Thursday, June 26th 2008
Yes, That's Angelina....
Or maybe it's James Haven wearing a wig and a pillow? I'm not sure. InTouch Weekly has these pictures of of a still knocked up Angie in France four days ago. I know you've been up all night wondering if the chosen ones' golden feetsies have touched our mortal soil yet. Well, they are still cozy and safe in Angie's holy oven.
And we care because Angie and Brad are the most wonderfuliest, amazingiest and beautifuliest couple in the entire known universe and beyond! Don't you know?!
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Angie is such an atention hwore she calls 911 just to say hello
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
OMG I know it all, I know it all.. *rolls eyes*
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
I'm starting to think Angie wants to be Michelle Duggar.
If she's pregnant, she doesn't have to take care of the kids, the nanny's or Brad have to.
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Ahh, it's been awhile. Ahem.
"What a crock of shit. In Touch is the biggest bullshit lyeing magazine. Angie's too wonderful of a person to hire a body double and all u bitches in here seying she's not eating enough for her twins are so stupid. She eats alot but with the stress of movie premirerssrwerwwew and charity work and her kids it doesn't show as much as it does on fatties like all of you. so go back to your tubs of peenut butter and mom jeans and leave Angie alone."
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
St. Angelina's holy oven: Santo Forne (italian) or Saint Four (French).
While she's baking those in there, would she mind heating up a little apple brown betty for me? It just needs reheating, Ange. About 20 minutes at 300 degrees. Thanx!!
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Submitted by M.E. on June 26, 2008 - 7:43pm.
It has, It's been like, two- three week at least.
She probably wants to look "her best" aka "really, really skinny" again, before she admits to having the Holy Twins,so she'll look for the People photoshoot.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 26, 2008 - 7:44pm.
I'm sure, if she thought hard enough she'd be able to think of a good excuse that would explain why the babies are small & still let her keep her Halo. She has a extremly high, God given metabolism or some crap. (Her loons are so well trained they'd buy it)
~♥~"Since I'm holding my son, I'm Not Gonna Belt In His Face!"~ Xtina to Larry King~♥~
~♥~"Oh My God! They've got little animals on their peepees, it's kinda funny ~Xtina~ ♥~
Not a cast on Z's arm. It would cover her hand with just the fingers and thumb sticking out.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 26, 2008 - 1:44pm.
Because when people see them, and see how premature and tiny they are, she'll have to admit she's a horrible mother because she didn't eat anything or take it easy for the safety and health of her babies.
DING! DING! DING! WE HAVE A WINNER!
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I don't think they were preemies, but I do imagine they were tiny. Twins are usually smaller anyways, but due to this bitches tiny ass frame, I doubt they were of normal, healthy size.
her twig arms scare me
Submitted by loric on June 26, 2008 - 2:48pm.
ITA. Those poor babies had to be tiny-every time I saw a picture of Angie's twig arms my blood pressure would go up. She was not eating what she should have eaten while pregnant for twins.
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I feel that way too. Seriously, if she was so GD concerned about gaining weight she shouldn't be having babies, let alone going for in vitro treatments. The doctors who did that for her should lose their licenses.
She wasn't even eating what she should have for ONE baby.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
I fully expect to see her with an oxygen tank next.
Her legs must have braces under her dress to help hold her up, or the twins are inside their very own neo-natal room in the mansion and that's The Brad up her dress being punished for having an independent thought.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
does Z have a cast on her one arm?
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Zahara looks like she has a cast on her arm. Too much marble I guess.
oh, not again today?
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
Look at the top and bottom pics, in the top one, the belly is really high, you are unable to distinguish breasts, then glance down at the second one, belly is lower.
FAKE BELLY!
_* pushing shiney buttons to try to turn this into the madonna thread*
Ruh Roh! I think its jammed!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
homegirl is waiting until she gets her tummytuck before taking "newmealticket jolie-pitt" and "zdidn'thityouTHAThard Jolie Pitt" on their attention whore tour 2008.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 26, 2008 - 3:14pm.
