Thursday, June 26th 2008
Hannah Montana Peen Candy
Dlisted reader Monica sent me this picture of Disney's Hannah Montana Peen candy she found at her local Walmart. This is the best the Disney could do? I mean, they are a whore factory! They could have given us something to really choke on. This shit is just a shorty with Cisco Adler nuts.
Disney should get in touch with the people who make Gummi Lighthouse Peens. Their shit is short, but at least it's erect.
And yes, Monica and I are both 11-years-old.
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They'll put that little twat's face on anything.
The manufacturer of this 'candy' was either a full-on pedo perv or a clueless idiot.
Speaking of which. Where'd I put my phallic pez dispenser? Hmm.
Uh huh huh huh huh...penis candy...
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You know her vagina snores like a choking walrus. - MK
I think I like MK's gummy peens better.
Miley's remind me of Circus Peanuts and those things are NASTAY!
I am so fucking sick of Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana...and her guitar-penis candy.
But does it melt in your hand?
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I'm like a chocoholic, only with booze.
Submitted by maDalice on June 26, 2008 - 6:56pm.
Sickening, isn't it. It's sad that parents can't be bothered to actually parent their children and monitor the portions themselves.
Better yet, don't buy your kids a bunch of sugary bullshit like this and you don't have to worry.
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The only gossip I'm interested in is in the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra burst, 11 injured.' That kind of thing. -Johnny Depp
God be with you, dumbass.
And they made it the right skin tone and everything so that it's extra realistic. Gross.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Now I'm craving the white chocolate peen I got for Christmas.
I hate things that are individually wrapped like that. For portion control? We are filling up the landfills with plastic so we won't eat a whole bag of Hanna Montana gummi dicks?
This reminds me of the time my hubby bought his dad boob pasta for a Christmas present for some strange reason.
Yes, in case you are wondering his family is and will always be dysfunctional.
On Topic: I would expect nothing less from Disney.
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The only gossip I'm interested in is in the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra burst, 11 injured.' That kind of thing. -Johnny Depp
God be with you, dumbass.
too bad Miley is a lesbo
individual pouches for portion control penises...walmart thinks of everything....
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
And I love how the pic of Miley is f her wth her mouth wide open holding her microphone like its a dick.
■I'll tell you what he said...he asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!-Donnie Darko
■Submitted by britscomingback: YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
where can i buy?! Hilarious!