Thursday, June 26th 2008
Hannah Montana Peen Candy
Dlisted reader Monica sent me this picture of Disney's Hannah Montana Peen candy she found at her local Walmart. This is the best the Disney could do? I mean, they are a whore factory! They could have given us something to really choke on. This shit is just a shorty with Cisco Adler nuts.
Disney should get in touch with the people who make Gummi Lighthouse Peens. Their shit is short, but at least it's erect.
And yes, Monica and I are both 11-years-old.
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Well, this can save me a lot of money for my next bachelorette party. The "appropriately labled" ones are much more expensive.
I saw these things at Wal*Mart! They are in the checkout lines. The colors other than pink make the shapes slightly more identifiable, but the opaque pink is just an unfortunate color choice. I asked my husband if we had a little girl, if he would want her putting that in her mouth, and he just shook his head.
That is so funny. The lighthouse ones are better. You can't tell me that no one where they made those didn't see that. LOL I thought thats what they were i had to really look at them to see the lighthouse. i totally had to go get gummy bears after seeing this pic. LOL
Too bad its not hannah montana naked
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I will take peen in my mouth any way I can get it
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You have to laugh at the realistically lop-sided scrotum. I mean, someone put some real thought into this design and the penis is erect and not a turtle in a shell which really makes you wonder wtf. lol
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There just aren't enough pink, flaccid guitars in the world.
Submitted by Otter Pop on June 26, 2008 - 2:39pm.
They'll put that little twat's face on anything.
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well said. i hate the mullet spawn.....
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If they don't sell they just change the name to Jonas Brothers. Every twelve year old girl will buy cartons of them.
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Really, lots of things could look like a penis. I think the Washington monument looks like one.
I want some of both of those...you can never have too much peen around the house.
James Haven doesn't like gummi's (and certainly not ones shaped like a male apparatus). They get stuck in his teeth and then he has to pry them loose without anyone seeing him. It's just too much work!
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Yuuummmm. Gummi peen.
WTF that shit looks like that deformed urethra weener picture!
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Which part is sweet and which part is sour?
Eww.
Submitted by parkrangerpete on June 26, 2008 - 9:40pm.
Taste the rainbow
hahahahaha!
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on June 26, 2008 - 9:57pm.
How many licks does it take to get to the center?
Gross. Crunch. Mayo. ahhhhhhhhhh. haha
I saw that whores gummies the other day in the dollar tree and I thought the EXACT same thing
How many licks does it take to get to the center?
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I'm curious as to why somebody would want to make lighthouse shaped gummies anyway. Looks like an excuse to make a phallicly shaped candy XD
Whoa, I need to get those gummi bears lighthouse candy when I am feeling horny and desparate hopefully that can calm my cock craving nerves.
I have no self-restraint when it comes to candy. I need individual portion control. Also, if I accidentally leave the bag open, the cockroaches in my apartment can't get to them. Good idea, Disney.
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HAHA They've been selling this up the street at the 7-11 i live near by for a month now...they cant give that shit away!
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I'm just impressed by the individual packaging to portion control. Ingenious! How else could I control how much my kids ate?
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Submitted by smoke on June 26, 2008 - 8:24pm.
Haha, I know what I'm handing out for Halloween this year! When the parents come to complain, I'll be all innocent and bewildered like, "But I thoughts kids loved Hannah Montana!"
Aww. That's so wrong. LMAO!
Haha, I know what I'm handing out for Halloween this year! When the parents come to complain, I'll be all innocent and bewildered like, "But I thoughts kids loved Hannah Montana!"
Holy crap that's hilarious. The package photo with Miley looking ready to gobble that mic is PERFECT. I am so going to Wal-Mart tomorrow.
Submitted by LisaL on June 26, 2008 - 8:10pm.
Rofl... buy it while you can before it's pulled off the shelves!
LOL. This shit will be on ebay at ten times the price once it's pulled.
Rofl... buy it while you can before it's pulled off the shelves!
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Ive read 4 of his books. I love them. There is NO way to tell ppl what his approach is. they just have to look for themselves. I started with his first one, and the last one I read was the 911 one, Alice In Wonderland.
I went to ground Zero six days after the 911 attacks because my brother was a firefighter in NYC who was caught in one of the towers, so I went and volunteered for 2 weeks at one of the churches that set up relief for all of the workers. Im not saying I buy everything he writes, but it is interesting. most pl would say, "since you lost a family member, you are grasping at straws," but honestly Im not.
Its just another persons' perspective.
Damn....So fucking sorry for the ramble!!!
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"guitar and microphone shapes", uh huh. rose microphones and guitars... good to know, this is how guitars and microphones are usually colored and shaped.
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omg, where can i buy some of those lighthouse gummies?
My husband is a wal*mart store manager. I saw this and immediatly called him to bring some home! I've got to see it for myself!
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on June 26, 2008 - 6:57pm.
All of the cild porn and stuff came from a website called "davidicke.com.
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I recommend his books. he claims that the royals are reptilian aliens or half breeds. I think he toned down the lizard people talk for a while now.
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All of the child porn and stuff came from a website called "davidicke.com.
I was about how Bush senior was/is a child toucher, and Bush Jr and Cheney are big time coke heads, and the Disney thig has always been a coverup for child molesters and all of that.
One time someone gave me that website, and I went there and read the "headlines" and it was just weird. They also claim the royals are body sacrificing freaks, ect. Tons and tons.
Its a good website to visit when you are fucked up to the gills. they're also into the Illuminati and Reptilian stuff about how our country is being overtaken by Alien hybrids, ect.
Dont judge me, Im just saying, someone gave me the site, and it was a trip...
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Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on June 26, 2008 - 6:41pm.
BB, I dunno about that but I do know Disney is pretty liberal.
The hidden penis controversy over "The little Mermaid" cover still kinda cracks me up though: http://www.snopes.com/disney/films/mermaid.asp
Submitted by FritoDorito on June 26, 2008 - 5:29pm.
Frito, you little booger-bear, how you doin'?
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MK I love it when you crack out the Cisco Adler Nuts Picture. ALWAYS makes me laugh.
Next time I am the mood for peen, it is nice to know that all I have to do is go to Walmart! Beats the hell out of getting drunk first.
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this is great
i love disney. remember that tarzan doll they had that would jack off and yodel when you pressed a button on its back? it's still on my shelf and i will be buried with that in my hands.
bunch of sick bastards work at that company.
I'm sure someone at Disney will lose their job over this.
WTF? I dont believe this shit is still on the shelves. Is it? Its probably what Vernie's mini-me dick looks like.
Did you not all know that Disney is run by a tons of child pervs and predators? If you ever read the conspiracy theories, ect, Disney is one big incest, child porn, perv, factory. Google it. just sayin...What better way to always have little kiddies around.
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