ITA. Those poor babies had to be tiny-every time I saw a picture of Angie's twig arms my blood pressure would go up. She was not eating what she should have eaten while pregnant for twins.
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The only gossip I'm interested in is in the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra burst, 11 injured.' That kind of thing. -Johnny Depp
God be with you, dumbass.
well if they lied to ET about the twins being born, they may also be lying about their gender. Maybe they're having two boys!
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Submitted by Sharon on June 26, 2008 - 11:29am.
Damn, looking at her reminds me why I don't want to get pregnant again. And I only gained 16 pounds while I was pregnant.
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I hate you ;)
I was on bedrest, and sweet lord its hell on earth. But, that is how I discovered dlisted. Depending on what is the complication, "bedrest" might mean just an hour or so a day of actual activity, or 24-7 laying around on your ass. Trust, that gets real old real fast.
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"Self-promotion, for me, is like going to the dentist" —Daniel Craig
MK must have been getting death threats.
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Am I missing something, or is this guy missing his, um, wedding tackle?
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 26, 2008 - 2:41pm.
I firmly believe she had the twins when MK posted the stories about it. For whatever reason, she wont admit it.
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Because when people see them, and see how premature and tiny they are, she'll have to admit she's a horrible mother because she didn't eat anything or take it easy for the safety and health of her babies.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Angie is a good mom.Her profile was seen at millionaire&celeb dating site
****"A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com"****** yesterday. A rumor goes that she is dating a young single man on that site.I believe it"s just a rumor.
DAE - yup. Me too. It's been a few weeks since we've seen her right?
She had them. For sure.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 26, 2008 - 2:41pm.
Submitted by dustbunny on June 26, 2008 - 2:38pm.
What are you nuts? candid photos? The photographers must be hanging out of a tree with a telescopic lenses.
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That'd be a big fucking tree.
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helicopter? Neighboring hill? LOL! hell if I know.
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Submitted by Migraineuse: "Chaps are assless by definition. If they weren't, they'd be PANTS."
Submitted by oklahoma on June 26, 2008 - 2:40pm.
LCT, It is her Ego that keeps her from tipping over due to that enormous gut of hers.. But luckily she'll gain .87 lbs when she eats the placenta after they are born.. B/c each baby will only weigh 3lbs.
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How in the hell does this stupid bitch manage to not eat anything and make it this far into a multiple pregnancy? That's it, it's official. God hates the good people.
I hope she fries those placentas up in butter flavoured Crisco or there's no way she's peeling herself off the bail of hay after birthing.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
I don't think it's her either. I would bet money she had the blob twins 2 weeks ago.
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The only gossip I'm interested in is in the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra burst, 11 injured.' That kind of thing. -Johnny Depp
God be with you, dumbass.
Submitted by M.E. on June 26, 2008 - 7:38pm.
I'm going to believe that the twins have already been born and this is a Angie "double".
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I think you're right M.E. Angie would NEVER let the paps take that much of an uclear shot of her. She'd make sure it was a little fuzzy, but clear enough to tell it was her.
I firmly believe she had the twins when MK posted the stories about it. For whatever reason, she wont admit it.
~♥~"Since I'm holding my son, I'm Not Gonna Belt In His Face!"~ Xtina to Larry King~♥~
~♥~"Oh My God! They've got little animals on their peepees, it's kinda funny ~Xtina~ ♥~
Submitted by dustbunny on June 26, 2008 - 2:38pm.
What are you nuts? candid photos? The photographers must be hanging out of a tree with a telescopic lenses.
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That'd be a big fucking tree.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by M.E. on June 26, 2008 - 1:38pm.
I'm going to believe that the twins have already been born and this is a Angie "double".
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My money's on La Pequeña Angie.
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 26, 2008 - 2:30pm.
