Thursday, June 26th 2008

2 Girls, 1 Dog

Or is it 2 dudes, 1 dog? Or 3 dogs? Any of those work.

Justin Timberlake looks so happy he could queef. He always has bitch face. Jessica Biel should use a bigger strap-on his ass so he would loosen up some more.

And who the hell did that to Jessica's hair?! It reminds me of when my mommy gave my sister a haircut when we were little. My mommy took the kitchen scissors in one hand and my sister's bangs in the other hand and chopped them in one swoop. It left my sister with asymmetrical bangs that were too short! That poor bitch looked like an Emo gayelle.

Maybe my mommy is moonlighting as Jessica Biel's bang-cutter. Bang-cutter. That sounds really gross and inappropriate.

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Posted by: Michael K


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Why are they dressed for winter?

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Submitted by Cindyloo on June 26, 2008 - 8:55pm.
Is it me or does Jessica look even thinner than she usually does?

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Maybe she needs to cool down on the workout.

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Sorry MK but there's at least one girl there, Justin.

Cindyloo's picture

Is it me or does Jessica look even thinner than she usually does?

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See this is why I luv Dlisted. We don't fall for the PR bull like the spoonfed masses. Every other site has the villagers get their torchs and pitchforks if you say anything negative about this fugly.
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He's so not sexy. He's a man-child, and not in a good way. I used to have hopes for Jessica...they faded and then flew right out the window when she got with JT. Anyone who's into a guy like that is, well...just EW.

PS.Hey, that's a WAY ugly version of my dead dog! Cool!

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Submitted by Mr. President on June 26, 2008 - 6:14pm.
I don't know why people keep calling this guy sexy.
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Amen! He just seems like a little bitch and the fact that he has a higher pitched voice than a lot of women is a huge turn off.
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Submitted by Mr. President on June 26, 2008 - 8:14pm.

I don't know why people keep calling this guy sexy. I've seen the Sexy Back video and it was not even remotely hot. I'd rather watch the Hasselhoff drunken cheeseburger video. Now THAT was sexy.

lol! Mr. Pres, that video of Hoff took me replaying it about 30 times to finally stop almost pissing myself laughing and yes, the Hoff (drunk and slobbering on himself) is way sexier than Beauty Pageant boy [yes, he actually Won some].

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I don't know why people keep calling this guy sexy. I've seen the Sexy Back video and it was not even remotely hot. I'd rather watch the Hasselhoff drunken cheeseburger video. Now THAT was sexy.

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Submitted by illuminaupolis on June 26, 2008 - 8:09pm.

Damn, he is homely. However that jacket would go great with parachute pants.

LMAO! illuminaupolis, don't forget the 'members only' jacket!

BTW, is that the little fellow from "Land of the Lost" in your avatar? Shit I'm older than dirt. haha

Lemon Fresh Scent's picture

Worst. Couple. Ever.

She looks abused, he looks like an asshole.

illuminaupolis's picture

Damn, he is homely. However that jacket would go great with parachute pants.

~~~JT and Leo DiCaprio still don't look like adult men in my eyes.~~~~

True BUT Leo DiCaprio looks/talks/walks/acts like a male and he's pleasant to look at and is actually talented and gives a shit about other things in the world besides himself.

JT is worthless, fugly, girly, not talented, annoying to look at, and does nothing meaningful but cries about his weak pussy illnesses.

I would walk down a dark alley w/ Leo DiCaprio and feel safe. JT would run and cry like a bitch if someone looked at him wrong.

ugh they have got to be the most sickening couple on the planet. He's fem and ordinary in a fugly way and HER-she's such a dude--she reminds me of that big-boned girl basketball/softball star in high school who was taller than everyone. She has that low butch voice and he sounds like a geeky preteen.

They're both boring, ordinary, plain, and androgenous. A perfect match.

I just wish these damn photographers would stop taking their pictures and ignore the hell out of them. They don't want to be followed, so don't follow them...they are both tools anyway

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JT and Leo DiCaprio still don't look like adult men in my eyes.

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BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

aww, tepid love, ain't it yawny.

He looks like he's in pain.
He brought sexy back, he needs to work the sexy front.
The dog is cute...

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Can't believe Hermmy Cammie was actually better looking.

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i get depressed just looking at these two sad sacks.

they look like one of those freaky couples who constantly whisper-argues with each other at the supermarket, as though nobody can hear them. Then they get into the smug f-ing hybrid to drive home to their smug f-ing mcmansion so they can pretend they're smugly perfect while they're actually on the brink of smacking each other over the head with a smug f-ing bottle of overpriced chianti.

cammie diaz may have a smile like the joker on acid, but at least she was FUN!

Dominique Devereaux's picture

Justin is so cuntry.

Sings like a chick, looks like a chick and his girl has a dick!!!! He SUCKS!!!!

Otter Pop's picture

I'm pissed because the dog has a better life than me.

letinstar's picture

it's amazing to see how truly fug people can be when there's no makeup, special lighting and photoshop...
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Submitted by . on June 26, 2008 - 3:54pm.
These two are definitely fighting the fug in this picture

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weenielover's picture

hes just nasty. he prolly has freckle peen and red pubes...

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where the hell are they that its cool enough to wear long sleeves??? its been 105 here with the heat index :(
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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on June 26, 2008 - 6:47pm.

You said it, kiddo. These two are definitely fighting the fug in this picture (MK is a master at finding just the right photo to help express his views).

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looks like jessica is sportin' a fierce mullett

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Jessica Biel...yet another body made for sex and a face made for a bridle.

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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on June 26, 2008 - 6:47pm.
They aren't very attractive. Seriously.
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Thank you!! I am so tired of everyone making claims of how hot and sexy this idiot is. He's never been attractive. Refuse to buy into the hype.

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"OK, you wear black top and white bottoms, and I will wear white top, black bottoms."

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madam s. on June 24, 2008 - 1:11pm.
Maybe he lost his house in the mortgage crisis.

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Am's picture

Only the quadriped has a fun personality.

loric's picture

When Jessica takes the time to actually put a little makeup on and do something with her hair, she is very attractive. Right now, not so much.

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The only gossip I'm interested in is in the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra burst, 11 injured.' That kind of thing. -Johnny Depp

God be with you, dumbass.

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He's a douche, but there is something about the bone structure in her face that turns me on. Plus, she's got the best bikini body in Hollywood, Yes, even better thasn Britney Spears!!!!!
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The four-legged poochie looks like the happiest one of the bunch.

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madam s. on June 24, 2008 - 1:11pm.
Maybe he lost his house in the mortgage crisis.

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NOT IMPRESSED's picture

They aren't very attractive. Seriously.