirter
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Holy crap! Look at the paws on this thing! Does anybody else think he's an alien?
A. TMZ released it but is there anyone on the planet who is going to watch it?
B. Can he please not do the peace symbol. He needs to pick something that doesn't involve his fingers.
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Verne has some amazing G-spot finder fingers going on there. Guess we'll see in the tape if we don't slit our wrists first.
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YUK!!!!!!!!! His fingers alone make me sick!!! What a gross little man.
Why can't all this be happening to that hot midget from Elf and, more recently, In Bruges?
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I am calling my lawyer to sue Vern for that tape. My eyeballs have been traumatized by his fucktivity and keep trying to roll back in my head. :P
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"Fuck off, ya Bitch-holes." by my son. I am so proud...
Those fingers look beautiful. I their profile on millionaire&celeb dating site
******"ANNOYINGSPAMPOSTING.com"******last week. It is said person who posts these things is a total douchebag.
those fingers, those fingers.... i'm going have nightmares about those mr. peanut alien fingers. i feel for the guy, obviously, but just seeing those fingers makes me take back everything i've said about that "hot model". she deserves anything and everything she can get.
ok his mini crooked fingers w/ the heart tattoo scare me.... i'm suing him for 20 mill!
Eurgh, he must think the general public are as stupid as the girls he tapes.
Why in God's name would a burglar take a blank DVD? If you were robbing somebody who lived on a council estate, then the DVDs might be a good place - easy to flog in pubs that night.
When you're robbing somebody who leads a fairly affluent lifestyle however, you're bound to fill up your swag sack with better shit than a couple of DVDs. Idiot.
Either this is a deliberate leak, or he's been bragging about how he tapped this totally bangin' chick licking his tongue like a malnourished puppy to his hangers on. If it was stolen, it seems to make sense to me that it was taken by somebody who knew exactly where the disk was, and what was on it.
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bawwahhhawwaaaahhhaaaaahhaaa!
LMAO @ "And here comes the bagel you ate earlier."
Amen!
$20 million, if that bitch has that kind of cash, he should fucking propose not sue.
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What the fuck is wrong with his fingers?
I know he's a midget and everything but there is no need for those little creatures to be looking like that.
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All he is doing is embarrassing himself. The whole world is saying, "EEEuuwwwww".
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Phewww Im glad someone is trying to stop us from being subjected to watching that tape...I almost barfed back my grilled cheese,ewwww.. I mean if the tape came out i WOULD HAVE to watch it..but i dont want to...its like a trainwreck, u just have too..but thank u lord for stoppin this..the lil bit of them tongue kissing was ENOUGH
Anyone who makes a sex tape...be they famous or no...you're seriously asking for it!!! Never make a damn sex tape....EVER! Why in gods name would you want to watch that? Just get an effing mirror!! Thats what i do! ;P
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Dear God....
words fail me.
except these words.
who the fuck wants to see this shit? I'ts beyond disgusting. it's like really bad kiddie porn must be.
and who would let him touch their no no?
my God, there's not enough booze in the world!
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Right. As if this wasn't the reason he filmed it in the first place. None of these lame hookers have any sympathy from me.
If you are famous, DO NOT RECORD YOURSELF HAVING SEX UNLESS YOU WANT IT TO GET OUT.
If you are famous and do record yourself having sex, USE YOUR OWN EQUIPMENT, DO NOT GIVE ANYONE A COPY, AND KEEP YOUR TAPE UNDER LOCK AND FUCKING KEY UNLESS YOU WANT IT TO GET OUT.
If you are famous, record yourself having sex, and it gets out, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SUE YOURSELF FOR BEING SUCH A PROFOUNDLY RETARDED SELF-IMPORTANT RETARD.
Goddamn, is it that fucking hard to understand?!@#@!?# I'm just still hoping Mario Lopez will come out with one eventually, sigh.
Who kisses like that??? Sticking your tongue straight out in someone's mouth. That is the way a 10 year old boy who doesn't know any better kisses.
Morning Sheeps and all!
He should have hooked up with La Pequeña for that sex tape, maybe then someone would have given a f...
Ahi Dios Santo...those fingers...bleh
Geez, make a sex tape and it gets "stolen", "lost". Gee, I didn't see that coming.
He's just mad that he didn't sell it. Like who wants to watch it. Yuck.
I'm with madam s.. why is it the same old song and dance.. someone broke in, stole a sex tape and left.. bullshit bullshit bullshit.. he needs money.
Geez MK...what did we ever do to you?? The scratches on my eyes have barely healed from last time I saw that crap!! BLECH!
Good for Tiny Tim for stepping up and trying to kick TMZ in their brownstar!
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"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." -George Carlin....R.I.P.
Submitted by madam s. on June 27, 2008 - 7:33am.
Who are these supposed thieves that break into d-list celebrity homes
Eggzackerly. (Mornin' BTW.)
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Am I missing something, or is this guy missing his, um, wedding tackle?
U must really hate us bringing that clip back MK.
TMZ is run by a lawyer, and partly owned by AOL. The odds they actually violated his copyright are small. I bet he's suing just for the PR splash.
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Am I missing something, or is this guy missing his, um, wedding tackle?
Who are these supposed thieves that break into d-list celebrity homes, steal only their dodgy sex tapes and then anonymously leak them to the media? Seems like a pretty crappy gig.
I refused to subject myself to this right after breakfast. However, I'm curious to know how mini is his peen?