Ain't No Party Like A Wino Party
Amy Wino was a no-show at a photocall for Nelson Mandela's birthday concert today. Instead, she visited Blaaake in the pokey and bought some little bottles of booze at the store. Party!!! Actually, three little bottles of booze is not much of a Wino party. I mean, what's a Wino supposed to do with those measly things? Snort em' whole? Oh. Yeah, probably.
Wino is on the list of performers at Mandela's birthday concert tomorrow and who knows if she'll show. We should start taking bets. I'll bet $10 that her crackhive will show, but she won't.
In other Crackie of Camden news, Rolling Stone did this totally sad article and interview with Wino. It's a total downer. I needed some crack myself after reading that shit.
Basically, Wino knows she's a druggie and she doesn't give a fuck. She doesn't seem to think she has a problem. She admits to cheating on Blaaaake and doing drugs in rehab. You just want to slap the crack out of her because she just doesn't get it.
She did talk about Dreamboat Doherty though! She said, "I asked Pete to do a concept EP, and he made this face, he looked at me like I'd pooed on the floor. He wouldn't do it. We're just really close." That's probably because she did poo on the floor and didn't know it.
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I do feel sorry for Amy and I don't think pity or compassion is a waste of time on this young woman. People who systematically kill themselves in this way are obviously dealing with a lot of mental and emotional pain and I thank my lucky stars I never ended up like Amy. I don't care for her singing but as a human being seeing another human being suffer this kind of shit makes my heart hurt a little and a tear tug from my eye.
Some of the 'death poll' shit is fucking disgusting and that shit ran out of humour and steam for me.
she is amazing. it seemed that she is a member of a dating site http:ukblackloving.com, does she want to find a guy?
What a depressing article-this girl has so much talent, and she is pissing it all away.
I want to grab her and shake some common sense into her.
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The only gossip I'm interested in is in the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra burst, 11 injured.' That kind of thing. -Johnny Depp
God be with you, dumbass.
What would MK do if Wino died on the same day the Holy Jolie-Pitt twins arrive???
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Hahaha EEG, you should have shoved that Purple Penetrator in his gob. That would have REALLY shut him up!
PS... I am amazed that Amy can navigate on those heels.
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on June 26, 2008 - 9:53pm.
You really know how to travel.LOL
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Jaysus IG, don't you know that you pack that shit in your on airplane boxes???
One boss asked me why i had 49 boxes...I replied that 47 of them were filled with my dildos. Shut him right up.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
I watched an HBO special on crack a few months ago. Scared the fucking hell out of me and made me thankful that beer, pot, cheese and bacon are some of my worst habits. Prescripts were only useful for me when I was in horrendous pain otherwise they just make me feel like shit.
EEG,
It's a good thing "us crowd" can laugh at ourselves, otherwise we'd all be in the mental! Newfs, that is. :) And here I was moaning about having to move just the two of us...
And so far so good! Am totally enjoying it, once my shoes arrive, it will be perfect!
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Submitted by _sigh_ on June 26, 2008 - 9:27pm.
Amazing what a few bags of IV fluid and some enforced R&R will do for a person. She actually looks a step above death.
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Which is so sad cuz they really just made her well enough to get high again.
♥ Just because I have my standards they think I'm a bitch. ~ Diana Ross Lean Like a Chola
where is my new pic?
Mrs. Kravitz, you have my sympathies. Just remember, baby steps..... she's being asked to give up her favorite medicine, crack.
BTW, Amy is too fucking old for a babysitter, damn it.
~~~~Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.~~~~
Submitted by _sigh_ on June 26, 2008 - 9:27pm.
Amazing what a few bags of IV fluid and some enforced R&R will do for a person. She actually looks a step above death.
Hey, maybe they make Jack Daniels I.V. bags.
Serious R&R.
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IG,
I just had the best newfie joke sent to me but it is too long to post here.
Suffice to say...hahahahahaha.
How are you adjusting to the states?
I totally sympathized with you fast move, I had to do the same once...ten days the company gave me to move four people, four animals, and my entire household. Bastards. (but boy did it up my learning of touting)
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
nice. shes at it again
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
a couple of weeks ago wasn't blaaake running off with another chick?
amy's crackhive is huge. mini me could be running a meth lab up in that thing.
Hey EEG!! I saw that episode the other night and I was thinking the same thing. Like you're not going to get falling down pissed by drinking out of minis?
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I really feel for Amy, her lyrics about addiction are painful. (sipping on wine)
The mini bottles remind of the Intervention lady who screamed *where are my babies* she only bought mini vodkas.
Jeez whore get a 40 and be done with it.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Amazing what a few bags of IV fluid and some enforced R&R will do for a person. She actually looks a step above death.
Hey did I read there's a Wino death pool? I want in! Well...not "in" in but..oh nvm,,,
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SCHWAAAT did you saaay?!
STop with the minnie bottles!! Is that a party by yourself, Wino!! A real ghetto harlem crack head would have gotten 1 bottle just in case there was no crack.
What, no ice lollies with her boozing? Pfft, lightweight.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
~George Carlin. RIP George.
It must be slightly surreal to read about yourself in real time.
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Am I missing something, or is this guy missing his, um, wedding tackle?
