Ain't No Party Like A Wino Party
Amy Wino was a no-show at a photocall for Nelson Mandela's birthday concert today. Instead, she visited Blaaake in the pokey and bought some little bottles of booze at the store. Party!!! Actually, three little bottles of booze is not much of a Wino party. I mean, what's a Wino supposed to do with those measly things? Snort em' whole? Oh. Yeah, probably.
Wino is on the list of performers at Mandela's birthday concert tomorrow and who knows if she'll show. We should start taking bets. I'll bet $10 that her crackhive will show, but she won't.
In other Crackie of Camden news, Rolling Stone did this totally sad article and interview with Wino. It's a total downer. I needed some crack myself after reading that shit.
Basically, Wino knows she's a druggie and she doesn't give a fuck. She doesn't seem to think she has a problem. She admits to cheating on Blaaaake and doing drugs in rehab. You just want to slap the crack out of her because she just doesn't get it.
She did talk about Dreamboat Doherty though! She said, "I asked Pete to do a concept EP, and he made this face, he looked at me like I'd pooed on the floor. He wouldn't do it. We're just really close." That's probably because she did poo on the floor and didn't know it.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on June 26, 2008 - 4:25pm.
You say these things because they are true ... and the rest of us are afraid to say them. We look to you for the unvarnished truth -- and you deliver.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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i'm over this junkie...next...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
Hooker heels, DATE NIGHT!
If she fucks up this event and doesn't show, Naomi is going to blow.
Mount Naomi will erupt a shower of Blackberry's and windmill arms on Wino.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
She's making cough syrup.
Isn't whiskey supposed to help with coughs?
Maybe small bottles hide better for her Blaaaaaaaaaaake visits.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Does she have a box of condoms in the other hand?
And how much do you want to bet she uses a crack pipe as a dildo?
And why did I say EITHER of those things????
*headdesk*
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
OK, kids, bring it on. I can take it.
I will go down with this ship And I won't put my hands up and surrender There will be no white flag above my door I'm in love and always will be.
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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08
A Nelson Mandela photo call or Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaake?
Good to see she's not throwing away once in a lifetime opportunities!
~♥~"Since I'm holding my son, I'm Not Gonna Belt In His Face!"~ Xtina to Larry King~♥~
~♥~"Oh My God! They've got little animals on their peepees, it's kinda funny ~Xtina~ ♥~