Thursday, June 26th 2008
Ranae Shrider Is Mini-Me's Sex Tape Co-Star
22-year-old Ranae Shrider from Kentucky is the woman who did sexay times on tape with Mini-Me. TMZ reports she's an aspiring model and Mini-Me's ex-girlfriend. Mr. and Mrs. Shrider must be so proud of their little daughter. They're telling out their church friends that lil' RaeRae (that's why they call her) is starring in her first feature with the one and only Mini-Me!
Okay, in all seriousness now. Somebody please find the full sex tape. I know it's out there and I need to see what Verne's snausage looks like.
Here's more pictures of RaeRae with Mini-Me. She looks like she could swallow him whole. Oh and of course she has a picture with Wonky McValtrex. This is all Wonky's fault!
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wow.. I watched Verne Troyer full sex tape at _THIS_LINK_ now
he so lustful !!
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When you're nose to nose their toes are in it;
When you're toe to toe their nose is in it.
I don't know why I thought of that.
AN ASPIRING MODEL???!?!?!?!?!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
The only thing that bitch could model would be dog food! She is repulsive
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She would have to be from Kentucky. First Tara Conner, and now this. Goddammit.
I cant get the image of him rollin around on his scooter naked and peeing in the hallway.
I'm "kind of" evil
Submitted by Otter Pop on June 26, 2008 - 6:37pm.
I think it's refreshing to know she was able to see him for what he is instead of what he looks like.
Yeah, she sees him as a meal ticket and exposure.
■I'll tell you what he said...he asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!-Donnie Darko
■Submitted by britscomingback: YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
One of those ugly ass pics were not taken on the same day because your hair is shorter. I think the reason people noticed it so much is because the outfit is not cute enough to be worn that many times.
MrMiniMe2U- So....are you the ugly bitch or her best friend?
Submitted by S_G on June 26, 2008 - 5:26pm.
That chick looks like a younger version of the deceased CHRISTINA ONASSIS
...see I'm getting more of an Heidi Fleiss mental from her, or a broke down Adrianne Curry...like Adrianne isn't half borke herself.
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Whatever fags and fat bitches, she is HOT and Verne is lucky to have scored her. I question her taste in men though. He has no money or he would not have done Surreal Life to kick start his career again and pay some of those nasty back taxes). But who am I to judge?
I have seen some f*ckin ugly ass dudes before that had major hotties and have slept with more then my share of undesirables (beer goggles baby). Oh and to the retard that commented about her wearing the same outfit? Did it occur to you that she either A. wears her clothing more then once or B. the photo may have been taken the same day. F*ckin Geniuses I swear to God...
Just all kinds of wrong, on so many levels. Vile and disgusting-- could this make a profit?
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Submitted by S_G on June 26, 2008 - 5:26pm.
That chick looks like a younger version of the deceased CHRISTINA ONASSIS
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OMFG you're right! I couldn't think of who she reminded me of!
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How in the world did this girl fuck mini Me!?!!? I wondered if she ever tried to place his head in her pussy for jokes?
I am most concerned with the pic with our beloved Paris, smiling with her eyes. The dirty whore. Does she want to get in on the sexy times, too? She likes sex tapes, you know, Verne. And she has lots of small doggies... hmm...
she is gorgeous after be a mom.do u know that her husband was a member of ukblackloving.com trying to find a sugar baby.
When he gets a stiffy does his brain collapse?
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Submitted by Otter Pop on June 26, 2008 - 6:37pm.
everyone, (yes, even little Verne Troyer), deserves love and happiness.
...true indeed!
and also a blow job.
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Did Kentucky kick her out because they've already reached their quota of fugly, deluded, oportunistic skanks? Blech!
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Yes, yes we did...just what Kentucky needs...another embarrassment to our lovely state...wasn't Billy Ray Cyrus enough? Now this hooker?
I made the mistake of clicking on that link and all the bleach in the world will NEVER remove those images from my brain, so thanks DListed.
Submitted by Aubrey04: "She's an aspiring model? Does she have a mirror anywhere in her house? Sometimes I just don't get these "aspiring models".. Someone sell me the mirror they use!"
Key word is "aspiring". Mr. Hekki is an aspiring golf pro and millionaire.
I myself am a former "model". That means I've posed for artists and art student photographers. Doesn't mean I'm beautiful; it means I have a decent face, proportions and I was willing to do some rated-R "artistic" nudity. There is no way I could ever be a fashion model or supermodel, but it's all semantics.