I'll be amazed if she's alive by Xmas.
Yeah I love her, but she is self destrucking like a motherfucker.
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin
"Gigantic" penis, the article says? No wonder she sticks to that damn Geico gecko Blaaaaake like she does. I knew there had to be some fun attraction to that messy carnival.
From what the article tells us, it sounds like she's been used up a lot by men (paps included) and is too sweet and trusting, just a "crazy, mixed-up kid" like they said back in the day. It also sounds like she really has a capacity for true love, but that FUCKING big-dicked gecko has no clue how to love her properly. If it's real love (the kind that Mary J. Blige describes), it ain't all about the dicking.
Pete Doherty's face ALWAYS looks like he's smelling poo...
...and he probably is.
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Damn that was a sad interview.
Ain't No Party Like A Wino Party Mk I belive you meant Aint No Party Like An S Club Party?!
Maybe not, for all the Brits that remember who I'm talking about:
S Club
Gettin' down tonight, a come on, yeah
Gettin' down tonight, uh huh, everybody
Get down tonight
S Club (there ain't no party like an S Club party)
Gonna show you how (everybody get down tonight)
S Club (there ain't no party like an S Club party)
Gonna take you high (shake your body from side to side)
Finally Friday night
Feelin' kinda good, lookin' alright
Gotta get movin', can't be late
Gotta get groovin', just can't wait (ho!)
Get the feeling (get the feeling)
Push the ceiling (push the ceiling)
Player hater (player hater)
Get ready everybody 'cos here we go!
S Club (there ain't no party like an S Club party)
Gonna show you how (everybody get down tonight)
S Club (there ain't no party like an S Club party)
Gonna take you high (shake your body from side to side)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-X0EjwF8o0g
~♥~"Since I'm holding my son, I'm Not Gonna Belt In His Face!"~ Xtina to Larry King~♥~
~♥~"Oh My God! They've got little animals on their peepees, it's kinda funny ~Xtina~ ♥~
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 27, 2008 - 1:02am.
*hands Mrs.K a hankey* Don't cry, one day Wino will wake up, realise what a mess her life actually is & get better! Look, if Unfitney can do it, there's hope for us all!
~♥~"Since I'm holding my son, I'm Not Gonna Belt In His Face!"~ Xtina to Larry King~♥~
~♥~"Oh My God! They've got little animals on their peepees, it's kinda funny ~Xtina~ ♥~
She brought him booze in jail? They're allowed to do that?
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
I've lost all respect for the Wino. Three mini bottles of liquor? I don't call that a party, I call that breakfast. She needs to step up her game if she wants to keep up with the likes of Courtney Love.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
YOUR MUSIC SUCKS CRACKHEAD, even the other piece of shit thinks you suck!!! Just keep shooting up and everything will get better!!
Submitted by Madam Pince on June 26, 2008 - 4:30pm.
Wilson: "When you care about someone ..."
House: "You LIE to them!"
I was trying to explain that concept to Pudge the other day. I said look, "Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy."
Actually George Carlin said that.
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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 26, 2008 - 4:31pm.
Thanks *sniffsniff*
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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08
She has a death wish, obviously. She's completely delusional, too. She doesn't think her drug use is a big problem??? I've never heard of a social crack smoker!!! Not funny, but LOL!
I guess her ballet slippers finally rotted off
She is totally going to use those little bottles to smoke crack out of.
I don't know why I always notice things like this....but....did anyone else see how FILTHY the bottoms of her feet were???? They look like mine when I come in from working in my flower bed. Though, I have the decency to soak them and use a loofah on them before I go out in public---nd no one even cares to take my picture.......go figure.
skin cleared up?
we were too poor. we only put sangria wine in a bong.
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"The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions."~~~GC
Submitted by dustbunny on June 26, 2008 - 4:32pm.
Who's in charge of the Wino death pool?
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Check out www.stiffs.com for a celebrity dead pool.
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BTW: This comment is for informational purposes only because db asked. I am not endorsing nor am I flacking this site. So, please, don't report me. Thanks.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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So sad. But, there is nothing anyone can do but watch her self-destruct.
I still love Wino but I've come to accept the fact that she's totally self destructive and will probably die young.
The only thing that really bothers me is the thought that Papa Wino and Blaaaake will try to make money off her when she's dead!
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
""I asked Pete to do a concept EP, and he made this face, he looked at me like I'd pooed on the floor. He wouldn't do it. We're just really close."=
we have done massive amounts of drugs together but the drugs are the only thing that we share in common.
Who's in charge of the Wino death pool?
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 27, 2008 - 12:23am.
((hugs Mrs.K)) I know how you feel, I'd feel the same way if Xtina went of rails like this.
~♥~"Since I'm holding my son, I'm Not Gonna Belt In His Face!"~ Xtina to Larry King~♥~
~♥~"Oh My God! They've got little animals on their peepees, it's kinda funny ~Xtina~ ♥~
Let this hot mess go -- she doesn't care. Don't waste any more effort trying to save her.
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Wilson: "When you care about someone ..."
House: "You LIE to them!"
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on June 26, 2008 - 7:25pm.
You ain't alone on some of those questions.
Ick. Just check out some of those skeevy thumbnails. The bra-strap is annoying ME just looking at that.