Thursday, June 26th 2008
Chichis!!!!
So if Skeletor is performing on stage and JLo and her Jello Jigglers are watching from the audience, who's talking care of the Dragon Tales twins? You know, because JLo and Skeletor don't have any nanny help or so they say. The DT Twins are probably back at the hotel by themselves, playing in Skeletor's coffin and crawling on JLo's gorilla fur collection.
And I must say that in this lighting, JLo actually looks....good. You can't see the 30 tons of bronzer that is usually sitting on top of her face. And the chichis......well.....they look pretty good. The back matches the front, for now.
Here's JLo and Skeletor at his show in Spain last night.
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Mark: "The chi chis JLo, put themaways!! Dey make me craazzzy!"
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Yeah that is the best i've seen J-Lo looking for some time now. Not only because she's just wearing 2 pounds of makeup rather than five, but also she's not looking into the camera with that zombified expression, you know, the one where her eyes are all half closed and mouth hanging open. Silly cow.
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Stupid greedy conceded media whoring cunt. why doesn't she go home and look after her kids?
you know there are celeb moms out there who are not seen or heard from for weeks or even months at a time after they have had their babies but not this piece a trash. she has to have her tits,ass and everything else sticking out for the world to see right after she gives birth. god i feel for her kids. i really feel for them having such a low class trashy woman for a mother.
why the hell am i here?
her pictures on UKBLACKLOVING.COM are the hottest.
She is the most enticing girl I've ever seen,oh!I saw one of her sexy pictures on sugardaddy.
OMG, she looks so hot and I saw her naked photo on sugardaddy dating site **sugarmingle . com. It seems that girl is dating online now. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
she is to inviting!
Not a fan of Jlo but she does look good in this picture.
No, now go away before I taunt you a second time.
J-Lo thinks she's the shit. I agree wholefartedly.
Sorry but she's still yuck IMO...
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She looks good there
She actually does look good. Are they doing the vaseline on the camera lense? She usually has almost as much makdup on as Skankaleira....
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Hmmm...I thought it was Blohan. No, that is not a compliment.
there's vaseline on the camera lens...no way does this bitch look this good in bright lights...
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I don't know what I hate more: when sluts push their boobies together or when they use their "I'm ready to suck cock" pose.
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i what do i hate more? when these j-lowclass fans invade D-listed. go away assholes! go back to perez hilton!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
"The DT Twins are probably back at the hotel by themselves, playing in Skeletor's coffin and crawling on JLo's gorilla fur collection."
I just laughed till I cried!
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Hope she is giving Skeletor Chichi rides. Remember that Mexican restaurant Chichi's? I saw their salsa in the store yesterday and thought of you, MK
'Never mess with a chick with lip liner, no lipstick'
Those are nice.I'll take J Lo & Salma in a threesome.Christina Aguilera can run the camera & lighting:"LATIN MILFYS #3...take one...ACTION!"
It's bad enough that she lip-synch's to her own "songs" but does she have to lip-synch to Skeletor's as well?
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I don't know what I hate more: when sluts push their boobies together or when they use their "I'm ready to suck cock" pose.
My small boobies were NOT cute...so i had them done. Seriously though...i should have waited till after I had my boys to get them done. They still look good now...its just that they hang a little different than they used to. I swear that if i ever have to get them done again...I will go BIGGER!! heheheh
I went from 36A to a 36CC
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"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." -George Carlin....R.I.P.
I have always thought she is absolutely stunning. Her complexion is flawless. She takes very good care of her skin...never smoked, does not drink, and she's supposedly obsessive about her diet. She may be a full-fledged bitch, but damn, she looks great.
I love Jlo. I want her to make a comeback with Ben Affleck. Together with Violet and the Dragon Tale twins, and a couple of kids they pick up in the Congo, they could create an army that could defeat the Brangiloonies.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 26, 2008 - 12:00pm.
HEY! small boobies are cute! IMO, it's all about the nipple, whether your boobs are pretty or not....anyone else's thoughts?
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I know my DH likes both boobies and nips on the smallish side, so I am obviously the woman of his dreams. ;) (32B here.)
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Mamacita!
I hate this bitch, but she looks hot here.
LoLo.. No I haven't spoken to VLL in a couple of days.. We better check on her! Stalkers are looney looney looneys from Tokus!
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Jello looks good because she is out of focus and is being blasted by light that is the same colour as her many layers of bronzer. The Skeletor is wearing shades to shield itself from its own fugliness in pic #5. Requesting close-ups of his yellowish crocodile teefs, please. I haven't seen enough awfulness today.
Submitted by NovaNightly on June 26, 2008 - 1:04pm.
There is NO WAY bitch is still breastfeeding. I guarantee that she had those puppies filled with Saline right after she popped her dragon tales twins out...via c-section and tummy tuck.
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she didn't breast feed at all. She said it in the People Mag interview....so we know it is true...ha
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i'm wondering when she's going to start runing after Ben Affleck now that he might be getting a divorce. god i hate this chola. that phony kiss and boobies isn't even for her husband its for the photographers taking pictures of her. i wish someone in the audience would have stood up, punched her in her fake chola mouth and taken a needle to the probably fake chola tits of hers. god i hate her.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
I bet her chichis smell like arroz con salchicha and Skeletor sweat.
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There is NO WAY bitch is still breastfeeding. I guarantee that she had those puppies filled with Saline right after she popped her dragon tales twins out...via c-section and tummy tuck.
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"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." -George Carlin....R.I.P.
Her boobs are not even remotely interesting...unless she drops food on them or pops one....then i care. ;P
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"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." -George Carlin....R.I.P.
Submitted by Sensimina on June 26, 2008 - 12:55pm.
Can't stand JLo, but her tits look hot there. A huge departure from the sad little party hats she used to have.
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HEY! small boobies are cute! IMO, it's all about the nipple, whether your boobs are pretty or not....anyone else's thoughts?
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Angelina Jolie, Outed by James McAvoy: "I can tell you what it was like to kiss her on a film set: It was awkward, sweaty and not very nice."
Submitted by Kool-Aid addict on June 26, 2008 - 2:54pm.
I didn't know people actually bought tickets to his concerts
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Hell, I didn't even know he had concerts!
I thought he was Skeletor!
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Can't stand JLo, but her tits look hot there. A huge departure from the sad little party hats she used to have.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
I didn't know people actually bought tickets to his concerts. Apparently there are still fools being born every minute
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Wow I didn't even recognize her. I thought that he was great in "El Cantante", but they could have found someone else to play her role.
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The thought of them bumping uglies scares me
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Hey radio siren!
Hekki, the Dragon Tales twins were dragged with them.
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She does look pretty. Boobalicious.
So they left the Dragon Tales Twins back in the States? Or did they travel with them? God forbid anyone should ever stay home with their kids anymore.
J-lo is married to Lance Burton the Vegas Magic Man?
SPEAKING OF!
HAs anyone made sure Viva La Lohan is still alive and that creeper fucker didnt get to her in real life?
Let me know! I gots to protect my hos!
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She is so sexy!I just want to make love with her.I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site*"A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com"*last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Is Skeletor now a nightclub lounge singer in Spain?
Where's the tip jar?
JLo looks like a guppie in a fishtank.
2nd row, 2nd picture reminds me of a vampire. *Shiver*
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I must say, I like her top, or dress, or whatever it is. Reminds me of my mama back in the 70's.
Yeah, she still sucks.
Hi PSL!!
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Who? Oh her...she's still around?