Submitted by Aubrey04 on June 26, 2008 - 7:15pm.
She's an aspiring model? Does she have a mirror anywhere in her house? Sometimes I just don't get these "aspiring models".. Someone sell me the mirror they use!
This bitch is delusional and FUG as hell.
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She's one of those girls who's parents told her how pretty she is her whole life.
To bad they were lying.
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Submitted by Migraineuse: "Chaps are assless by definition. If they weren't, they'd be PANTS."
You want to know what his peen looks like?
Refer to your gummy peen story. Probably a lot like that.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on dating site "W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m " last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
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She's an aspiring model? Does she have a mirror anywhere in her house? Sometimes I just don't get these "aspiring models".. Someone sell me the mirror they use!
This bitch is delusional and FUG as hell.
Did Kentucky kick her out because they've already reached their quota of fugly, deluded, oportunistic skanks? Blech!
Will she even know when it's in?
Maybe he uses his arm. That would be about the size of a normal peen.
I couldn't give a midge ride.
I think it's refreshing to know she was able to see him for what he is instead of what he looks like. She looks genuinely happy in those pics and everyone, (yes, even little Verne Troyer), deserves love and happiness.
I feel really bad for him--no one treats him with any respect. It's always "Mini-Me this and Mini-Me that." That was just a character in a couple of films. He's human and he can't help that he was born with dwarfism. He probably is desperate to be loved and be in a healthy relationship with a woman. I'm sure if God had given him the power, he'd want to be "normal" even if that meant no fame. Sorry, excuse me while I cry at the inhumanity of it all...
And I can't stand KTLA news--totally unprofessional assholes. Second only to KCOP.
That chick looks like a younger version of the deceased CHRISTINA ONASSIS
http://images.google.com/images?gbv=2&hl=en&safe=off&q=Christina+Onassis...
that little dog (i mean the 4 legged one) is bigger than mini me...
this chick has to live with herself knowing the world knows she fucked mini me and she posed with wonky skank...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
Submitted by pompom on June 26, 2008 - 6:05pm.
Am I the only one who wants to see this tape? Perhaps this is bad to admit...
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Don't worry MK is dying to see it too.
http://fuzzygalore.buzznet.com
Submitted by Migraineuse: "Chaps are assless by definition. If they weren't, they'd be PANTS."
But is there a tape with her and Wonky?!?!? Okay - I recognized I've gone too far. I'm grossing myself out. Leaving now...
scarecrow legs
I find the pictures of her posing with Parasite more offensive than the ones with Verne Troyer.
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Submitted by dustbunny on June 26, 2008 - 5:00pm.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on June 26, 2008 - 5:50pm.
Uh..how do they fu-?...does he?...uh..can his legs stra-?..uh..will his pe-...?...*scratching head* Uh..I don't want to know! Yes, I do!
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Someone posted yesterday that they saw a clip o the mentioned video.....According to them, he's working with a big boy penis.
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I don't get how that works. Does he put it in a sling or something so it doesn't drag on the ground?
Actually, forget I asked. Barf.
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
If we pool our resources, can we acquire the tape? For Dlisted viewing pleasure? Please?
I don't think she is likely to get past the 'aspiring' stage... Especially after THIS.
Am I the only one who wants to see this tape? Perhaps this is bad to admit...
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on June 26, 2008 - 5:50pm.
Uh..how do they fu-?...does he?...uh..can his legs stra-?..uh..will his pe-...?...*scratching head* Uh..I don't want to know! Yes, I do!
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Someone posted yesterday that they saw a clip o the mentioned video.....According to them, he's working with a big boy penis.
http://fuzzygalore.buzznet.com
Submitted by Migraineuse: "Chaps are assless by definition. If they weren't, they'd be PANTS."
Can someone please give a link for yesterday's items on the Verne s*x tape?? Please.
Nevermind. I just clicked the link above. DOH!!!
Uh..how do they fu-?...does he?...uh..can his legs stra-?..uh..will his pe-...?...*scratching head* Uh..I don't want to know! Yes, I do!
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Slightly off topic.... anyone think Wonky knows what MK calls her? That would be so awesome.
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Nastiness...pure nastiness.....
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Damn, she's HUUUURRRRRT!
I'm always embarrassed for blatantly ugly people who think they're "model" material. It's sad, and a true indication of their lack of intelligence or skills.
Would some men want to have sex with her after such perversity? That looks like a horror movie.
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it is kind of hard being a model/actress when your face can make milk curdle in 3 seconds flat