Holy fucking shitballs, does she have a clown car under there? A dinosaur? Nessie? That is NOT healthy for her to be that skinny with a belly that big. When is this egotistical bitch going to EAT SOMETHING?
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LCT, It is her Ego that keeps her from tipping over due to that enormous gut of hers.. But luckily she'll gain .87 lbs when she eats the placenta after they are born.. B/c each baby will only weigh 3lbs.
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
Submitted by skinny fat on June 26, 2008 - 11:34am.
why do they have to announce it every time they donate some fucking money? WHY?????????? and why does it always coincide with one of their movies opening?
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There's no business like show business
Like no business I know
Everything about it is appealing
Everything the traffic will allow
Nowhere could you have that happy feeling
When you aren't stealing that extra bow
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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08
Angelinas vag is so stretched out, she went to rob a bank and forgot her black hoodie and ski mask, so she just pulled her twat up over her head and went with it!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Submitted by Jello on June 26, 2008 - 2:34pm.
Nice pillow under the dress, Angelina. I'll never believe she didn't already have the kids. Coming out of "hiding" the day before her movie??? So see through... and I thought this place was supposed to be some sort of private fortress? WOW, TOTALLY CRAZY how "candid" shots got out. Ugh this manipulative woman makes me sick.
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What are you nuts? candid photos? The photographers must be hanging out of a tree with a telescopic lenses.
http://fuzzygalore.buzznet.com
Submitted by Migraineuse: "Chaps are assless by definition. If they weren't, they'd be PANTS."
I'm going to believe that the twins have already been born and this is a Angie "double".
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 26, 2008 - 2:32pm.
Isn't it obvious? She shoved them all into her uterus
and a partridge in a pear tree by the looks of it
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I don't think they will be the Beautifuliest couple for too much longer. They are getting old fast and people are soon going to start saying "NEXT".
When I was pregnant with twin poo babies, my gut got so bloated the stretch marks looked live rivers on a map.
When it came time to birth them, I had to actually ask them to rip me a new one in order to prevent vomiting out my poo babies.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Nice to see how the Nanny is taking care of Z and Shiloh.
yeah, where are the boars?
I don't believe that's Angie.
~♥~"Since I'm holding my son, I'm Not Gonna Belt In His Face!"~ Xtina to Larry King~♥~
~♥~"Oh My God! They've got little animals on their peepees, it's kinda funny ~Xtina~ ♥~
I'm just wondering what will happen to all of her children once she decides she wants to change again. I'm sure the whole Earth Mother, Savior to the World role must be getting old.
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The only gossip I'm interested in is in the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra burst, 11 injured.' That kind of thing. -Johnny Depp
God be with you, dumbass.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 26, 2008 - 11:32am.
A friend of mine had twins eight years ago on July 19th, 2000. I saw her last on May 29th of that year. She was enormous and she still had 7 weeks to go!
It looked extremely uncomfortable.
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Oh it is TOTALLY uncomfortable.
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"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." -George Carlin....R.I.P.
These pics are only making the douches at Entertainment Tonight look even more foolish. They did a whloe story on how Angie had given birth,named the twins, who was in the deleivery room everything. Who the hell was thier source?! I betchu it was Jenniffer Aniston,lmao
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why do they have to announce it every time they donate some fucking money? WHY?????????? and why does it always coincide with one of their movies opening?
Nice pillow under the dress, Angelina. I'll never believe she didn't already have the kids. Coming out of "hiding" the day before her movie??? So see through... and I thought this place was supposed to be some sort of private fortress? WOW, TOTALLY CRAZY how "candid" shots got out. Ugh this manipulative woman makes me sick.
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 26, 2008 - 2:26pm.
can we please get an update on the wild boars instead?
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Isn't it obvious? She shoved them all into her uterus.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
A friend of mine had twins eight years ago on July 19th, 2000. I saw her last on May 29th of that year. She was enormous and she still had 7 weeks to go!
It looked extremely uncomfortable.
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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08