Thursday, June 26th 2008

Yes, That's Angelina....

Or maybe it's James Haven wearing a wig and a pillow? I'm not sure. InTouch Weekly has these pictures of of a still knocked up Angie in France four days ago. I know you've been up all night wondering if the chosen ones' golden feetsies have touched our mortal soil yet. Well, they are still cozy and safe in Angie's holy oven.

And we care because Angie and Brad are the most wonderfuliest, amazingiest and beautifuliest couple in the entire known universe and beyond! Don't you know?!

Posted by: Michael K


Miss Priss's picture

I doubt James Haven has spider leg arms like that

♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦
I say we get dangerous

NovaNightly's picture

Get this....I put on a whopping 83lbs with my twin pregnancy!!! The one and only time in my life i was over 200lbs!! lol.

****
"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." -George Carlin....R.I.P.

NovaNightly's picture

Submitted by The Audrey on June 26, 2008 - 11:27am.
Her body will never be the same. Your skin can't stretch that much and go back to normal, no matter what kind of expensive cream you use on it. I predict a tummy tuck after this birth, for sure.

-----
Actually mine snapped back great. No stretch marks even!! I rubbed palmers cocoa butter on my tummy several times a day for my entire pregnancy. I knew that my belly was going to stretch like never before and I totally DREADED getting stretch marks. You can barely tell now that i was ever pregnant. YAY!! I think i got lucky. :D

****
"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." -George Carlin....R.I.P.

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

Holy fucking shitballs, does she have a clown car under there? A dinosaur? Nessie? That is NOT healthy for her to be that skinny with a belly that big. When is this egotistical bitch going to EAT SOMETHING? I'm seriously going to fly over there and hold her stupid ano mouth open and shove a burger down her gullet.

What will I do if she chokes? Not going to plan that far ahead, sadly.

----------------------
To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.

Sharon's picture

Damn, looking at her reminds me why I don't want to get pregnant again. And I only gained 16 pounds while I was pregnant.
---------------------------------------
"You are a whore, darlin'. We all are. We take the cash, we cash the check, we show them what they want to see"

Angie is a good mom.Her profile was seen at millionaire&celeb dating site ******"AffluentBachelors.com"****** yesterday. A rumor goes that she is dating a young single man on that site.I believe it"s just a rumor.

Clarisse's picture

MK,
YOU are the wonderfuliest, amazingiest and beautifuliest man in the world!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You know her vagina snores like a choking walrus. - MK

kdracofan's picture

I just laughed out loud at this post...*waving finger at MK* You are going to get those loonies started....

The Audrey's picture

Her body will never be the same. Your skin can't stretch that much and go back to normal, no matter what kind of expensive cream you use on it. I predict a tummy tuck after this birth, for sure.

*______________________________________________*

♥*♥*♥*♥*♥* Grossness... *♥*♥*♥*♥*♥

NOT IMPRESSED's picture

Is that their house? It looks so dark and cold, like I'm sure they are on the inside.

NovaNightly's picture

Bedrest SUCKS!! At the end of my twin pregnancy I could barely sit, stand, walk...do ANYTHING. Everything feels uncomfortable and awkward too! I would be surprised if these pics were actually taken 4 days ago....its a big no-no to be up and out of bed if you've been ordered to be on bedrest.

****
"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." -George Carlin....R.I.P.

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

can we please get an update on the wild boars instead?

-----------------------------
"In the pages of history.
In suicidal cavalry attacks.
I recognise...
myself in every stranger's eyes"

Angie's a shman.

oklahoma's picture

OK everyone Freeze.. Shiloh is out of her dungeon cage!

-----------------------------------------------
So that's what your after... A Farter?

dustbunny's picture

That has to be so uncomfortable at this stage. just saying.

============
http://fuzzygalore.buzznet.com
Submitted by Migraineuse: "Chaps are assless by definition. If they weren't, they'd be PANTS."

Stay-lo's picture

I sense a little sarcasm is that last paragraph MK!

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

"And we care because Angie and Brad are the most wonderfuliest, amazingiest and beautifuliest couple in the entire known universe and beyond!"

I see MK is quoting his Brangeloonie hate mail.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!