Thursday, June 26th 2008
2 Girls, 1 Dog
Or is it 2 dudes, 1 dog? Or 3 dogs? Any of those work.
Justin Timberlake looks so happy he could queef. He always has bitch face. Jessica Biel should use a bigger strap-on his ass so he would loosen up some more.
And who the hell did that to Jessica's hair?! It reminds me of when my mommy gave my sister a haircut when we were little. My mommy took the kitchen scissors in one hand and my sister's bangs in the other hand and chopped them in one swoop. It left my sister with asymmetrical bangs that were too short! That poor bitch looked like an Emo gayelle.
Maybe my mommy is moonlighting as Jessica Biel's bang-cutter. Bang-cutter. That sounds really gross and inappropriate.
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I admire them, they are cute!
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Whos walking who?
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Where are his doggie poop bags?
oh...and I'd still hit it.
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I'm like a chocoholic, only with booze.
They are both really homely. Jessica can clean up well but you still cant shake that crazy bulldyke feeling you get from her. Justin is just fuckin ugly and if he wasn't famous bitches wouldn't give 2 shits about him. He is busted and so annoying.
"A thug changes, love changes and best friends become strangers.."- Nasir Jones.
I've never figured out what the big attraction is for her. I just don't think she is that pretty.
Also, she is developing the "Posh Pout" which is really fucking annoying!!!
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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She looks like a control freak, super bitch!!!
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Justin: Overrated sings like a choirboy
Jessica: I got nothin'.
■"I want to fall in love like Amy," says Nicole. "I think I've been in love before."
Winehouse lifts her head: "No, no, if you had, you'd be dead because you weren't together."
-Rolling Stone, June 2008
I am really fond of her.She is a cute babe...She was said to have a personal account on a millionaire&celebs online service RICHLOVING.COM with her hot pictures and blogs there. Quite a few fans and hot guys are found in her circle there.
i really like Jessica for just being a low key, low drama, curvey (real boobs and hips), non bleached dry anorexic hair person off camera-- and she can act.
after that it's just Perez Hilton squabble. Let's get back to wino, olsens, richie and life's other big winners.
I hope Jessica gets something tangible from dating small penis Timberlake.
paris hilton has a good idea when taking pictures: put in as many cute animals as possible. these two need to follow her example (just for posing not on pet care) and add two or three more puppies.
MK, your mom went to the same bang-cutting school my mom attended. There are several pictures of me sporting asymmetrical bangs as a sprog. Then again, she was a school teacher, not a hairdresser.
Since when is Justin Timberlake dating Nancy McKeon??
WTF kinda' douchey ass hoodie is boy bander there wearing? Betcha ED HARDY is on the back of that shit:DOUCHE KILLS SLOWLY.
BTW..Biel has'nt looked right since JETER stopped taggin' her shit.
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Submitted by James Haven on June 26, 2008 - 11:29pm.
Never heard of you before today.Saw the You Tube short.Fucking awesome homie.
Wow, they look so HAPPY together
'Never mess with a chick with lip liner, no lipstick'
Submitted by Fandango on June 27, 2008 - 12:41am.
UGH. Is that Jim Jones in your avatar? A palpable chill just went down my spine.
Shake it off.
Shake it off anddddddddddd Fossy Fossy oneeeeeee and Fossy Fossy twoooooooo!
They are making an adorable couple though the guy ever joined the rich men seeking affairs club http://ukblackloving.com a few weeks ago..but all are past and they will stay together forever!
They are making an adorable couple though the guy ever joined the rich men seeking affairs club http://ukblackloving.c om a few weeks ago..but all are past and they will stay together forever!
man those bangs suck. Women should NEVER have bangs, at least not any that fukken short.
Forget her hair - what happened to her FACE? And body?! She used to look so pretty and...ripe. Now she just looks like every other Hollywood husk - a size 0 and totally dried out. Yecch. Maybe her hair looks like crap because she no longer has any fat in her system. What a shame. She was so gorgeous in "The Illusionist."
beautiful woman.. is she still stay with her husband.. someone posted on yahoo answers that she has a profile on the famous site !!!.sugarmingle . c o m. you know it is a bad site for rich men to seek sexy girls.
Submitted by . on June 26, 2008 - 8:22pm.
I actually was responding to someone else's post, and cut out who is was submitted by , by mistake.
I don't consider myself that old....lol
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Angelina Jolie, Outed by James McAvoy: "I can tell you what it was like to kiss her on a film set: It was awkward, sweaty and not very nice."
eeew. new olympic sport.
the tongue toss...
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I haven't seen a look that "pinched" since I left Catholic school in eight grade...lol.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 26, 2008 - 11:26pm.
@JH and Prez, if you think you are missing jessica biels ass you can always look up at her face. it seems to have migrated....
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HAHA, Deb. Does this mean that every time Justin kisses her he is "tossing the salad"?
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 26, 2008 - 11:26pm.
Hello Deb! SmOOches
James Haven doesn't see the appeal of the Biel! She is rather pinched looking.
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@JH and Prez, if you think you are missing jessica biels ass you can always look up at her face. it seems to have migrated....
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"The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions."~~~GC
Submitted by . on June 26, 2008 - 11:18pm.
It is true .! James Haven loves the booty!
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Submitted by dead-actress on June 26, 2008 - 11:15pm.
da! SmOOches!
love your avie...who is it?
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 26, 2008 - 11:17pm.
Yes, that's Cha-ka, I'm old too. I could never figure out why Cha-ka was the one always getting lost and in trouble. He's from the Land of the Lost, he should know better.
PSL, if you're old then I'm ANCIENT. haha
Cha-ka! RIGHT!!!!!!!! You can actually get those LOTL episodes on netflix. I rented one for my daughter and we both laughed so hard but they were ahead of their time, the acting was hilarity and the FX were pitiful but the concept was right-on.
Justin looks like he's holding in some 7-layer bean dip and freaking out.
Submitted by James Haven on June 26, 2008 - 11:06pm.
That would be sad. James Haven is an ass man and hates to see these womem with the body of a 12 year old boy.
Jamesy is an ass man? I'm just NOW learning this? *dancing with jiggly bootie* Whoop, whoop! Shake it up!
Yes, that's Cha-ka, I'm old too. I could never figure out why Cha-ka was the one always getting lost and in trouble. He's from the Land of the Lost, he should know better.
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hahahhhha...right?
I personally find Justin to be sexy and talented, but I can also see the Douche in him....she was a gorgeous teen, but her face peaked at 21....nice body though.
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Angelina Jolie, Outed by James McAvoy: "I can tell you what it was like to kiss her on a film set: It was awkward, sweaty and not very nice."
Submitted by James Haven on June 26, 2008 - 10:44pm.
No one ever listens to James Haven!
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James, my love! We always listen to you. You are star in our heaven! *kiss on cheek*
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Submitted by Mr. President on June 26, 2008 - 11:04pm.
That would be sad. James Haven is an ass man and hates to see these womem with the body of a 12 year old boy.
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Submitted by James Haven on June 26, 2008 - 11:00pm.
Thank you Mr. President. May James Haven call you "Prez" for short?
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HAHA. You can call me whatever you like.
I wonder what diet Jessica Biel is on right now. She's in danger of losing her main ASSet.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
OMFG, it's James Haven! Welcome back. I always listen to you. I posted earlier but the post was swallowed into a black hole, so I apologize if a double post shows up.
On topic: When is James Haven NOT the topic?
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Mr. President on June 26, 2008 - 10:59pm.
Thank you Mr. President. May James Haven call you "Prez" for short?
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Justin told James Haven that he can't stand being with "Leatherface" but he's scared of her! He said she told him that if he left her, she would "bitch slap him in front of Joey Fatone".
Justin hates getting beat by a woman, that's why he left Cammy. James Haven warned him "those who fail to remember the past, are doomed to repeat it!"
No one ever listens to James Haven!
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"BTW, is that the little fellow from "Land of the Lost" in your avatar? Shit I'm older than dirt. haha"
Yes, that's Cha-ka, I'm old too. I could never figure out why Cha-ka was the one always getting lost and in trouble. He's from the Land of the Lost, he should know better.
They are making an adorable couple though the guy ever joined the rich men seeking affairs club UKBLACKLOVING.COM a few weeks ago..but all are past and they will stay together forever!
i see 3 dogs.
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
Is this guy long extended 15 minutes over already?!?!?
I used to give all my dolly's the Emo Gayelle haircut. And anyone else's dolly I could get my little scissor happy hands on.
Wow someone finally has worse hair than cheryl burke.
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SCHWAAAT did you saaay?!
Justina is a fugly bitch douche vagina lint licker
Can't stand his ass and his Jacko wanna be voice.
As far as She-Man over here...UGH. I mean, I can admit when a chick is hot and sexy and what not. This bitch was like #2 or 3 on Maxim Hot bitches(not that it matters what the Maxim horn dogs think is hot), but still. Bitch is so not hot. I find her so GD fug.
Oh and Hello sluts!
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I say we get dangerous
He's a gross pube-faced douche who has a voice higher than mine (and I'm a woman!). She has great bones, but doesn't play 'em up to look beautiful.
They're both quite gay, and look miserable in each other's presence during their weekly "see? We're straight!" outing.
And what the hell is wrong with his knee? It looks like he's smuggling a DJ headset in them pants!
Submitted by Manimal5: "Why are they dressed for winter?"
Oh my god *laughing* I was wondering that, too! It's late June, helLO! Where is it cold enough for clothing like that?
Well, maybe they're in Maine. My mom claims it's cold enough that she put on the space heater last night.
Submitted by Manimal5 on June 26, 2008 - 6:10pm.
Cause they are cold on the inside, being busy and all (as each others beards).
No sexy times=No heat.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA